This.

This doesn't get easier with age. I got a few wierd looks from my mum and aunt when they asked me who the hell I knew in London. I think they had assumed that this was a gay website. I mean... a website for gay people. I mean... a website about gay topics. I mean... whatever.

Hey, Tom (Glukk Schmuck, my housemate for the last year) is living in London now!

So we'd better hold it some place else.

You're all welcome to fly to Michigan, and camp in my back yard. It's totally big enough, now!

I only offer because I know you won't.

But I would D:

You don't have money for that.


Also, I don't think that April will ever let me invite the British to our home, ever again.

What was that business with Mutual Friend a couple of years ago?

Let's not name names or tell tales out of school.

Oh, but let's.

Yes, let's.

You should totally have me over.

I totally want to hear OANST's story.

I want OANST to tell his story very carefully.

I'd be happy to meet anyone in the Manchester area.
I have no plans to go to london atm.

Why don't we have a webcam party?

Because Munch's Master doesn't have a webcam.

And OddjobBabe is also banned from possessing cameras.

I don't really have the right to tell any stories at all. I ended the friendship in a fairly cowardly way, and still feel badly about that. Beyond that, I am not willing to talk about it in a public forum.

You're no fun. Gay.

Lets all back off of Mat. I respect him too much to pry into his personal life.

For anyone interested in personal dirt on Mathew Bell, aka, OANST - please contact me. Addresses, phone numbers, and information on old flames will cost an additional fee.

Mat, could you possibly, suck the shit out of my ass? I've eaten corn recently, if you like corn.

I still have that, by the way.

Oh man, resend them to me. Fucking hilarious. I think the one where your co-worker handled the drug dealer was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Is there any way to post a wav file on here?

Mods! *claps hands* Make it happen.

I'll come. And I won't sprint across the whole of London this time either. I'll use the Underground like a normal person.

I want to have seen you sprinting. You know we only have your word that you did. For all we know you were dropped off right outside the station.

*mandatory joke about losing glasses*

Would I be interested? Yes. Would I be able to attend? Nope. Well, not unless it's held over the 2010 autumn break at the earliest, I'd imagine. As I'd be at uni, it'd be the only time and way I could attend without my parents having to know or being able to do anything- no chance would they let me go if they could prevent it, and until I start uni they could prevent it.

so THATS where my seat went!

I lost my replacements, too.

Well you can hardly blame us for that.

I'd be glad to see you guys but... how can I reach London??? XD

The same way that everyone else gets to London. Rickshaw.

Or walking. You can do it.

Walking is for losers. Rickshaw is the way to go.

Heaven knows there are enough chinamen around.

I think Joe's been replaced by a Skrull. A very right-wing Skrull.

Sedan chair, Zeppelin, mine cart, electric-blanketmobile, nuclear powered pogostick, giant rollerskate, FeeCo train, ball car... It's all good.

He said ball car.

Rickshaws are awesome. It's like the perfect representation of "efficiency tops ethics", and no country can beat China when it comes to that.

would like to, but you wouldn't be able to accommodate my drinking needs.

in all seriousness, i haven't got a penny, and wont have for quite a while. maybe next time. :(