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shaman 11-22-2009 04:29 AM
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What does that make me?
If it's any consolation i thought you were like seventeen when i first joined.

Nate 11-22-2009 04:30 AM
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If it's any consolation i thought you were like seventeen when i first joined.
It isn't.


If it's any consolation, I thought Alcar was like seventeen when I first joined. Also, straight.

shaman 11-22-2009 04:32 AM
I was also under the delusion that peter was straight for the first few weeks!

Looking back on it i seem so foolish.

abe is now! 11-22-2009 05:00 AM
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:tard:

I'm so old. But not as old as Wil, this I am comforted by.

Alcar...
Ahve you had a lot of sex?

Alcar 11-22-2009 05:01 AM
Honestly, you'd think that picture with that dick in my mouth would have cleared things up.

Also, Wil, you should have made a move.

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Ahve you had a lot of sex?
Too much. So much that I now regret it, given certain current predicaments.

Alcar...

abe is now! 11-22-2009 05:23 AM
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Too much. So much that I now regret it, given certain current predicaments.
How is it possible to have too much sex?

shaman 11-22-2009 05:26 AM
Quite easy...

Alcar 11-22-2009 05:26 AM
When you die from it.

Alcar...

Wil 11-22-2009 05:31 AM
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Also, Wil, you should have made a move.
Sorry, my reactions are slow from being so old.

abe is now! 11-22-2009 05:32 AM
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When you die from it.

Alcar...
But you're still alive XD I don't think you are a sex slave, I just think that you are a very lucky fucker!

Alcar 11-22-2009 05:35 AM
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Sorry, my reactions are slow from being so old.
I was NAKED and INTOXICATED, what more invitation did you need?

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But you're still alive XD I don't think you are a sex slave, I just think that you are a very lucky fucker!
I'm not a slave, I'm unfortunate... only a slave on Saturdays,

Alcar...

abe is now! 11-22-2009 05:37 AM
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I'm not a slave, I'm unfortunate... only a slave on Saturdays
That's better than nothing!

Alcar 11-22-2009 05:38 AM
AiN, you have obviously never have your rectum torn asunder.

It hurts.

Alcar...

abe is now! 11-22-2009 05:42 AM
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AiN, you have obviously never have your rectum torn asunder.

It hurts.

Alcar...
Who the hell raped you?

Alcar 11-22-2009 05:44 AM
I wish I knew.

In other news, I still like big penises.

Alcar...

abe is now! 11-22-2009 06:04 AM
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I wish I knew.

In other news, I still like big penises.

Alcar...
OOOOOOOH!!!

Wil 11-22-2009 06:45 AM
Are you actually yelling at me for not trying to have sex with you?

used:) 11-22-2009 02:06 PM
Oh hey, happy birthday!

Alcar 11-22-2009 04:43 PM
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Are you actually yelling at me for not trying to have sex with you?
It would appear that way.

Alcar...

Nate 11-22-2009 04:45 PM
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Are you actually yelling at me for not trying to have sex with you?
Wasn't BM in the room at the same time? That boy doesn't need to be scared even further away from sex.

Alcar 11-22-2009 04:53 PM
He could of thought of it as observational study.

Alcar...

Wil 11-22-2009 06:24 PM
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It would appear that way.
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Wasn't BM in the room at the same time? That boy doesn't need to be scared even further away from sex.
I have a response to each of these, but each would be too potentially insulting to the author of the other. And I don't need that kind of confusing in my life right now.

So fuck you both. xxx


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