You may as well speak the language of stairs because a conversation with you is so dull and boring anyways.

Being able to read other people's minds when they're asleep.

Being able to shrink my fingernails.

Being able to dry my hair twice the speed of a normal person.

Being able to alter four letters in words as a person speaks.

Being able to see through glasses without altering my vision.

I could find uses for all of those, either for diversion and practical use.

The last one certainly helped Clark Kent.

having the ability to turn my belly button into a mouth when angry so i can double shout.

Fixed

But then it wouldn't be useless.

Refixed'd

fix again and i'll fix ur dick in ur @$$.

The ability to have shit spelling and grammar.

fix'd.

lol

There is a rep system for a reason. If you are considering posting something as useless as this....don't. Give the person rep and put that in the comments.

The post was to show he can fix things to. See above.

Eh.

Kastere makes me sad face

DO I?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?


The ability to not be able to turn on a television no matter how hard I try

being able to guess the incorrect amount of fluid in the nearest fly spray can without ever getting it right.

this is what i told him as i gazed into his eyes!

The ability to fail whatever I'm trying to do each time someone says "Fail!". And then I might become FailBlog's main subject. :cool:

You were already FailBlog's main subject since birth O.o oh no he didn't...yes I did.

i could barely make O.o your words...grammar.

Sense you make not for this O.o is raised eyebrows,
and that quote after that is a famous quote by JD off Scrubs.
*sigh

haha, thanks for biting again.

and not understanding my piss-take.

and explaining an internet symbol.

and assuming i watch Scrubs.

The shift button is your friend, use it wisely.

HAR. you haven't been here 10 minutes and you're telling me how to type.

why don't you make another face using letters and symbols? you seem to enjoy that.

¬.¬

good lad.

No problem, now I ain't going to continue whatever has happened (believe me when I say "wtf") so for nw I will lay own my gun (water-pistol) and contritely walk away.

*waves*

Though you're not really being that mature, since you are only ceasing the argument in order to make any response from MA look childish.

Everyone, shut up. On-topic posts only from now on.