Indipendence Day?

It would be extremely weird if you did...

On the other hand you could organize a 'Good Riddance' party on the 4th of July.

Or we could test launch some missiles into the sea to demostrate our respect.

The UK has missiles?

Yes, we have precisely eight. They are named after the colours of the rainbow, and then the eighth is Fred.

Would be a shame to launch Fred into the sea though.

I agree. We’ll all miss him. Hope he takes out a few whales, though.

Missiles have more effect when they reach land, you know. Maybe you guys should keep Fred until you figured out how to make the thing cross over to France, in say another decade or so?

ITT Havoc thinks ICBMs only exist in superpowers?

I always found Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile fun to say as a child.

It has all the great parts of saying "Inexplicable" spread out longer.
YOU ARE NOT SMART

IS JOKE! YOU NOT SMART!

Don't tell George Bush.

Playin' the Bush card, nice

A missile in the hand is worth two in the bush?

Brown should be the subject of all former Bush jokes now. Get wivvit.

I don’t think anyone can get away with falsely attributing Bushisms to Brown.

Not on whales, they don’t.

Depends on what kind of whales you're after.

That's weird. JUST weird. Why would a missile be called Fred? Maybe it's the coulour that people can't see in the rainbow, since it surpasses the reach of human visibility.

Big blue ones, with a fat ass. =X

I don't believe Fred is a color... actually I'm pretty sure.

A Fred by any other name......

would smell as sweet...

Obviously Max has forgotten about Octarine.

The Light Fantastic!

Ah, as people started talking about 8-colour rainbows, I knew it was only a matter of time till we got to the (frankly awesome) Discworld. The eight-colour Rimfall, the light on the other side of darkness, and the colour of magic.

The colour of magic is Pale Chamois, you dolt.

Listen to OANST, our resident mage :)

I thought you were the one who thought he could cast spells.

Touche'

No one can cast spells. Grow the fuck up.

dear lord are you retarded

Alan Moore can :(.
Joking OANST, don't pop a blood vein.

No. He can.


no jokes. His beard is a source of arcane power

No he fucking can't!

why does this thread read like Orville The Bird's fucking song?

I never heard it.

"i wish i could fly, right into the sky, but i cant."

"you can!"

"i cant!"

x300

i cant believe you hadn't heard it.

10530

ORLY?!?!?! CAN HIS BEARD CAST SPELLS TOO OMG I WANT ONE

Seriously, people can cast spells, that's no joke.

Casting them and getting them to work are two completely different things, unfortunately.