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Dixanadu 05-07-2009 03:56 PM

Oh... I will explain. The person in my avatar, (I'll write this in capitals so everyone can see) IS NOT A GIRL. It is in fact, a man. He's my favourite musical artist, mixing classical opera elements in with metal for a romanticised like sound.

Did I mention he's Japanese?

And for anyone wanting to know, the name is pronounced 'Dix-Ana-Doo', the Dix being French.

So if you thought I was a chick, sorry. =P

And I'm straight too. So no coohoodlyfoodling.

Pilot 05-07-2009 03:59 PM

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And for anyone wanting to know, the name is pronounced 'Dix-Ana-Doo', the Dix being French.

Dix is the only part I noticed.

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And I'm straight too. So no coohoodlyfoodling.
That just makes you more desirable. You obviously don't know what you've walked into.

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 04:02 PM

You shouldn't have accepted the gummy snake, that was what happened to me.

Next you'll be lured into the black pit of What Do You Look Like and gays will grope after you forevermore.

Dixanadu 05-07-2009 04:05 PM

What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.

I like Pilot. He can tolerate me, unlike what's-his-name with the dog avatar. Tsk tsk...

Pilot 05-07-2009 04:05 PM

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You shouldn't have accepted the gummy snake, that was what happened to me.

Next you'll be lured into the black pit of What Do You Look Like and gays will grope after you forevermore.

Yeah but you actually licked it before you accepted it; a rare allowance.

Um, yeah, plus some people may photoshop you into explicit scenes and claim that you were drunk when the photos were taken.

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 04:07 PM

Having my hair set on fire wasn't really very explicit, and I'm sure I'd have noticed if it happened while I was drunk.

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What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.
I do.

Mac Sirloin 05-07-2009 04:08 PM

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What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.

I like Pilot. He can tolerate me, unlike what's-his-name with the dog avatar. Tsk tsk...

At least mine isn't some incomprehensible pretentious Japanese trannie with the myspaciest of angles on him.

Dipshit.

Pilot 05-07-2009 04:10 PM

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Having my hair set on fire wasn't really very explicit, and I'm sure I'd have noticed if it happened while I was drunk.

Yeah, I know. Whoever did that was a total douche.

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What's the pit of What Do You Look Like? I hope he doesn't like overly feminine boys who have cute smiles. It hides a TERRIBLE inside.
My pants just got shorter.

Now that OANST is gone Kastere's trying to become the new Alpha-member. Put a cork in it Kastere.

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 04:11 PM

I think we're all trying to fill the OANST hole in our own special way. I feel a fuckton more playful online tonight for whatever reason.

Mac Sirloin 05-07-2009 04:12 PM

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Put a cork in it Kastere. Now that OANST is gone he's trying to become the new Alpha-member.

Hardly. OANST is irreplaceable. Think of me as a Pylon. A Pylon before the idol that is OANST.

Think of me as a Pylon with a gun that misses his buddy.

Pilot 05-07-2009 04:13 PM

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I think we're all trying to fill the OANST hole in our own special way. I feel a fuckton more playful online tonight for whatever reason.

This is a good thing.

Say.... you wanna..................

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Hardly. OANST is irreplaceable. Think of me as a Pylon. A Pylon before the idol that is OANST.

Think of me as a Pylon with a gun that misses his buddy.
A pylon? Ridiculous. You couldn't stay hard or even remotely upright for him even if you tried. That makes several other members superior to you, you pylon-wannabe ass-douche dick fuck. Yeah, I totally just said that.

Nah, you're all right. ;)

Dixanadu 05-07-2009 04:24 PM

=O If you went on livejournal.com and said that... Oh...dear, your blood would be everywhere, my friend.

Mana isn't a 'tranny', as you so vulgarly state. But if he was a chick, I would. But, I'm a devoted fan.

Or would you like to discuss this more openly?

Wings of Fire 05-07-2009 04:25 PM

Well I don't know about the other two but if I ever went on livejournal.com the gun would already be inside my mouth.

Pilot 05-07-2009 04:26 PM

See, you shouldn't have made the Canada comment.

But you did,

and it's great! :)

Mac Sirloin 05-07-2009 04:27 PM

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A pylon? Ridiculous. You couldn't stay hard or even remotely upright for him even if you tried. That makes several other members superior to you, you pylon-wannabe ass-douche dick fuck. Yeah, I totally just said that.

Nah, you're all right. ;)

I got the idea from the Pylon in my room. I use it to trumpet fart noises at children. Fo' reelz.
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=O If you went on livejournal.com and said that...

Good thing nothing about Livejournal or its majority userbase appeals to me at all, huh? Idiot.

Dixanadu 05-07-2009 04:55 PM

Yes, I'm an idiot. Hold my hand and wipe my ass, I lack the knowledge to complete such basic tasks.

Now, leave me alone. :) Go play with frogspawn or something.

