i actually got this far and thought 'oh, good', then saw the 'not'.

Exactly as I had hoped.

ZULAG 4 ZULAG 4 ZULAG 4 ZULAG 4
Please make a Zulag 4!!!

If it was in my power, I would make a Zulag 4, for your pleas are too much. How could we ever say "no" to you?

no.

do i win anything?

AHAHAHAHAH YOU CANNOT SAY NO TO US ALL MAX! I PWN LEADERSHIP WISE! teehee

Well, if that doesn't do the trick I don't what will?


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Oh all right. You twisted my arm. You can have three Zulags per fan game, plus my password and my bank details.

What about another forum in the Fan Corner?

Damn, you beat me to it. Aye, a sub-forum in Fan Corner for the fan games wouldn't be too bad, would it? But an entire Zulag dedicated to it would be a bit silly.

I made you all your own forum. You're welcome.

http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/

And so Mat, with his everlasting power, opened the way to a new realm for all the undesirable ones to go and leave our land in peace.

I took the original request to be for a subforum of Fan Corner. That was the most I was willing to consider.

I wanted them to have everything they dreamed of and more!

MA IS NOT PART OF THE VIDEO GAME CREATING SOCIETY OF OWF.

just for the record.

Don't try and deny it, honey. There are people who can help you. We'll spare no expense giving you the attention and level design tools you need.

Please note the Oddworld Forums Welfare Policy does not provide genuine welfare.

OI YOU ROWDY LOT! Wow, I 55 comments, my thread, wowie, that's a first and thanks OANST you fucking ledg!

"Ledg". I just... died a little. I have enough of hearing that from chavs at school, and now here? I'mma go emo.

I don't even get it. Is it some "clever" way of saying that I rock?

Oh OANST you ledge, let's push people off you.

Innit man!

I wholeheartedly approve of the abbreviation "ledg". Anyone who opposes me can go to hell: you are no competish.

But does it not make you feel that you could fall off that person at any given moment?

I'm sorry I truly don't know what came over me, oh my head hurts, someone hit me with a club over the head many many times!

And you didn't ring the police?

Anybody who posts a video of "You Don't Have to Turn on the Red Light" will only get negrep.

But really, what the fuck does it mean?

It's a "word" used by certain people in England. Maybe other countries. It's a supposed shortening for the word "Legend".

No, you can't... I'm sorry... I think you're not that kind of guy.

stop with the gay shit, AIN. i know you're a Xenomorph.

Your Mileage May Vary. There is nothing particularly chavy about it where I come from.

You're just afraid of change.

Round here it's not chavvy. It's just very... 12 year old in the early '90's. Way back then I objected to the term ("You're calling me a legend? So you think I'm a fictional story? Please be more precise with your compliments in the future.". Needless to say my peers did not compliment me very often as a teenager) but I seriously think this is the first time I've heard it in over a decade.

Round where I am all the yobs say it like buy me adrink - aww you ledge man let me give ya a hug - eww no

*come on my face, come on my face, come on my face, come on my face...*

What gay shit are you talking about?!?!?

ahhhahahah yeyvarily

Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me,
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love yooouuu toooo.
I love to hear you oralize,
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me awaaaaaaaaay!

I'm having extraordinary difficulty making sense of this.

its old now.

I suggest you use fewer colloquialisms in your well-meaning feedback to members for whom English is a second language.

yeah. i'll take that into consideration. thank you.

Good, good. Now what would you say to going down to roger some booglies, eh what? Tally-ho!

sounds like a plan to me, kipper.