You're about two days too late to make that joke, Jordan. As Max has stated, he's already been negrepped.

We have torches and pitchforks, but instead of burning or impaling you, we'd drown you?

We’re a sophisticated and intelligent enough bunch to let natural forces kill our enemies and take the blame.

Oh, of course! What in the world was I thinking?

+rep for no reason at all to the person who posted at the beginning of this thread.

I figure that joshkrz shares much in common with Rasputin, who was poisoned and shot but still survived so the murderers threw him in to an icy river to finish him off.

I elect we pull his loins apart using horses, ropes, and Vaseline.

Make's me feel safe knowing theres a bunch of people planning ways to kill me.

But don't forget people that I haven't actually -repped him.

I've got the Vaseline (just for these kind of occasions). Which one of you niggers has the ropes and heese (iluvmares/Havoc?)

Ugh, I hate Vaseline its so hard to clean off. Please, just use silicone based lube it'll come off with shampoo. :)

He--HEY WAIT. Joshy's my main man, don't you guys even think about touching him or else I'll get nasty.

Water based!

Alcar...

Oh screw that water based SUCKS. Only thing it's about good for is drinking. And rubbing one off real quick. It just dries up so damn fast you have to keep applying and reapplying.

Water based doesn't kill the condom though. I don't want to get pregnant.

Neither does silicone. It's the petroleum based ones that get you into trouble. *ahem* Vaseline?

I already had one abortion I don't want another. Well, actually it wasn't as much an abortion as much as it was abandonment.

All I did was drop the kids off at the pool... heh, they were all slathered up in sunscreen. Good riddance.

lol no the only information i can give you that im in eastern england ;)

Just because you give you location away dosent mean someone will fire missiles at your house.

Just because theres an option to add a thumbnail, dosent mean you should waste my bandwidth with pointless images.

Welcome to the forums, glukkonlulu, although you came here much before I did. =P Still, it's good to see young people around, Hope you enjoy, and hey, get a signature, dont' use Thumbnails. Go to your User CP up there and upload your siggy.

Yeah, most of us have ciggys already

*chuckles*

Speak for youself. BTW, I want that galss of wine. NAO!

NelspikeTX upload an display picture with something smoking.

Yes. NOW!

We're smoking room only!

Daffy doesn't smoke. cigarettes

Your mouth says no but your eyes say yes.

Damn right his eyes say yes, he's blazed all the time.

I'm thirteen. Bitch.

You're using foul language at a reasonably young age. Motherfucker.
I'm sure that I did too, though I was penalised for it.

OMFG! Eastern England!! Is that why it's UKnown?

+Rep, my friend.

Suck the back of them.

Yerh that was the most wittiest thing I've ever seen.

fucking +rep joshkrz, i believe we are on the same wavelength.

Now he just needs to make jokes about seeing U.

I saw U walking down the street, the 'shrooms were nice.

Cats don't smoke cigarettes.

U can smoke 'shrooms?

I'm so confused on how the rep system ever worked anywho. what buttons!!!!

*shakes fist in air*

Thats because your smoking REP 'shrooms, theres Red and Green flavor, only few people like Red.

does this link in with the 'stop smoking' advert that looks like a hallucinogenic trip?
cats don't smoke cigarettes?

also don't forget the blue flavour REP 'shrooms, they're crap.

Oh, yerh I forgot about them, there alright, better than Red.

So that's why Mario loves drugs!!!!

Aren't you both like 12?

Where the fuck is glukkonlulu?