I have to agree with Joe. If your female companion actually practices good hygiene, I don't see the problem. That isn't to say I prefer it to receiving, but 69 is definitely up there on the list of favorite positions.

Wow, I think that this forum feeds off of gay jokes!

Would I be right in saying that? xD

some people simply don't like doing it, goes for either sex.

Not trying is the same as missing out.

I'm so glad I was sexually open minded, even when straight.

As long as I don't know what I'm missing, I don't give a shit. Treating a woman's genitals the same as I would a Cadbury's cream egg is not my idea of fun.

i have experimented, WoF. it didn't appeal to me. in the slightest.

then again i saw enough of the things at work, so the last thing i wanted to do was shove my face in one.

Oh my, this imagery is appealing to me.

This I can understand. I watched an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike had to artificially inseminate a pig. Let's just say I was off sex and pork for about a few weeks after that.

Even thinking about eating out a lady makes me want to hurl.

Alcar...

Wow you're all a bunch of faggots.

Considering the circumstances of your first time... I am disturbed. Also, this.

I spent that night redwinging it.

Eeeeeeewwwww!!!

Hey gay boy stop being gay

Gay.

EDIT: also, you haven't had to pull a 3-day-old mass of placenta out of a recently calved cows back end before, have you?

just the smell is enough to put you off for life.

Since cunnilinigus can only be done on women I think I'm the straightest one in this current conversation.

Faggots.

you said you prefer to give oral rather than recieve it. that alone qualifies you to be a Big Fairy Wearing A Tutu.

I do not understand this logic. If he was completely straight and still felt this way then what?

i was making a reference joke to a blog of mine that WOF DESTROYED

I think all this proves is that i haven't got a very sensitive body and I get off far more at causing a reaction in my partner than my partner pleasuring me.

Basically, I'm a natural dom.

Where as I'm also incredibly insensitive, and rarely dom :-/

Alcar...

How exactly does that make you a dom?

Because being a sub in a physical sense bores me? Although I admit I have quite a submissive personality.

No, I mean, how does being selfless in bed qualify you as a dom?
You just said you have a submissive personality too. I'm really confused.

Clearly WoF is ignorant in terminology. The phrase he's looking for is 'power bottom'.

Yeah, I didn't want to be the one to clear this up. Joe hates me enough already. :p

Without the bottoming part, though.

I think he means he receives more pleasure from pleasuring others. I'm the same. Although I also bottom :p

Alcar...

Bottoming is a state of mind, not just a specific action. And do you really think that if his *ahem* experiences had continued for longer that WoF would have avoided said 'specific action'?

That's just because you're lazy. So much easier to make the other guy do all the work...

I'm a virgin, so of course it's too early to say yet, but I'm fairly sure I would do oral. In fact, I'm almost certain.

You're a virgin. You would do just about anything.

On the contrary... I ain't no starfish.

Alcar...

Maybe you would've when you were a virgin. Just because I've never had sex doesn't mean I'm an uber-horny pervert.

calm down. we got plenty of cattle for you to practice on, here.

I have had sex and I am an uber horny pervert. I like boys who dress like girls and women who cry.

What the hell is Seme and Uke?

It's the Japanese gay equiv of dom and sub, although in Japan it's the seme that performs oral on the uke.

Because the Japanese know the score.

which is 1-0 to us, right?

You could even say we were, dare I say it, winning.

Or at least you could if you understood the joke.

Japanese men just rely heavily on oral because their members are small and useless. ;)

This is a real uke.

I may be going to Japan for a year after I graduate to teach English as a foreign language, I'll get back to you on that one after.