Beat me to the punch.

No, this is BM we're talking about.


Paws
/havoc

A turtlehead could be considered a third arm if it was both healthy and of the right consistency.

Never ask me to repeat that.

I don't know what a turtlehead is, but if it lacks metacarpals and brachial arteries it is not a third arm.


Also: fourth arms.

I have a third nipple. Sadly, I'm not kidding.

You're not that naive.

Wow, that's sexy!!

Eyes and skin. None of that excessive Eye-shadow too pale or looking like an anthropomorphic orange please.

Years ago I was at the market with my younger sister standing in line at checkout behind a woman carrying a screaming baby in her arms. The baby was screaming and crying so hard that its face was a bright, bright red with puffy eyes and the whole bit. My sister grabbed my arm and said, "That baby's face is making my eyes water"..... at that comment, the woman turned around and I was met with a face PLASTERED in makeup, tons of blue eyeshadow, way too much blush, etc, she looked like a cheap hooker and clown all rolled into one.. I was taken aback and said to my sister, "That woman's face is making my eyes water!"

I hate orange people. I want to lock them in one of their precious tanning beds and watch them roast like a pig.

So.... what exactly happens when you ejaculate while having to pee??? :fuzconf:

I'm not totally sure. Eyes and face are a given. Personality has a huge effect on appearance for me.

You've never done it? Dude, you haven't lived until you ejaculate while having to pee.

Uh huh... so what's it like then big guy?

I know right? I'm not answering this, it ruins the mystery. Either someone answers or you're downing a couple water bottles.

I expect it to remain a complete mystery.

Oh I'll piss..... Piss like a FOX!

.....

It comes out as a mixture, doesn't it?

It's not just the product, it's the whole experience!

I tried it. Three words:

MESSY. AS. FUCK.

usually one, then t'other

a delightful piss will be had

PILOT DONT READ THIS YET

is it just me or is the whole orgasm just completely ruined? it just feels like you have to pee EVEN MORE for an intense five seconds.

*ahem*

nigga you best have not read that

Looks like it's a spoiler..... why would I be interested?

Are you all still kidding, or haven't you realised that it's impossible? I suspect the former.

Impossible for both fluids to come out at the same time, yes, that's a duh.

I never know with you lot.

Well guys, after some .... ah, firm deliberation, I must say I approve of this practice.

Wouldn't your penis explode if you had both liquids exiting at the same time?

I believe that is medically accurate, but we’ll let the doctor give us the details.

Claws.

... OH WAIT YOU MEANT HUMAN BODIES DIDN'T YOU?

I LIKE HANDS YUP. Powerful, graceful, agile hands. Like.. shredding guitarist fingers. I'd just cut off his/her hands and snuggle them until the cows come h..

..I'm leaving now.

I am reminded of a beautiful Tom Lehrer tune.

Well, as Pilot said, not both at the same time. BUT when you have to pee and aren't peeing it's a...different experience.

I personally don't care for it. Ruins it for me.

Are they into female boobs or males who produse to much estrogen?

Oh I don't like dickgirl threads-- No way! Huh.

Women with dicks. Balls and everything. That is a dickgirl. Ask one of them for the specifics.

Personally I don't see anything wrong with it.

The supple squishyness of mammaries coupled with the stiff ramming of a cawk means a double hard erection.

I figure it'd be a bi guy's perfect mate.

Apparently I've lost my edge. More probably and accurately, though, I never had an edge.

I love "dickgirls."

Nah.