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MA 10-26-2009 08:37 AM

Great post.

MeechMunchie 10-26-2009 10:42 AM

This the most pointless thread I have ever seen, and I've seen The Thread Thread. Everybody knows what sligs look like without masks. I'm so angry I feel like swearing! Fuck you, Bre- MarsMudoken!

MarsMudoken 10-26-2009 02:15 PM

Not everybody. Sheesh, I thought I made a nice discovery. And If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

MeechMunchie 10-26-2009 02:18 PM

If I don't, how will people know they are doing something wrong, refrain from doing it again and thus we all improve ourselves? If you don't have anything useful to say, don't say anything at all.

MarsMudoken 10-26-2009 02:20 PM

...oh you're good.

Look, all I was pointing out is that I've seen slig eyes. And I've never seen a slig without the mask. We're not all perfect.

MeechMunchie 10-26-2009 02:22 PM

I was surprised when I saw slig eyes for the first time too. I just didn't share it with a large group of irritable people who likely knew more on the subject than me.

MarsMudoken 10-26-2009 02:29 PM

Okay, I'm sorry. But I don't regret posting this. Also Alexfili I didn't add you to my allies cause that was for today. I've known you since my first days in Rupture Farms. And Meech-Munchie? That you can address this entire community as "irritable" offends me. There are all sorts of people here, so shut your yap, or I'll drag you to Dripik/Arnie and turn you into a Meech Pie!

MA 10-26-2009 02:31 PM

i'm pretty sure MM meant that the majority of the members here can become irritated by stuff like this. i'm one of them.

Definition of Irritable

MarsMudoken 10-26-2009 02:33 PM

...Fine but I wasn't kidding about the meech pie. He wants to call himself Meech munchie? That can be arranged.

MeechMunchie 10-26-2009 02:33 PM

True, single members may not be irritable, but as a community we are easily distracted, a bit inaccessible and intolerant.

MarsMudoken 10-26-2009 02:36 PM

Okay, okay. But when I'm not Rupture Farms MW and actually get a job, I'm donating some meech.

MA 10-26-2009 02:45 PM

i don't understand you.

OddjobAbe 10-26-2009 02:45 PM

Good tip, MarsMudokon; think before you post. No shitstorms would be kicked up then.

If only I practised what I preach.

Splat 10-26-2009 05:18 PM

Good grief, shouldn't someone close this about now?

Also, buy the art-book. From memory alone I can think of at least two pictures in there that show sligs without masks. It's positively thrilling.

Beer-Holder = best post I've seen today

Nate 10-26-2009 07:22 PM

MarsMudoken: Thankyou for posting it. Whilst I don't think it quite lived up to the hype you gave, it still was a good contribution and didn't deserve the shellacking it received here.

Everyone else: You're all a bunch of spamwhores and I hate you. This is why we can't have any good new members; you scare everyone away with your in-jokes and your obscurity and your spam. MarsMudoken deserves an apology from each and every one of you.

OddjobAbe 10-27-2009 03:23 AM

Holy shit, I've been spelling his name wrong. Dearest apologies, MarsMudoken.

moxco 10-27-2009 03:43 AM

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Beholders only have one eye.

No, they have many eyes at the end of those stalk thingies.

MarsMudoken 10-27-2009 04:22 AM

Apology accepted
 
Thanks Nate. I owe you one. And If I knew how to close this I would.

MA 10-27-2009 08:15 AM

i do apolagise, MarsMudoken. no excuse for my actions.

Nate: next time, infract me. i'd respect you a whole lot more if you just did that and got it over with, Max did the same and i don't hold anything against him. just a pet peeve when things aren't done properly.

Nate 10-27-2009 08:44 PM

What you did was bad, but not quite bad enough for an infraction. I was too lazy to give you the Official Warning you deserved.

Also, I'm less likely to infract when a thread gradually degrades into collective spam and rudeness than when one member pops up out of an otherwise good thread and shits everywhere.

Sekto Springs 10-28-2009 12:02 AM

Whoa, holy shit! I can't believe I missed this thread.
This wins for funniest topic of the year award.

Also, no need to tell me Sligs are beautiful, babe. I'm dating one now, and he's a real peach. We like to roleplay, he's the big bad security guard and I'm the naughty mudokon in need of a spanking. I usually prefer it with the mask on though, it gives em this air of mystery that is just so appealing.

AlexFili 10-28-2009 01:58 AM

Your profile says male

moxco 10-28-2009 03:04 AM

Are you being homophobic?

Xavier 10-28-2009 03:26 AM

Ok guys, the next one that spams gets an infraction.

MarsMudoken 10-28-2009 12:15 PM

Alright, I'm not spamming Xavier, don't worry.

And Sekto? That's just...gross.
Still, this thread has lived it's time. How do I send it to Necrum? It's time I think.

OddjobAbe 10-28-2009 12:33 PM

You don't. The moderators do.

MeechMunchie 10-28-2009 03:24 PM

It is unbeliveably tempting to just post the word 'SPAM' right now. But I fear the mod's wrath.

MarsMudoken 10-28-2009 03:59 PM

SPAM!

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pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme I DON'T WANT TO DIIIEEEEE..........

Wil 10-28-2009 05:30 PM

MeechMunchie got an infraction, y'all. He's not the only one who deserves one, in all probability, but he was the one who spammed within 12 hours of a mod saying "I'm going to actually punish the next person who breaks the rules."

Further spammers in this thread will also be given infractions.

Xavier 10-29-2009 02:15 AM

MarsMudoken too...

MarsMudoken 11-06-2009 11:46 AM

Ya I know.
I'm not proud of it.

used:) 11-06-2009 12:10 PM

I leave for one week and this is what happens?

MarsMudoken 11-06-2009 12:58 PM

Yep

Nate 11-06-2009 04:13 PM

Used has now been infracted and MarsMudoken has received an official warning (because he's already been infracted in this thread).

Can you guys not read?

slig# 5719 11-06-2009 11:39 PM

I was looking around the internet for information on slig eyes and found this:

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Underneath its mask, a Slig has two compound eyes that are dark coloured (they do not themselves glow red) These eyes do not grow when a Slig is given steroid treatment, so Big Bro Sligs’ eyes are pathetically small compared to their huge heads

Hope this helps.

(for those who don't know compound eyes are the eyes on flies, bees, wasps ect)

Wil 11-07-2009 06:42 AM

I like what happens when I click on "View post".

abe is now! 11-07-2009 09:51 AM

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As we all know sligs:
-are beaten out of niceness
-say "poo brain"
-can be steroided up to Big Bro's.

-wear masks due to glukkons thinking they're ugly.

Well, I have seen pandora's box, peeked inside, opened it fully, and now I'm giving it to the museum. I HAVE SEEN THE EYES! On google image search "slig". You should find a slig picture with the slig standing facing right. Now if this is the right one I want you to look at the eyes. Really closely. Closer. More. Get your face of the screen weirdo. Now if this is the right one and you've been eating your carrots-

DUN DUN!?!?!?

There. People may have already known this but I figured it out today, and remembered that I have a site for sharing things with the world.
Okay If you're only reading this move your butt and look at the eyes.

I can't understand well... you are saying that there are two carrots in Slig's eyes???

MA 11-07-2009 09:53 AM

its over. don't worry.

STM 11-20-2009 09:27 AM

what is an infraction? Can't believe I don't know yet.

To sprove i'm not spamming sligs do have eyes, very small squinty manky little things see OWF10Y for more info

MeechMunchie 11-20-2009 09:56 AM

An infraction is a subtraction from a member's post count. Usually they expire in a couple of months or so, but serious ones are permanent.