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Strike Witch 11-18-2009 01:50 PM

But in all seriousness, you're a bad troll, SS.

Sekto Springs 11-18-2009 01:52 PM

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But in all seriousness, you're a bad troll, SS.

I'm not trolling.
I'm actually like this.

And hey, I contributed to this topic. Not my fault the rest of you ignored that part.

Strike Witch 11-18-2009 01:55 PM

"Hheeehg, Hheeehg, There's that dumb weaboo again. Weaboos are dumb. Ugly whores. I'd fuck em. Hheehg. Let's see if she's eat shit for anime. Hheeehg, faggot bitch. Fuck'em fuck'em.
I wonder if my limewire download of shitty death metal is done, Hheeehg."

Sekto Springs 11-18-2009 01:57 PM

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"Hheeehg, Hheeehg, There's that dumb weaboo again. Weaboos are dumb. Ugly whores. I'd fuck em. Hheehg. Let's see if she's eat shit for anime. Hheeehg, faggot bitch. Fuck'em fuck'em.
I wonder if my limewire download of shitty death metal is done, Hheeehg."

What the fuck is "hheeehg"?
You chose this persona.

And I so don't like death metal D:

Wings of Fire 11-18-2009 02:01 PM

hheeehg

Sekto Springs 11-18-2009 02:07 PM

Meh, I deserved it.
I expected her not to sink to my level, but she did, and it was a sneak attack.

You win this time, Ghost.

enchilado 11-22-2009 04:47 PM

if i wsa in teh majicil forrest i wood aks a virgin to hlep me cach a yunicr0n tehn i wood fukc her

~anyone read Baudolino by Umberto Eco?
Enchilado

MA 11-22-2009 05:43 PM

~anyone done an IP check?
Mollucks Assistanto

Nate 11-22-2009 06:35 PM

Yes. Shut up.

used:) 11-22-2009 06:48 PM

Being a hard-ass, by Nathan but the Truth.

enchilado 11-22-2009 07:39 PM

No, really, in Baudolino it says (badly spelt) that he took a virgin into the wood to help him catch a unicorn. Because as we all know, the virgin shouldst sit beneath a tree, then the unicorn will come and put his head in her lap. Baudolino is very happy because he put his horn in the virgin's lap.

~it's Umberto Eco, it's brilliant.
Enchilado

Nate 11-22-2009 08:53 PM

Yes, I got the reference. Still not sure how it's relevant though.

enchilado 11-22-2009 09:23 PM

It's very relevant, almost as relevant as this:

http://profile.imageshack.us/user/vi...dguysonmap.png

~so... would you die or kill the meech?
Enchilado

used:) 11-22-2009 09:30 PM

Image doesn't work, and your question is lame.

Back to the affair in the subway, people!

Daxter King 11-22-2009 09:48 PM

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Radeh radeh rah!

How about if you´re on a subway and you see a woman getting raped by a man with a gun. There are others in the same carriage but they´re not trying to help at all. Would you step in and try to save her?

I'm gonna go with the old, fight fire with fire routine, and start to rape him. We'll see where it goes after that.

enchilado 11-22-2009 09:52 PM

I'd just shoot him with ma gun... a little blue-nosed semi-automatic. She's a beauty and she's shot many a rapist before! Actually, she hasn't.

~she's shot plenty of rape victims though.
Enchilado

OddjobAbe 11-23-2009 11:20 AM

Someone get me a vice, I need to hold still so that I can screw my head back on.

Mac Sirloin 11-23-2009 01:27 PM

okay so your best friend has dying and u have to sine off on operatingtion that they get robo implants caz they ar unasleepconscious
robo implants will they life
but dformed
what u chos?e

Strike Witch 11-24-2009 03:56 AM

Ran Yakumo is the servant of Yukari Yakumo, a powerful spirit who maintains the borders of reality. Ran Yakumo has a Shikigami (summoned spirit familiar) named Chen, who is a Cat spirit. Chen has the ability to talk and follow commands, but she's only really as smart as the average cat or young girl. Chen doesn't like this as she admires her superior Ran and yearns to be more human like her.

One day, Ran was making dinner for Yukari when she realized she was out of a certain spice. Yukari was a lazy shit and crabby when she wasn't fed, so Ran quickly got dressed and left the food cooking on the stove, asking Chen to keep an eye on it as she went to fetch the spice. While Ran was gone, Chen noticed that a night sparrow had flown in the open window and perched on the pot's handle, obviously drawn by the smell of the meat. Not knowing any better, Chen leapt at the tasty-looking bird, knocking the simmering dinner everywhere. She then realized what she had done and hid in the nearby Hakurei shrine.

When Ran returned, she found what she took for signs of a scuffle and followed Chen's trail. Ran found the Cat Spirit cowering under the floorboards of the shrine in the middle of the rain, terrified out of her wits. Ran and Chen returned home.

Now, if you were Chen, would you admit to going after the bird, or lie that you didn't follow your animal nature to make you look more intelligent and human-like in Ran's eyes? If you were Ran and Chen admitted she had knocked the food over, would you punish her for her nature or let her off the hook?

enchilado 11-24-2009 04:17 AM

Can't be stuffed reading that.


~has it got lesbians in it?
Enchilado

Strike Witch 11-24-2009 04:22 AM

Ohohoho~
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ark/a4t009.gif
You're just the funniest little thing ever, aren't you?

Mac Sirloin 11-25-2009 08:12 PM

okay so u get to kill kill kill but you get caught do u do it

Leto 11-25-2009 08:14 PM

stuff is free on the internet but irl you have to pay for it do you get it for free wat do you do very topical

Daxter King 11-26-2009 12:30 AM

intrenets tuff guy challenges you to pokemon duel

u except challange?

enchilado 11-26-2009 12:51 AM

Bunch of gays encourage you to post meaningless spam. It could result in a load of shit, or you might get accepted into their thingy. Bed. That is, their circle of friends. So - post spam, or not?


~I seem to have inadvertently gone for the first option.
Enchilado

Daxter King 11-26-2009 12:56 AM

You decide whether or not to join an internet forum. You know from past experiences you are a wet blanket on forums, being annoying and ruining others fun. You are notorious for leaving your user name at the end of each post for no fucking reason. You act smug, and try to be intelligent, even though your IQ is lower than your body temperature. You join anyway, becuase its a forum involving a series you really like. Soon after joining, everyone negreps you, do you continue to post and hope to become title of "internet tough guy", or do you give up on this forum like all the rest.

I think you know the answer.

Nate 11-26-2009 02:28 AM

You're a moderator at an internet forum. Someone posts a thread with all the best intentions but it turns in to a spambucket.

Do you:
a) Leave it open and use it as a spamrag yourself?
b) Ignore it and hope it goes away?
c) Close it and boot it to Necrum?


Clearly, I chose b.