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Wings of Fire 11-03-2009 09:54 AM

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Sounds like we're going to need men scoring around the clock.

I figure as long as you live on the other side of China to where he starts you'll get a good lifes worth before he gets to you.

Havoc 11-03-2009 10:39 AM

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i know you're most likely taking the piss, but

Have you never learned that you should stick with your gut?

MA 11-03-2009 10:50 AM

oh shit, its Havoc, of course he was taking the piss. its all one big piss-take.

Bullet Magnet 11-03-2009 11:01 AM

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Space porn wouldn't work very well because low gravity makes it harder to get an erection (More pressure is required to make the penis fill with blood). One can but dream... There is actually a giant block of ice inside the sun, but it doesn't melt because it is protected by it's electromagnetic field.

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. The first could be an honest mistake, but the second is ridiculous.

OANST 11-03-2009 11:08 AM

Can't we all just get along?

First, someone tell what is oddworld thing?

used:) 11-03-2009 11:14 AM

I laughed, how about you guys?

OANST 11-03-2009 11:14 AM

Man, what a dick.

Strike Witch 11-03-2009 11:39 AM

Train of thought:

Space-Hotel
Space-Elevator
Gundam
Bishonen
Hairstyles
Long hair

Response:

Why, yes, I like long hair.

MA 11-03-2009 12:50 PM

Great post.

not aimed at your post, Ghost.

mr.odd 11-03-2009 01:03 PM

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Shut up, the world is not going to end in 2012. Biggest fucking hoax since the dawn of time.

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So what? Why is their guess any better than anyone else's? The Ancient Egyptians thought the world would end in 2006.

I'm not saying that i believe in this myth. All i was saying is that this is where many people get the idea from. I mean come come on, whats going to happen? Does anybody here really think that life is just going to end all the sudden.

OANST 11-03-2009 01:09 PM

Life typically comes to an end all of a sudden.

MA 11-03-2009 01:12 PM

Mr.Odd: i know, you neutrally provide the source and everyone jumps down your throat in an attempt to prove how much they know about whatever it is we're talking about.

EDIT: any jokes about having people 'jump down your throat' on OWF and i'll stick my head in the oven, gas mark 9 with no match.

Sekto Springs 11-03-2009 02:00 PM

John Cusack says the world is gunna end in 2012, and I think he knows a little more about it than you do.

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I'll sodomize your mother.
Go ahead. She's buried in White Cemetery.

OANST 11-03-2009 02:05 PM

I'll dig her up in her white linen, and then you'll say 'Oh, shit'!

Sekto Springs 11-03-2009 02:16 PM

'Oh shit! He really did it!'

Oh shit, yeah.

MA 11-03-2009 02:16 PM

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and I think he knows a little more about it than you do.

i read that as the Soldier from TF2. and i don't even play it.

Sekto Springs 11-03-2009 02:17 PM

I'm flattered, though I'm more of a Demoman sort.

shaman 11-03-2009 02:19 PM

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any jokes about having people 'jump down your throat' on OWF and i'll stick my head in the oven, gas mark 9 with no match.

I'm really going to miss you.

MeechMunchie 11-05-2009 08:10 AM

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I'm more of a Demoman sort.

It's the eyepatched avatar and woolly hat, isn't it? I'm more of a Spy.

Abe Elum Slig 11-09-2009 01:01 PM

we gona die :fuzsad:

OddjobAbe 11-09-2009 02:28 PM

That's what this shit is. It's there to get all the rich and important people off the planet when we nuke each other and our many new nuclear power stations get blown up by pyschotic terrorists.

shaman 11-09-2009 02:36 PM

If we weren't already (apparently) disarming the world nukes, i would be terrified by that statement oddjob.

OddjobAbe 11-09-2009 02:45 PM

It's a terrifying thought, and I truly fear that it may one day become reality. I fucking hope not.

Sekto Springs 11-09-2009 02:50 PM

Somehow I doubt we're in the process of 'disarming the world's nukes'.
We don't know where half of them are to begin with.

used:) 11-09-2009 08:04 PM

So once the proles have finally annihilated themselves and all the elitists are up in space, what then? Orgies until they run out of oxygen?

Sekto Springs 11-09-2009 08:06 PM

Sounds good to me.

Pilot 11-09-2009 08:50 PM

Pot.

No wait, they're rich. Cocaine.

Abe Elum Slig 11-10-2009 12:12 AM

fuck man....in Finland one of the presidents said they are build a underground area to save the important people of the country...like doctors and scientists.

I don't know man..maybe its a lie maybe not

Strike Witch 11-10-2009 02:05 AM

No way man....I heard in russia they're building oil wells and shit... well, there were these smart scientist guys once who went to the siberian snow fields??? they were doing all these scientific things and shit and like dug a hole into hell and heard people screaming and shit... crazy shit man

I don't know man..maybe its a lie maybe not

Abe Elum Slig 11-10-2009 03:19 AM

i don't...sometimes i think, this its just a question about propaganda, or another thing to alert the people, like tho movie An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore, now we have the movie 2012, and the documentarys aboute the prophecy of Mayas, and China. But in the pass, most people said in 2000 becouse of the new milenium, the end of the world, and now they said 2012. i dont know

Oddey 11-10-2009 05:19 AM

If I had 4.4 million dollars... I might go. I wanna play tag, do a cartwheel, and flip around in space.

Mac Sirloin 11-10-2009 10:07 AM

If I had 4.4 Million dollars I'd just live in a fucking Winnebago for the rest of my life.

Also, important people of the country? Yeah. Doctors for sure, but tradespeople are who we're going to need when the end comes.

shaman 11-10-2009 10:08 AM

Very little of the above conversation has taken into consideration that we might survive...

OANST 11-10-2009 10:19 AM

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i don't...sometimes i think, this its just a question about propaganda, or another thing to alert the people, like tho movie An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore, now we have the movie 2012, and the documentarys aboute the prophecy of Mayas, and China. But in the pass, most people said in 2000 becouse of the new milenium, the end of the world, and now they said 2012. i dont know

There's a bit of a difference between An Inconvenient Truth, (which is a documentary that shows actual trends in our current global climate, and produces empirical data for the reasons the trends are happening), and documentaries that are made with the sole purpose of capitalizing on people's curiosity for doomsday prophecies. These documentaries about the Mayan calender are simply people putting forth conjecture on how such a thing could possibly come true.

OddjobAbe 11-10-2009 11:03 AM

An Inconvenient Truth must have been the goriest film I ever saw.

Sekto Springs 11-10-2009 11:29 AM

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documentaries that are made with the sole purpose of capitalizing on people's curiosity for doomsday prophecies. These documentaries about the Mayan calender are simply people putting forth conjecture on how such a thing could possibly come true.


Mac Sirloin 11-10-2009 12:04 PM

I really want to see 2012, but just because it looks like such a big mess of shit falling apart.
But the last movie he made is just fucking retarded.

Wings of Fire 11-10-2009 12:07 PM

He really doesn't have a good track record with movies at all.

Stargate: Bad
Independance Day: So bad it's good
Godzilla: So bad it's terrible
Day After Tomorrow: Urgh...

OANST 11-10-2009 12:09 PM

It's a definite miss for me.

Mac Sirloin 11-10-2009 12:33 PM

I like The Day after Tomorrow. At least I think I do.

I haven't seen it in like three years.