Well, our friendship deteriorated afterwards. He thought I was losing my manliness because I started hanging round with girls, and no just squeezing them like bags of sex, and I felt he was obsessive over sex, being Uber Macho, exceedingly homophobic and he did commit some other rather weird acts afterwards, a story I'll save for another post.

i aint getting rid of it.

no way.

nope.

also i agree with you there Oddjob, i never have cared for fashion. balls to it in my opinion.

We know. You're a farmer.

Not anymore.

Then shave that fucking moustache!

i want to be remembered as 'The Farmer'. not the bloody failing pest controller and gardener. i dont know what i'd do if another member joined OWF and was in the agricultural business. be a bit of a cowboy showdown, with flatcaps, wellies and strong Somerset/Lincolnshire accents.

damn the milk prices.

EDIT: face-fungus FTW.

Don't worry. We'll remember you as the farmer. But we'll also remember you as a pest controller. We will remember you as being the mult-talented man.

I remember you as the Moo Cow Man, because when I first came here you had that cow for your display picture, and I still think that cat is the same cow.

Fuck damn. Mustaches are awesome.


EVEN BETTER? Beards are fucking excellent. UPGRADE YOU TWO

I have a goatee. Does that count for anything?

No, grow a handlebar.

Stupid sexy OANST.

mine is sort of turning into a handlebar. must be the way i'm shaving.

i had that avatar more-a-less from the first day i joined the forums. i will be changing it back once the forum's 'smoking phase' has passed.

i suspect Oddjob will return to his original also.

WHY ARE YOU SO RIGHT AT EVERYTHING

BEARDS ARE THE FOUNDATION OF A GREAT BEING

I listened to Will Young once.

Have you seen the photographs on facebook? Peter's grown one of them.

I don't look at photos with Peter in on principle.

Mannley yes but i like it too...

I most homosexual thing I have seen was a friend dickslap another whilst on the computer...in the face.

But as homosexual things I have done....I have no clue

Holy cow, they're both taken in the same way too.

i've only just noticed that.

I've been trying to grow a beard but I basically can't grow facial hair. I just have light fuzz that I need to shave like, once every month or 2 or it gets irritating. Also, it's blonde. Which would mean I'd have brown hair yet a blonde beard. Not the best look.

Pilot.

I'm the complete opposite of Munch's Master. Mine seems to grow back incredibly quickly. I need to shave every day and always end up with a five o clock shadow :(

It lead to me being teased by some of my other 16 year old classmates, who thought they were awesome because they were completely clean shaven, when they just haven't hit puberty yet.

This.

I have to shave every day.

Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

After that display, I want to sleep next to you now.

wtf, in my experience it's the total opposite in schools

grow a tramp beard man

I had a fucking pubestach at 12.

I could be moses by now if I wanted to.

what...the fuck.

when i started getting a furry top lip it seemed to grow only on the sides, sort of in the style of an old fashioned chinese emperor.

of course you get all the jokes from blokes when your younger, like 'the cat could lick it off' and so on.

I know how's it like to have a beard, and I must say it's comfy. Ah, yeah, women usually like it. And yes, I'm Straight. <_<

gtfo

Sorry, hun. <3

OMFG! You are? :P

I agree with Leto. In my experience, particularly at college, beard = respect. Lack of hair = skitting. Not lack of facial hair so much, but more body hair.

Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

That's showing how man they can be. Invite them to post in this threadm we might read some funny stuff.

I wish I could grow a beard. The goatee is all that I can do, though. When I try to grow a mustache it comes in really thick under my nose, but thinner on the sides. From a distance I look like fucking Hitler.

My personal challenge is to grow a 'Jesus' beard and mustache before I'm 21. I'm getting there. As for MA's cat avatar, I thought the similarity of position to the cow was deliberate.

Ha, skit, I love that. Hardly anyone knows what that means surprisingly.

And same up our end.

it wasn't deliberate, i just picked the first smoking cat picture i found on google.