I made a woman wear a prosthetic beard, insisted on calling her John, and pulverised her rectum unmericful.
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You're all disgusting.
Except Leto. Alcar... |
My answer to this thread is: more than my answer to the homosexual thread...
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Well, of course. Jerking off after "accidentally" walking in your mom taking a shit does technically count as a heterosexual experience.
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You're a bitch.
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Yeah. You love it.
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Who am i kidding? come ere' you! :p |
i have never done it up the poop shoot, just not my thing at all.
apart from banging my ex, i seem to remember receiving a blowjob from a woman i met in the pub a while back. she wanted me to take her to the farm for it. she must like shit. of course it was night. |
The typical "behind the haystack" night then?
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When I was 15, I got a hand-job from a girl at my uncle's farm. Only to discover the next day, she was royal female farmer material and I DID NOT WANT ANYMOAR.
What caused this? Fucking. Cider. |
Had sex, naked on a quad driving through the woods.
Had sex, naked on a piano bench while playing it. Oh the fantasies my female acquaintances share with me. |
are you serious, gabe. that's quite possibly two of the most macho things a man could do.
you little deviant you. |
Haha, no. They're macho because they come straight form the minds of my lady friends. Sadly, they've never been realized (as far as I know).
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Getting head from a girl then telling her to get out the bed and make me a sandwhich. NO MAYO ftw.
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Dude, we don’t want to know if you didn’t ejaculate.
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LOL thats not what i meant by NO MAYO... im not a fan of mayo in my sandwiches.. dirty
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bitch must be bad at head.
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Good thing that Jesus is so cool with the spilling of seed, eh?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw |
Is this guy the new Wired, or what?
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My thoughts exacto.
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Eggsactly.
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Ballsacktly.
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He's right. Cuntsactly would have been acceptable.
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A sack of cunts? Hmmm.
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Negrepsactly.
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Talking to a girl.
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good for you.
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I once inserted my pen0r into a womans hoohoo and shot and made a 3 pointer as i was smoking a cigar and then after i impregnated her I fell asleep right there on on the basketball court.
Yea i know true story. |
If I wasn´t seducing underage girls you´d be getting the trolling of your life.
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Don't let that stop you.
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i'm with BM here.
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Oh my. My.
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You sir seem to have a severe case of what I deem a dickweed complex. Find a single person on this forum that thinks I´m unwanted and I won´t striptease for older men on webcam ever ever again.
Also BM, having to pay for the privalege of using the net means I only have time to do two things with any modicrum of thoroughness, and wasting time on you is not how I want to waste my holiday. Even if I had to read that yellow AIDS ridden sack of cum you jizzed all over Ghosts leaving thread. Cunt. EDIT: This post would have made a heck of a lot more impact if I didn´t read his leaving thread thirty seconds later. |
It also sounded a little directed at me. Er.
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If I didn't know better I would say that it is directed at you.
Come on, BM. Stop jizzing your yellow AIDS ridden sack of cum everywhere. Honestly, we're all tired of it. |
I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is whatever that is. I make no apologies for who I am.
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i don't understand why WoF just said that to BM.
i don't understand the post in general. |