Yopu got the first part correct, this is PART of what I'm trying to prove. As I have already told you, I'm trying to prove you wrong, not dumb.

Banner king.. Why are you so obsessively obsessed with this forum?? Seriously.

Luckily we don't have to.

Because I'm Dedicated. Really, I'm an Oddworld fan.

Do you have a font to match your writing style? Do you use Times 9 Year Old's Anger? I like Times New Roman, but I usually keep it pretty simple.

Well I guess if you stop being annoying, things might go a bit better for you mr. King. But the way you post now and behave here. I doubt you'll stay here for much longer. Can't you at least try not to annoy people?

I'm sure if you calm down and behave, this will be semi-forgotten and over with in some time.

It depends on whether or not the mods will give you a chance though.

There comes a time when one must decide... Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?

You have unfortunately chosen to be right, thinking it will make you happy. Had you chosen to be happy, you could have continued posting on your multi's and been part of the community you seek desperate approval of... You have just ruined your chance.

Yes, I'm angry, but I'm not trying to troll.

I'm considering making a video dramatization of that opening post.

Please do.

Use the wilhelm scream.

I would love a rundown of the top 10 Oddworld Forum events. It would be nice for us noobs to know what went on in the past :D

BTW, who are you Banner King?

He's the best thing that ever happened to the forums.

Check the Classics Thread?

Most of that is in the Classic Threads thread. Peruse it sometime.

Fuzzle Guy, I would have revealed myself eventually anyway. My goal is to become a contributive member WITHOUT having to trick the forum for years. Originally, I wanted to become a contributive member, and THEN reveal myself, but plans have changed.

There is a difference between revealing yourself and lashing out on everyone. I don't think you've realised that yet.

Man, what a lackwit.

Well I tried my best not to "lash out" on everyone, considering the fact that you have been bullying me for over a year.

Well, you're gone now but for what it's worth:

• You weren't actually banned for the MeechS1029 GT-R debacle. We gave you the benefit of the doubt and only gave you an infraction rather than the instaban that you deserved. If you'd behaved well and hadn't spammed, you wouldn't have been banned and the infraction would have expired. If you had accepted the banning and hadn't created more multis, you wouldn't have been permabanned.
• I identified that you were dragonbane because your IP address matched. It's not something I check regularly though.
• We haven't banned your IP address because it tends to block OANST from posting. And, frankly, we care more about him than you.
• We suspected Banner King from the start. I just try not to ban someone without definited proof and you hadn't slipped up yet.
• Why the fuck do you even care any more?
• Suck my balls.

That was refreshing!

Well, the first part is kind of foggy for me, but I'll see if I can remember.
There was once this little member named MeechShrykull1029. He was kind of annoying. Then came another member with basically his name, but 'GTR' or something added on. He claimed that it was his brother, we called bullshit, and he threw a temper tantrum.
He was (as Nate just said) infracted, and I THINK his first account was banned. Through some weird interbutts crap it turned out that IP banning him banned OANST from posting from where he usually posts from all day (His workplace).

OANST informed those who needed to know, and it was lifted.

Now here's where I remember it a little better.

Meech started popping up with multi's for one or two weeks at a time. Usually he'd tell us, act like some great victory was gained for him, and get laughed at and banned again.
This culminated in my fuckawesome post the last time it happened.

Here's the thread.

XD

Oh, and a ton of neat shit has come from it, like the OWF Anthem
http://www.mediafire.com/?tdnyjlqggai
And what I hope "you have been bullying me for over a year." will start to be a forum meme.

Kastere, don't force us to use some stupid meme. You've been bullying us for over a year.

It's OANST.

Get him.

I knew the whole time.

Imma let you just accidentally the whole bullying me for over a year, I don't even-




I enjoyed reading this thread, I completely forgot about dragonbane and hadn't thought of meechskhyrlkksadf for quite a while.

Dragonbane was euthanised quietly. It's kinda amusing how quickly people forget members when they don't post in a while.

Just like all the threads where people post "I'M BACK" and everyone else responds either "You were gone?" or "Who are you?"

Why can't I rep Banner King? I was hoping to turn him into glukkonlulu II. Can't you rep banned people?

Apparently not. Neither can I. Not through the public end of vBulletin anyway.

So finally there's a way to tell whether a member is banned without having to go through the moderator panel! :tard:

I think he'll be back someday though.

That's like saying it will rain again at some point.

i feel filthy for having repped that cunt when he was Drag0nbane.

on the plus side, i'll forget him in a week!

I've forgotten already. What were we talking about?

What??

That's why we don't rape cunts here. We tar and feather them so they become useless.

Banner King, if you're still here: If you really wan't to join these forums and you promise to be a good boy from now on, try. Make another account or whatever, I don't really care. But don't tell us. If you're a good member, no-one will suspect you because all your other multis were arseholes (i.e. you). You see, you wanted to show that you'd changed, and I respect that, but you hadn't. You only wanted to show you'd changed to prove everybody wrong and that you were right, because you are still the overly proud egocentric piece of fecal matter you always were. Now if you will excuse me, I'm off on my lollerskates.
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LOL LOL

Is the 'O' your head? Are you Igor? Why are you only standing on one lollerskate?

Yes.No, that's my arm raised in the traditional swinging motion for skating.What?

YOU EDITED IT MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS SOME CHEATING

In other news,

Well it was before I even read your post.

ah, but do we have your word?

i just keep hearing Murray speaking when i read your posts. great stuff.