I'm not sure it's a good thing but I believe I'm the member that stayed on this forum the longest without leaving, take that Max![

And, no, I'm not planning to leave at the moment

I bet you are. Secretly... in your subconcious mind.
Your body is saying "No", but your subconcious is saying "Yes".

Seriously though, it's great to hear so many people say that they'll stay.

I'm suprised the "maybe" option doesn't have the most votes so far ...

Can I change my poll choice pls? D:

I will never, ever leave this place.

@Xav Yeah, well, good for you. Good for you to hell.

According to our polls I'm still a virgin.

We'll set up a new poll just for you.

You r all teh forumz.

Good call on the rigged poll results; to whomever deserves the rebel-cred.

I staying wether you like it or not:D

*cough* That's great

oooh...its......you.

I wasn't counting the newbies that sign up and never log on... or the ones that leave withing a month of starting their first account.

Do we even have 50,000 members in total at the moment?
EDIT: "Members: 5,959, Active Members: 187"

Oh NOEZ! we're going to lose 50000 members!

But look on the bright side...first we'll gain 50000 members :)

I couldn't imagine anything more annoying than us getting thousands of members. As I've said before OWF is a small community where we all know eachother. The extra flood of people we'll get when Citizen Siege is released LOL is not something I look forward to.

I've tried to leave. I can't do it.

I must have tried a dozen times. At least twice this year. Thing is I don't announce it.

I never leave. At least, not on purpose.

I don't ever plan to.

We won't have to worry about that for another 10 years.

by which time we will be eating each other and sacrificing the elder members daily, in the hope OWF will feed us information.

wont we?

Why wait? Lets start now.

I'm looking at you, Max.

My original thoughts were to sacrifice Mat, but sacrificing something without a soul will get you nowhere.

Nate is elder than me. Superstitiously murder him instead! And OddjobAbe. I have more to fall back on if I can't get a plane ticket sorted in time.

oh don't mess with Oddjob, Max. need i remind you of his love for cats?
also his brother roughs people up, so he is pretty much immune.

i seem to remember a member making out he was 60 something. who was that? doctor somebody. i'm pretty sure he liked dogs. quite a lot.

huh, mystery.

Doctor Dogg. Lifelong friend of Snoop Dogg. Yes, that was lame.

Can an admin please fix the poll? it would be nice to have something pure, un-tainted and whole. In other words, 'thou shalt return the poll numbers to thyne original number, post- haste!' (please).

This post is so you can all neg rep me for altering the poll

nooooooooo check the bestiality thread.

if you can stomach it.

Hey. I put some fun stuff in that thread.

oh yeah. i was overwhelmed with the 'dog, meet cock' scenario.

EDIT oh shit yeah, i remember now. the videos.

you definitely need to reuse that 'Get the fuck out' video on someone. we missed our chance on this one, but another will come.

This post is so you can all posrep me for fixing the poll.

Now that have reminded me of his treatment of cats, I would like to place him ahead of Nate on the List of Sacrificial Old Fogeys.

Thank you.

I'm a young fogey.

Instead of dicking around why don't you fix the glaring error of the 'Yes, someone in the far future' option.

Nah, not worth it.

You'll go far here with that attitude. I achieved Supermod status with a similar lack of action.

Yeah, but neither me or OddjobAbe are virgins. Can't sacrifice a non-virgin to the forums gods.

I would like to conduct research on this matter.

What? Check if their hymen is still intact?

Alcar...

I was thinking of comparing the effectiveness of virgin sacrifices with non-virgin sacrifices. Hymens aren't a reliable measure of virginity on these forums. Being a vampire, Pilot's hymen regenerates.

I probably won't leave these forums either. They're fun to talk to all the other oddworld people.

I particularly dislike this talk of sacrificing our forum's virgins.