Pilot, there's no real mystery to parents being protective.

Of what, reality?

If I caught my son looking at this I'd chuckle...

"Oh, Mah Boy!"

Oh, Gabe Thank You. That is a GODSEND!

For I think I've failed to indicate the inflection and ever so slight tremolo of the King's actual voice in what I wrote.

In other news...

This show started going down hill after season three.

I wonder what that Havoc's up to...

Oh man, this one's a must-see!

It started looking like the Shopping Cart and sounding like an Irish folk tune after a while.

DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW OLD THIS IS, JUST ENJOY.

The latest gem Chris introduced me to.

Gabe, its a must. You have to be as well groomed as possible down there if you ever hope to get that second blowjob. Unless you're dating a Russian or Latino girl. They find hairy assholes sexy.

And thanks for the cred, Gabe. :D

Makes teabagging better. Makes everything better.

If you didn't feel your question was answered earlier, Rampage, I will again point out the importance of being drunk. It actually leaves you more sensible and level-headed than all of the above.