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Nate 11-07-2009 04:59 PM

You posted immediately after someone else got infracted for spam. If Alcar had approved my suggestion of making stupidity a bannable offence, you would have gotten that instead.

Wings of Fire 11-07-2009 05:02 PM

I got an infraction after being here for less than two months for insulting a member a split second after Nate had simultaneously posted an order to leave said member alone, if there's preferential treatment here then I don't see it.

Except for Charlie getting away with rising to Ghost's trolling here, srsly dude.

used:) 11-07-2009 05:03 PM

Fools! No one can see my vision! They're all in the dark!

Yeah, I blatantly ignored what you laid down, and I was justly infracted, but seriously, I leave for one week and that's what happens?

Wil 11-07-2009 05:36 PM

Stop conflating reputation with infractions. Everyone's free to rep who they want for pretty much the reasons they want. It has no bearing on how close to being banned you are.

And get over yourself. You were away. Big deal. Anyone could have been away when this happened. It's not a result of either your absense or return.

Pilot 11-07-2009 07:13 PM

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And I'm with Pilot.

What? The OWF bit or the Ass Asylum bit?

We should also make Ham a bannable offense. Can we??

Leto 11-07-2009 10:00 PM

EVEN MORE REASON FOR MY PREVIOUSLY SUGGESTED: OWF FUCKING SPAM SECTION.

I'D STEP UP TO CURATE IT FOR THREADS THAT ARE TOO RETARDED. COME ON. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Sekto Springs 11-07-2009 10:01 PM

Leto wins the award for best idea. Ever.
Better yet, let us have free reign of all the threads in Necrum so we may spam ourselves flaccid!

C'mon guys, it's just like ejaculating into a corpse. Fun and safe. Sometimes the maggots tickle.

Pilot 11-07-2009 10:02 PM

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EVEN MORE REASON FOR MY PREVIOUSLY SUGGESTED: OWF FUCKING SPAM SECTION.

I'D STEP UP TO CURATE IT FOR THREADS THAT ARE TOO RETARDED. COME ON. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I already suggested this. NECRUM BURIAL GROUNDS. OANST is the perfect moderator for SPAM.

Plus, I can post endless youtube poops of Billy Mays infomercials, except with OANST heads and he won't mind.

Sekto Springs 11-07-2009 10:06 PM

Can we make Leto the moderator of SEX?

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DO NOT SPAM IN THIS THREAD, I MEAN YOU STRIKE WITCH, AND YOU SEKTO AND YOU USED!.
Why, I never. How can you lump me in with Gabe? His spam isn't funny, mine is a testament to my well-traveled, bone dry wit. You typed it in red though, which means that I will, of course, take you more seriously.

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except with OANST heads and he won't mind.
Powdered-T'OANST-Man

used:) 11-07-2009 10:13 PM

My spam is hilarious. How do you think I got so much rep and negrep?

Is boasting your rep, even in a comical manner, an infractable offense?

Pilot 11-07-2009 10:17 PM

That's it Used. Check your PM inbox.

Nate 11-07-2009 10:42 PM

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Leto wins the award for best idea. Ever.
Better yet, let us have free reign of all the threads in Necrum so we may spam ourselves flaccid!

Leto wins no award, because he is only repeating an idea that's been floated all the way back to ClaireBear in 2004.

As for a spam section, it's never going to happen. Scientific experiments have disproved the hypothesis that initiating a Spam Amnesty Zone would draw all the spam away from the rest of the forum. If anything, the exact opposite happens; the SAZ ends up as a pussy boil on the otherwise flawless skin of the forums, spreading the infection out and causing a pox on all our houses. So to speak.

Pilot 11-07-2009 11:25 PM

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Leto wins no award, because he is only repeating an idea that's been floated all the way back to ClaireBear in 2004.

As for a spam section, it's never going to happen. Scientific experiments have disproved the hypothesis that initiating a Spam Amnesty Zone would draw all the spam away from the rest of the forum. If anything, the exact opposite happens; the SAZ ends up as a pussy boil on the otherwise flawless skin of the forums, spreading the infection out and causing a pox on all our houses. So to speak.

If you plant gays, they will come.

Leto 11-08-2009 01:32 AM

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As for a spam section, it's never going to happen. Scientific experiments have disproved the hypothesis that initiating a Spam Amnesty Zone would draw all the spam away from the rest of the forum. If anything, the exact opposite happens; the SAZ ends up as a pussy boil on the otherwise flawless skin of the forums, spreading the infection out and causing a pox on all our houses. So to speak.
That's not only completely wrong, but stupid also.

Havoc 11-08-2009 11:06 AM

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Leto wins no award, because he is only repeating an idea that's been floated all the way back to ClaireBear in 2004.

As for a spam section, it's never going to happen. Scientific experiments have disproved the hypothesis that initiating a Spam Amnesty Zone would draw all the spam away from the rest of the forum. If anything, the exact opposite happens; the SAZ ends up as a pussy boil on the otherwise flawless skin of the forums, spreading the infection out and causing a pox on all our houses. So to speak.

Actually I've seen forums where it works pretty well, even though those forums are usually the jack-of-all-trades huge communities so I'm not sure if it would work here. Since we're small and stuff I guess we don't need it. Besides, the spam section has a tendency to draw in 4chan memes and such.

