Let's not forget Queefster.

I thought it was spelled Quief.

I thought it was Queef. That's how Scissor Sisters spelt it.

I thought it was spelled Queaf.

Please stop trying to align your noxious Queef with the intoxicating Steef.

BTW, have you actually ever seen a Quief coming out?

Um. Please don't enlighten us.

It's funny, because when it comes burbling out it makes a little chirpy 'kweaf!'- but depending on the tightness of the pussy the lips can also 'chatter' making it more like a ku-ku-ku-ku--weef.

Can we change the name of this thread to 'Mouth gags?'

I imagine it sounding like slowly letting air out of a balloon while keeping the lips tight.

Yes, that's it. Loose vaginas can be emulated by letting the balloon go while full of air.

Damn girl, that's some pressure!

The... fuck?

That's our Pilot.

Yeah that's usually how the air gets trapped up in there in the first place.

Way to spoiler, Pilot. You're totally not an obnoxious douche again.

*whew*

You guys all need to take a chill pill. Seriously, only on OWF (in Off-topic no less) would you morons get offended by the exchange of words that just took place here.

Vagina jokes are funny, and the filthier the better. Its not like half of you have even seen a vagina anyway, so just laugh already!

Dude, shut the fuck up. We're allowed to not want to have a bunch of stupid puns interrupted by Pilot saying gross shit. Don't act like suddenly we're some historically prudish community because we don't find your retarded sense of humor funny.

I really don't understand what your point here is. "C'mon everybody, stinky pussies are HILARIOUS! They're my favorite, right outside of people acting like I ever give any kind of valuable input!"
And what vagina jokes? Much as I can tell, this thread's mostly been vagina joke free. Maybe you should take your argument and give it a second thought:

He got queefed.

Oh, grow up you big baby. We're all just trying to have fun here.

Hey, where's that link that OANST posts to his own video.... ah well, you already know the one.

In general, Simon, I find you're a little too abrasive, and not even tastefully so.

If you want to dismantle me, do it in a way that requires a certain amount of wit and tact, otherwise I find myself only amused at how you took my post so seriously and let it burrow under your skin.
The fact that you'd get genuinely insulted over my dry, angsty little retort shows exactly what kind of person you are. Whether or not our tastes in humor differ, I stand by what I said that your overall reaction and whatever negreps you may or may not have doled out were unnecessary. If you can't take a joke, then perhaps you shouldn't post in a thread where the point is to take a joke and run with it until it goes "way out of control". Sounds reasonable, yes? If you don't believe me, check out this link and get back to me.

I'm not going to start a flame war, so I'll wait for your response to this and then drop it.

Yeah. Joe calmed me down. He's cool that way.

We could be talking about like, maggot infested testicles getting further infected and causing some kind of complete intestinal collapse resulting in whatever you want to think of, and I'd be like 'lol.
But queefs just INSTANTLY make me gag and breath through my mouth.

Yes. Spend a day on charonboat.com and you'll see there are much worse things than queefs. S'all good.

EDIT: I'm done. Fucking shit assholes shut your bullshit.

If you were really done you hadn't have posted that in order to attempt keeping the fight going.

We promise to pay you more attention in the future so you won't get fussy. :)

Thank you for using the name I post with here in your quote thing. It's a pet peeve when people use my first name.

For Simon.

HAH! GOLD!

And what have we learnt here?

That Joe is great of course, I vote we rename it Joely, personally.

I personally find "vagina jokes" extremely disgusting and distasteful.

Meh, I always liked muffty day at school.

wtf what was up with that last page.

i thought we were an open minded forum.

now we're just a bunch of circlejerking fags.

Dunno.. I'd rather push it out of my mind .. :( it was terrible. They were sweaty guys bashing each other with clubs and making scary faces!

Jewly

Hogust

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