Okay, that's enough. I thought skillswords was negrepping me because he liked Zero Punctuation and thought I was ripping Yahtzee off.

Now, play nice children.

I was fed lies
all of them in disguise
I took a pan
and opened a can
I baked them all in pies

I'm so hungry right now..

LIES!

There was once a girl called Leah
Who always acted quite queer
One day when in bed
She sat on her head
And her brain fell out of her ear

...off the top of my head.

There once was a pretty lolita
And all the men wanted to meet her
But she wasn't stupid, you see
She phoned Dateline NBC
And added to Chris Hansen's vita.