I remember saving many times right before I was going to die. Then my bro loaded it and he couldn't get it to stop because the death was so fast :p. He had to actually restart the computer to get out of it :D

Having your dick explode from a non-stop boner.

Whilst ejaculating constantly before hand, with each release accompanied by a feeling of being stung in the 'head' by a bee.

I actually had a very scarring dream at the beginning of the year in regards to the penis becoming insect like, fragmenting and protruding outwards in all different directions like a skin/plant hybrid while coming closer to climax.

Man that must've been one whacky dream :fuzgrin:

It disturbed me to the point of cringing whenever I thought about it for the next 4 months

Wow you're subliminal mind freakes me out :D My mind freakes out too from time to time..

I had the same thing, except I had dreamed about bangin' my mum.

Being eaten alive by a slug.

Being fried in an electric chair while half the world is watching. But better to escape, and die another day in another way.

I don't know which one would freak me out more. The idea that I'm getting fried or the idea of half the world watching. I THINK it might be the later one..

Shooting a mess load of soldiers taking you in for a crime you didn't commit, but escape swiftly and run.
and when your armed and ready, you meet a never ending onslaught coming at you as you try and shoot as many as you can, taxing your endurance and will every shot, you feel the recoil of every bullet of your automatic, until finally your luck runs out as you slowly fall to the ground coverd in blood, looking at the dozens of men you killed.
you slowly and painfully breathe breath after breath until your body loses it's strength, and while your gasping your breath, a dark silhouette comes, makes a flash and it ends

Hmmmm.....

Well I would have to go by someone tuning their bass guitar to tight and striking one of the string which hits me in the eye, although that in itself won't do anything but blind me I will then go outside where I will get hit by a wrecking ball because I couldn't see it in my periphial vison.

Being raped in the mouth by a baboon.

Dying peacefully in my sleep.

Has anyone actually bothered to read the whole thread? If so, you are either very odd, or have the patience of a saint.

You dream, I make it happen. That's the difference between us.

Had you read the whole thread, you would have noticed I already came with that suggestion :D

Shit.

a silhouette flashes at you and you die? after all that?

i think thats a bit of an anticlimax. and i know about anticlimaxes.

I wish dark silihoutes would flash at me more often :(.

Come over.

excuse me?

getting raped by a whale (huge phalli)

You should see it now, it's falling apart.

How about falling in a slowly working industrial meat grinder. Then get someone to make a steak of yourself and make your family eat you.

Ahhh, Bassy seen some rough times, R.I.P.

Martyr'd

Would it be possible to implant a C4 in a person? Then remotely detonate him via gsm network when the person's walking down some nice street :D

are you a terrorist?

No but I'm just sharing my fantasies. You should too. I'd like dying in some crazy way when I'm tired of my life

I'd like to make some kind of murder mystery-type chain of puzzles and clues to my death, then leave out the last clue before I shoot myself. Just totally screw with Sherlock.

Kneeling on the ground facing skywards with your arms outstretched as countless Persian arrows obliterate you.

EDIT: The above comment is far less jizzy than it sounds.

I want to die from ecstasy while sucking off Voldemort as Harry Potter gently plunges his cock into my rectum.


Alright. I've destroyed the thread now. It's fucking done.

What, you think we can't pulverise it more?

you of all people should know this of OWF.

It's not done until you're sucking off Hitler.

okay then, lets all spam, flame and majorly go off topic. that'll do the trick.

jwanbfjasbf

fuck you everyone

i'm painting a fence later!

Standing in the middle of the road while two huge trucks, both with big loads of stuff, drive towards you. The trucks hit you at the same time so that you get crushed and your brain flies to the moon.

Are you guys even fucking listening?

Martyr'd