Pilot 05-07-2009 06:51 PM

PROTIP:

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1241750989

*teehee* :D

Strike Witch 05-07-2009 09:57 PM

Hi there newbie.

Basically:

All the moderators are fags. Pilot is harmless unless he gets his hands on pictures. OANST has an adorable child. WOF is the best guy on the forums. Havoc is the resident furry. Splat is the creepy religious guy but he doesn't really come into the firing line much. Bullet Magnet is Atheist Jesus with an IQ of over 9000. I'm the creepy animetard lesbian chick.

The rest is semantics.

Bullet Magnet 05-08-2009 05:05 AM

Why are all our recent newbies able to use grammar and spelling proficiently, but seem only to use their powers to create horrific imagery and sexual innuendo (usually both at the same time)?

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 07:15 AM

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I'd like to see you fart with diaorhea.

And no, I just feel like giggling at the moment. My clown has died, you see. :(

Fucker, I was eating.

Welcome.

MA 05-08-2009 07:18 AM

where the fuck was i, Strike Witch?!

Wings of Fire 05-08-2009 08:05 AM

Up to your elbows in cows arse, one would assume.

OddjobAbe 05-08-2009 08:14 AM

Not anymore. Probably up to his elbows in rat poison.

MA 05-08-2009 08:59 AM

quite true.

oh how i miss it. kept you warm in the winter.

Wings of Fire 05-08-2009 09:03 AM

That mental image is stuck in my mind forevermore.

Dixanadu 05-08-2009 11:57 AM

I'm tempted to just write rofl, but I'll be banned if I do. Oh teh noes. D=

Mac Sirloin 05-09-2009 09:17 AM

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quite true.

oh how i miss it. kept you warm in the winter.

Yeah. Working with animals always guarantees, no matter what proximity you are to their anus, that it's going to be really fucking warm. The Humane society taught me that.

In before everyone complains their not in Ghost's post.

Wait

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Fuck you Ghost

MA 05-09-2009 12:01 PM

Ghost/Strike Witch needs to do a rewrite. if Kastere wasnt in it, then up is down, left is fucking right, and so on...

Wings of Fire 05-09-2009 12:12 PM

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Hi there newbie.

Basically:

All the moderators are fags, furries or clunts. Pilot is harmless unless he gets his hands on pictures and he ALWAYS does. OANST has an adorable child. WOF is the best guy on the forums a pretty cool guy. Havoc is the resident furry and narcissist. Splat is the creepy religious guy but he doesn't really come into the firing line much. Bullet Magnet is Atheist Jesus with an IQ of over 9000. I'm the creepy animetard lesbian chick. Kastere and Anonyman are leik two thirds of the three stooges meets Raptor Jesus meets distilled awesome. mollucks assistant is ma farmboi. Fuzzle Guy is Max the Mug's bitch. Xavier is the resident bishie metal geek. Oddjobabe is a bot created especially by Mr Bungle to make us slaves to his ear candy. Rex Tirano is the definition of adorable. Leto is dearly departed ;_;, The FC team are our resident fandumb and anyone I've missed is alwight, except for Alienmagi.

The rest is semantics.

Fix'd

Strike Witch 05-09-2009 01:15 PM

Remove the crack about Meech, the dude doesn't deserve the attention.

Wings of Fire 05-09-2009 01:18 PM

Point.

Anonyman! 05-09-2009 01:28 PM

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Hi there newbie.

Basically:

All the moderators are fags. Pilot is harmless unless he gets his hands on pictures. OANST has an adorable child. WOF is the best guy on the forums. Havoc is the resident furry. Splat is the creepy religious guy but he doesn't really come into the firing line much. Bullet Magnet is Atheist Jesus with an IQ of over 9000. I'm the creepy animetard lesbian chick.

The rest is semantics.

And Ghost refuses to mention anonyman! because she likes to hurt me.

why you so mean


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Fix'd

This is more like it.


Welcome? Have I already welcomed you? I don't really care if I have.

Strike Witch 05-09-2009 02:06 PM

Because you are Annoyman Hah

Mac Sirloin 05-09-2009 02:35 PM

Annoyman confirmed for better pun than Dicks and Doo

God knows you won't shut up with it.

Anonyman! 05-09-2009 03:10 PM

Strike Bitch. Too easy.

Kastere. Kastere. Poo-ear. Poo Eater. Kastrate.

Fuck. Annoyman's got me.

Strike Witch 05-09-2009 03:16 PM

But see, Strike Bitch also works if you wanna call me that.

Anonyman! 05-09-2009 03:17 PM

No. You're still Ghost imma fraid.

Strike Witch 05-09-2009 03:22 PM

You're afraid?

Of me?

AlexFili 05-09-2009 03:23 PM

Welcome to the forums :) I think you've made some good impressions already!

EDIT: omg two posts in two minutes! :D

Dixanadu 05-10-2009 12:57 PM

I think I'm quite the bastard, but thankie yooh.