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OANST 06-24-2009 09:32 AM

Yes.

Fuzzle Guy 06-24-2009 09:45 AM

Next Oddtour we're all making a trip to a field to participate in Cow Tipping championships.

Bob, you can stay behind for some extra fun when we're done.

Jordan 06-24-2009 10:00 AM

Sick, sick bastard.

used:) 06-24-2009 10:02 AM

I approve of your location.

OANST 06-24-2009 10:08 AM

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No, I know how to do that with humans, Just not with cows... You must do that all the time with cows though, because you seem to know alot about doing it with cows.

It's really the same basic concept.

MA 06-24-2009 12:13 PM

BTG your sick.

i want to join in with BTG in the after-party with the cow.

-bladdered.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 12:23 PM

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well yeah but I don't have any idea where, and don't wanna know, where a cows thing is....

I should imagine that it would be quite easy to locate a cow's genitles. Especially if it looks like the one in the image. You would be a cow-tipper then, wouldn't you! Innuendo ho!

OANST 06-24-2009 12:28 PM

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well yeah but I don't have any idea where, and don't wanna know, where a cows thing is....

Oh, that makes sense. The vagina is on the left foremost ankle on cows.

MA 06-24-2009 12:30 PM

a cows vagina stares you in the god damn face, how can you say you dont know where it is.

that only fuels my belief that you DO tip cows.

OANST 06-24-2009 12:37 PM

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a cows vagina stares you in the god damn face, how can you say you dont know where it is.

that only fuels my belief that you DO tip cows.

Oh, yeah. Some of them have vaginas on their foreheads.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 12:39 PM

I love how Bob's editing all his posts, even though you can piece together what he's said from our responses.

OANST 06-24-2009 12:50 PM

Yo, Bob. That button is for fixing minor mistakes, and adding links or videos that may help the cause of the post. It is not intended for massive overhauls, or the deletion of posts.

Wings of Fire 06-24-2009 12:53 PM

Adults live with their mistakes, like drunken cow tipping.

bobtheguy 06-24-2009 12:58 PM

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Yo, Bob. That button is for fixing minor mistakes, and adding links or videos that may help the cause of the post. It is not intended for massive overhauls, or the deletion of posts.

I already know that. But I think you can guess why I did that.

OddjobAbe 06-24-2009 12:59 PM

Because you know you'll look back and think "God, I was stupid"?

OANST 06-24-2009 01:10 PM

We all have posts like that. Except me. I am perfection incarnate.

MA 06-24-2009 01:14 PM

i am a twat for stuff like that.

well, used to be.

EDIT: WoF will vouch for me.

Wil 06-24-2009 02:09 PM

Deleted cow-tipper.

bobtheguy 06-24-2009 02:53 PM

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Because you know you'll look back and think "God, I was stupid"?

no, it's so no one else can go back to them, and make them sound messed up.

Wings of Fire 06-24-2009 02:56 PM

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no, it's so no one else can go back to them, and make them sound messed up.

No, instead we can do things like this.

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omg thats a sexy beast of a cow lol wouldnt mind tipping her udders rolf

And nobody can possibly argue against us.

bobtheguy 06-24-2009 03:02 PM

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No, instead we can do things like this.



And nobody can possibly argue against us.

I don't even care anymore..........

Fuzzle Guy 06-24-2009 03:10 PM

Awww. Party pooper!

Munch's Master 06-24-2009 03:38 PM

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No, instead we can do things like this.



And nobody can possibly argue against us.

He has a friend called Rolf who participates in the cow tipping?

Dear lord Bob. Tipping and fornicating with them was bad enough, but you make it a group effort? I bet you even get your buddy Rolf to videotape it.

Sickening.

Fuzzle Guy 06-24-2009 03:51 PM

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He has a friend called Rolf who participates in the cow tipping?

Dear lord Bob. Tipping and fornicating with them was bad enough, but you make it a group effort? I bet you even get your buddy Rolf to videotape it.

Sickening.

http://forums.the-dispatch.com/eve/f...dead-horse.gif

Munch's Master 06-24-2009 03:53 PM

http://blog.statravel.com/wp-content...ly_gangsta.jpg

Fuzzle Guy 06-24-2009 04:06 PM

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6369/urmom.png

Wil 06-24-2009 04:08 PM

Nathan, Munch, stop it. You’re going off-topic, and I won’t have it.

Munch's Master 06-24-2009 04:12 PM



Wil 06-24-2009 04:20 PM

What the fuck? Excuse me, Munch’s Master, I can take a joke, but that’s actually pretty hateful. I’m going to give you a warning.

Munch's Master 06-24-2009 04:27 PM

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What the fuck? Excuse me, Munch’s Master, I can take a joke, but that’s actually pretty hateful. I’m going to give you a warning.

You're a mean and cunning git at times, but that's why I love you.

Save me from the conflicting emotions Gay Jesus!

Wil 06-24-2009 04:30 PM

Seriously, is that meant to excuse yourself, or are you just not bothering?

Munch's Master 06-24-2009 04:33 PM

Im not bothering. You made my bed, now I'll lie in it. You'll have to nudge over though, it's rather cramped.

Dixanadu 06-24-2009 04:47 PM

...

*waits for the climax*

O.O

used:) 06-24-2009 05:06 PM

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I don't even care anymore..........

Good! The hard part is finished. Now, eradicate any religious beliefs and purge him of his heterosexuality. He'll make a nice addition to the collective.

Wings of Fire 06-24-2009 05:09 PM

He already has the fake ellipse thing going down.

Alcar...

Leto 06-24-2009 08:43 PM

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Strike Witch 07-03-2009 02:54 PM

So we're allowed to post pictures featuring sex-bits now?

OANST 07-06-2009 08:18 AM

Delete that post before the nasty lesbian comments begin.

Pilot 07-06-2009 08:21 AM

With the current climate, I fully expect members to start posting half naked pictures of themselves here pretty soon. With full approval of the forum leadership.

I'll be in on that one!

NelspikeTX 07-06-2009 08:24 AM

I surely don't want to see men in these pictures. Female Stuff, pl0x. XD