You'd think that by the time they've got to the point where law has forced cigarette companies to use the dripping blood font for their name and a diseased lung image for the box, that they've run out of reasons to keep tobacco off of the controlled substances list.

In the UK they have pictures of tumours and diseased organs on cigarette packets. I think we need James May to come back to pipesmoking.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...NP_468x205.jpghttp://guidance.net.nz/pictures/james-may-pipe.jpg

Are you sure that's tobacco in those pipes?

Hopefully not. That way I can still support pipesmoking and object to tobacco. And Hamster doesn't have anything in his.

i heard somewhere that apparently people that smoke pipes have two arses.
obviously this is gospel.

also EVP, you made a good point, but whats with the different font? it just makes it difficult to read.

please don't try bold. we had enough of NaOs doing that.

but thats all in the past.

Don't smoke tobacco. Weed rarely.


I do like those little flavored cigars though.

Oh for #%#^ %$#^&$%& I just went and made a bunch of my posts in bold.
Screw it I'll stick to this font...

HAR.

stick to whatever you like. be different. stay heterosexual.

LOL your hilarious...

"be different, stay hetero"

Could you even picture a world like that... very odd.

Yes. It would be a very...


ODD WORLD

Except the obvious calls criticizing the Nanny State and the Brussels Overlords. Remembering that democracy is a popularity contest, it makes sense that governments often need to resort to convoluted means of actually making things better. Otherwise the ire flared up in the pro-killing-ourselves-with-toxic-smoke-in-our-breathing-apparatus lot means every party has a harder time with it.

Plus criminalization of tobacco would likely lead to an increase in the harmful effects it causes through elimination of quality control and users being driven underground. And that's a lot of users to drive underground.

I smoke like a chimney.

Alcar...

Yes... and we love you for it. :)

Speaking of smoking, I gave a guy head last night.

Was good.

Alcar...

Was he smokin' hot?

EDIT: You've always said that you never, ever give head. What's up with that?

Really? Hmmm, are you sure I didn't say that I'm just not a fan of it?

And yes, he was quite the hottie. He'd be a Werribee boi :p

Alcar..

Should we have a stickied thread called "The Sexual exploits of the mods...and pilot" to save some threads from derailment?

Also did you know Stephen Fry was the last Pipe Smoker of The Year?

There is already a sex thread. Peter's just spamming. Noob.

HOLY SHIT. Stephen Fry is awesome, but I can't belive I didn't realise he was a pipesmoker. He just fits that role perfectly.

Cats don't smoke cigarettes.

I was about to say "... thank you for that input, OANST" when I remembered that, being OANST, it is far more likely that I have misunderstood than that OANST has become unto Angry Greeter.

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Jo I don't intend to ever smoke anything except maybe I will try a cuban some time, Once

I would adore trying a cuban.

EDIT: Arn't you on holiday OANST?

I would adore something phallic in your mouth, too.

What are you trying to say?:confused:

and then we're back to sexual innuendo.

I love Cigars. Helps me focus.

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I cant enjoy smoking a cigar because i enjoy filling my lungs with the smoke. And also my mind cant allow me to enjoy it because its so cancerous.

You're not supposed to inhale a cigar, stupid.

Actually, I think that was his point.

Yes.. that's right. Try reading my post again.

Now Black n Mild's also known as the poor man's cigar..
I Inhale those maybe every other hit.
They are actually not very harsh and come in some good flavors.
Also if you remove the cardboard cancer paper that makes them burn slowly and replace your tobaccy in it in a process known as "freaking" it, you will enjoy it more although time consuming and fast burning if not faster then a cigarette.

Cardboard cancer paper? Would this happen to be made of nano particles, obesity, sugary drinks, alcohol, bacon, ham, processed meats, salt, saturated fat, sugar and energy saving lightbulbs?

Now see, I did not know you weren't meant to inhale from a cigar. I learnt something.

hmm from that list id have to say nano particles and bacon. lol

But- I inhale cigar smoke whenever I have one! Oh noes, I'm going to die of clogged arteries and lung cancer when I'm 40!

Then stop doing it.

But it's tasty cancer!