http://www.freewebs.com/sirpsycho/Ha...(Die_Hard).jpg

Hans Gruber laughs at your stupid safe cracking.

You call that a beard?
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...f_the_year.jpg

THIS is a beard.

http://www.wirefly.com/images/phones...ingular_z1.jpg

Motorola Razor :tard:

http://www.horrorstew.com/images/Chainsaw003.jpg

/chops down sign

For the record: I am deeply disappointed in everyone who did not respond to 'beard' with a photo of either Claudia Schiffer or Katie Holmes.

Or ZZ Top. What a bunch of assholes.

Zooey Deschanel's beard breaks the chainsaw.


There is an entire fucking website devoted to putting beards on female celebrities. Who the fuck does this sort of thing?

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...ck-norris2.jpg

This is the third time I've used this. It works on so many levels!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3094/...a756f5dceb.jpg

Captain Jean-Luc Piccard shows his disappointment at your overused meme.

http://startswithabang.com/wp-conten.../05/t0m537.jpg

and the horse you rode in on.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/li...-bitchiest.jpg

Liam Gallagher one ups your middle finger with 2 of his own

http://static.p2p-weblog.com/p2p-web...limewire-2.JPG
No royalties for you.

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2...nazi_doubt.jpg

No soup for you.

http://www.bva.org.uk/files/images/t...e_bay_logo.jpg

Prison staff will provide these guys with soup.

Bitch please.

@Moxco & Kastere

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...0-homeboys.jpg

That's an appropriate response. Hardly the punishment it appears.

Seriously, what the fuck was that?

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_prob..._wikipedia.png
This whole thread is one damn wiki walk, especially when Pilot is involved.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...iki-gokkun.png

Yes, well couldn't you tell by my desktop that my thought processes are eccentric and cluttered? Before you bitch, look at the file name.

Edit: GODDAMNIT PILOT YOU AND YOUR JIZZ SODA
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanne...olmint_500.jpg

http://www.blisstree.com/healthbolt/...ush-holder.jpg

That won't kill the crabs! or the lobsters FAIL

http://www.doublepluscool.com/blog/w...uttlefish1.jpg

This adorable little blob of awesome, ink, and tentacles sure can eat them. Crabs.

I want one.

What, one crab? YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE CRAB

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABP...2008968910.jpg

He's already ended up in the seafood section anyway. Plus, he's laughing at my joke. YOU SO FUNNY PIROT

To destroy your seafood section.

Check it out! It's Jhonen Vasquez's rip off of his own character, but now to appease to clinically retarded 13 year old girls! Nothing can go wrong with that show now.

Oh, wait.

http://images.quizilla.com/S/shrimpy...65_tallest.jpg

The Almighty Tallest are unamused.

But this random dog is
http://wonderbread.files.wordpress.c...miling-dog.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/29oftpv.jpg

Will cure that immediately.

http://blogs.cmact.com/espacio_extra/0041p48a.jpg

Can't sack this SOB

You won't get far without this.
http://www.rosiecutrer.com/images/img_45101_dpio.jpg

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/reso...Pedal_suit.JPG

MY ASS

So you will NEVER have a low battery ever again.

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/.a...444528a4-800wi

Eat me Shaman.