Why are MA's rhymes so much grander?
He bloody plows fields through all the land, durr.

My message right now is full of lofty boasts,
For I had 1337 posts.

cure us BM, i see you are hovering,
you had enough? are you not bothering?

He simply does not have the time,
to think of a suitably witty rhyme.

until we have seen his yellow AIDS ridden sack of cum,
this thread will persist, it will never be done.

mollucks assistant... I must now say,
you rhyme a lot this time of day.

it must be something in the water,
but i do not know if it will falter.

It better had, or maybe not,
I think I might have lost the plot

you are quite mad already my friend,
this place drives you around the bend.

I doubt OWF can drive one insane,
But being trolled by Kastere can be a pain.

This topic still sucks... in my pants,
It doesn't make sense and that's my stance.

Then why contribute as you do?
I think I'll go read Whinnie ther Pooh.

(I was reading the world of Christopher Robin today,
My friends found it rather gay)

I'm going to see Inglorious today to improve my diction,
According to Metacritic it's better than Pulp Fiction.

I've missed so much,
But now I'm here,
I can't think of a rhyme.
Oh dear!

is anyone else blocked from Rich's blog?
i don't understand? whats up with that, dawg?

^ ignore this rhyme, it can now be seen, ^
don't worry about it people, he's in the green.

in other news, i fell through a wall,
it was at my grandparents, i felt such a fool.

Wall and fool? It does not rhyme!
But you cannot win all of the time.

I cannot believe I have been reduced to posting in this thread,
I believe that I should shut down the computer and go to bed.

I haven't slept for many weeks;
These forums cause my brain to leak.

Everyone thought Fritzl was a glorious fella',
Until they found out what was inside his cellar.

I think people still do not get the way of doing this like Nate explained...

AG, this is what i'm talking about. if you'd have read the whole thread you would have seen that i explained how it should be done, and so far the posts since then have been what i meant,
blah blah blah blah blah blah bent.

fuck sake.

EDIT: look;
also that example wasn't about you AM, i posted that before you returned.

I'm sick of peoples disregard,
For the rules - just read retard!

*When I started writing that I had no intention of calling anyone a retard, but nothing rhymed with disregard

I am shocked that you would disregard
Excellent words like, yard, guard and petard.

The constant stream of witty abuse
Is what makes these forums of any use.

oh tell me about it, its what we need,
it is like our metaphorical feed.

Mollucks Assitant's rhymes are a bit of a sham,
There about as funny as fucking tinned ham.

Your avatar is a duck.
I think you should clear to fuck.

This forum is full of vile Oirish birds
I despise their accents, they be all a bunch of turds.

My accent is great,
For it does not sound slate,
But to all your Glaswegian poem,
I must say,"Lovin every wan oh them."

I actually don't care if that doesn't sound Rhymish, it's just our Noirn Ireish accent sur. :)

Holy shit, I've done it again,
I should turn in, for it's after ten,
I feel I should write in my own accent,
Though I shall not, for this game I resent.

Thats a good rhyme to show your disdain,
But what is your problem with this wonderful game?

This terrible game puts me through much pain,
For to look at the screen, my eyes must strain,
As I am tired, no, completely knackered,
Something, something, something, maraca.
I struggled on that last part.

As a newcomer here, I'd just like to say,
that this hilarious thread has made my day ^^
We're all Oddworld fans here, all with the same passion,
why then must we post in this ridiculous fashion?

Why,Kronos1712,
Is this concept new to you?
This is fun thread to dance and ryme,
Now play nice or go shag a lime.

Now I believe that last bit was just too plain rude,
I have no intrest in shagging citrus fruit..

Now I meant that purely in jest,
The humor around here is simply the best.

Now with you there, I really must concur,
everyone here is a real.. 'humour connoiseur'
O_o

On that note I shall leave on a high,
With a question to ask the new guy...
Will you make all of our days,
And like us, be one of the gays?

I'm afraid with that you'll be all upset,
I'm actually not, but please don't fret..
Again the sense of humour, I must commend,
I hope that this rhyming becomes an ongoing trend...

Ah well,
it's not a real hell.
Something tells me that you will still fit in here,
Even if you are not queer.