MA 11-08-2009 11:31 AM

you may have thought otherwise, but i am actually against the SPAM section idea. plus post counts would fucking rocket for people that are/could be potential MS's, buggering up the concept of the rep system (unless post count wouldn't count in SPAM). and bots or whatever the fuck they are that come here to advertise loaning firms and what have you, using key words, could potentially lure that particular market of member, which you may not want. and 4chan members, the illiterate ones. and its gay.

zoophilia - PLEASE DON'T JOIN JUST TO POST IN HERE, WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

Havoc 11-08-2009 08:24 PM

Well yeah if you would leave a spam section completely moderated, that would happen. Just like that would happen to just about any other part of a forum without moderation.

MarsMudoken 11-08-2009 11:59 PM

Watch your language. And drama is awesome. With it everything is cooler.

Wings of Fire 11-09-2009 04:37 AM

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Watch your language. And drama is awesome. With it everything is cooler.

With all due respect, MarsMudoken, this isn't OD or FC. Potty mouths, whilst certainly not being encouraged, are to be expected. You can't expect other users to abide by your social niceties ;).

Hobo 11-09-2009 04:54 AM

Seriously, Wings of Fire. Stop moderating these forums for us.

shaman 11-09-2009 04:57 AM

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Seriously, Wings of Fire. Stop moderating these forums for us.

Up until the creation of this thread, the correct thing to say here would be:

"Well somebodys got to do it.

Wings of Fire 11-09-2009 05:10 AM

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Seriously, Wings of Fire. Stop moderating these forums for us.

I'm sorry Charlie, that totally wasn't my place seeing as you're doing such an excellent job of keeping pointless spam and unnecessary insults out of this thread yourself.

Hobo 11-09-2009 05:21 AM

As I said before, when it says Zulag 2 Super Moderator under your name, then I'll give a fuck.

shaman 11-09-2009 05:23 AM

And so modest as well.

OANST 11-09-2009 05:42 AM

Damn guys. Just damn.

used:) 11-09-2009 05:44 AM

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Watch your language. And drama is awesome. With it everything is cooler.

Yeah, I fucking hate it when those asshole ball-sucking cunts say that kind of shit. Fucking Christ, those bastards...

In the words of Sekto, if you like drama, go write a soap opera.

OANST 11-09-2009 06:22 AM

Look guys, it's Used. He's the new old and not so tasty. And we all know how much fun that guy was.

MA 11-09-2009 06:23 AM

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Watch your language. And drama is awesome. With it everything is cooler.

right. just clear this up for me newbie; were you talking to me about my language, or suggesting people to 'watch their language' if they posted in a SPAM section? seeing as you didn't quote.

really hope it was the latter.

EDIT: i thought OANST stood for Oral, Anal & Nasal Sexual Tormentor?

used:) 11-09-2009 06:28 AM

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Look guys, it's Used. He's the new old and not so tasty. And we all know how much fun that guy was.

Does this mean I can finally achieve the rank of Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator?

And I still don't have the the whole woman, daughter thing yet. WoF and AIN will have to sub for now.

OANST 11-09-2009 06:45 AM

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Does this mean I can finally achieve the rank of Necrum Burial Grounds Moderator?

They give that title to anyone else and I will fucking mutiny.

abe is now! 11-09-2009 09:25 AM

Guys... why are you doing this? I mean, OANST, you cannot get discouraged for those facts!

MA 11-09-2009 10:07 AM

Look at AiN, telling OANST where he can stow his bullshit. Our boy is growing up.

abe is now! 11-09-2009 10:49 AM

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Look at AiN, telling OANST where he can stow his bullshit. Our boy is growing up.

I remember this phrase...

MA 11-09-2009 10:53 AM

i actually glad you remembered, as it wasn't meant to be offensive.

MarsMudoken 11-09-2009 10:57 AM

Wrath of Drama
 
Yes, I saw it too.

Now look guys, with drama, things are cooler. For example:

The fish swam.

The small fish moved every bone in his tiny body to swim through the enormous waters, never giving up.

See?

OANST 11-09-2009 11:01 AM

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Yes, I saw it too.

You should start using the quote button, as it is impossible to figure out who you are replying to on most of your posts. This is not me being a dick. This is me pointing out a tool that will help your forum experience.

MarsMudoken 11-09-2009 11:07 AM

I was referring to Abe-Is-Now called by Mullock's assistant 'growing up', by telling OANST where he can store his...er...gr...curse my naturally good language. Oh well...

Does that clear things up?

abe is now! 11-09-2009 11:16 AM

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i actually glad you remembered, as it wasn't meant to be offensive.

In fact, it's weird XD

OANST 11-09-2009 11:29 AM

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I was referring to Abe-Is-Now called by Mullock's assistant 'growing up', by telling OANST where he can store his...er...gr...curse my naturally good language. Oh well...

Does that clear things up?

I've noticed this with a lot of your posts, though. Not trying to criticize. I'm just saying that your posts will make more sense if you use the quote button.

MarsMudoken 11-09-2009 11:39 AM

I can't figure out how to quote. Although to quote George Bush (or rather the Dead Pixel):

"!@$!, I can't even spell this word. Oooo a kitty :D"

So who needs to quote? I can make sense fine. I just chose not to.