Havoc would probably fuck a male tiger, but not a male human.

If we had a list it would go something like this.

Known gays: Alcar, Nate, Max, Anonyman, Ghost Witch, Pilot

Known Bisexuals: Me, Leto, Venks

Other Notable Deviants: Havoc.

There, I've just labeled you all, aren't I an evil person.

As far as this forum goes, I am definitely a deviant. A long standing member who has only ever fornicated with women.

Well, that puts Ghost and me in the same category, I guess.

You're forgetting someone. Thanks a lot.
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I don't think so.

Though I've never been in a relationship, looks don't matter much to me. So long and they smell decent (not like ass or B.O. all the time) and aren't completely deformed, I can deal with any look, style, etc.

If I can't hold a conversation with them for awhile, it's out of the question, same goes if they lack a sense of humor. I really like it when a person is shy and timid, because it makes me feel like I can become something important in their life at the least. I have a tendancy to stick up for those who I'm close to.

Cutting into the sexuality discussion, I have no idea what I'd be classified as. :tard:

One of our many adolescents full of angst waiting to relieve themselves of sexual frustration.

Oh crap, you caught me.

Max is gay too? Then this forum is rulled by homos.

Technically, it's ruled by people with an affinity for men ;)

Alcar...

You've been a member for two and a half years and you're only now realising this?

Oh Shit. Forgot about Abe Babe I mean Cloverfeild. You can hardly blame me!

I like nice girls but nice girls don't like me... this is my matter.

As it is with a lot of adolescent boys. At least you stand mroe of a chance now you've gotten rid of that moheikan.

Do you approach them and talk to them? Or do you simply stare and stalk?

Alcar...

I am too shamefaced and I sometimes don't have the courage to approach them... and I don't know what to do...

Honestly.. Get your act together... You don't look bad. really!
If you had the personality to go with it girls would fall for you.

Maybe you should practise in the mirror or something. Or go to some sport. It could bring your confidence up.

[big sister]
BUT! If you ever use a girl just to use her, I'll beat your ass up!! <.<
[/big sister]

I think I get ashamed because I try to find the right words to say but I can't find them, so I stumble, I go red but I must speak, I must say something, even though I don't know what to say! And If I don't do it an embarassing silence kills me...

Of course I don't want to use girls; I hate myself when girl's heart aches for me...

you should write romance novels AIN. contact OANST for the more graphic sections.
:D

Ooh, I'm bristling with excitement.


Slowly, ever so slowly, she ran her hand along the full length of his member. A spasm of excitement struck them both, and she quickened her pace. To their surprise, when the moment finally came (in a manner of speaking, wink, wink, nudge, nudge), the seed leapt into the air, landing mostly in his mouth. His groan of pleasure excited her more than the actual act had, and she knew that she had to prolong it.

She leaned in close to his ear, and said "Spit". Dutiful as always, he let himself dribble down his chin and unto his chest, where she used her nail to form it into the shape of an A surrounded by a circle.


I'm a bad person.

never said it before, but epic fucking win.

Whenever snippets of disturbing sexual fictions are needed, I will be there. Or Pilot.

I'm in need of one right now. \\

That was actually a very cute erotic piece of text. Soo soo cute ^^

Why, thankyou, although I was simply asking OANST for some more of his erotica on the previous page!

Only one per thread, please. Look on the last page if you missed it. I name it "Watch Your AIN".

You tickle me sir.

I had to think... I haven't visited this thread in quite a while.

The answer: yes.... he essentially 'came out' to me.... he came over one night distraught after a text-message breakup from his girlfriend (while he was visiting me on the west coast from the east coast, additionally) ....needing, as he put it, 'Clarity.' He explained a lot because he knew I would listen. He's always come to me to talk. Firstly he basically admitted that he was 'a little jealous' when I introduced him to my first boyfriend way way back. Soon after he admitted to 'playing on both sides of the tracks."

Except my snippets tend not to be 'fictions'. ;)

The thing to remember is that girls aren't so different to guys. As long as you don't burp or fart too regularly*, just be friendly and chatty and they'll like you for it.



*This depends on the girl, admittedly.

Oh my, yes.

I find it more difficult to talk to men I don't know. I have no qualms with talking to women, it's incredibly easy to strike up a conversation.

Alcar...

Because you are a play boy XD

Are you sure it's not because he's gay?

No... O.O

So basically, this thread condensed into a sentence is: "If you got a face like a donkey, I'm not gonna come on your chops"

Leto, you have just made my sig...sorry OANST

All right Leto, I know that you're gay and that you want me to come in your face/mouth because I'm very strong, but I actually love someone else... I'm sorry.

oh dear, i just pissed myself.

Love is love dude.

Oh dear lord...

Women are always easy to talk to when they find you non-threatening.... i.e. being gay.

AIN, you misspelled come. Spell it right!