So like, join Free Republic and pretend to be young evangelicals with lots of sticky questions about politics and philosophy?

I know Final Fantasy Forum! That way we can be double banned!

No.

Sounds like a plan.

Holy shit. I forgot we did that. That was a loooooong time ago.


Sometimes I forget that we used to talk on msn a lot.

I actually did that a loong time ago :S
Had the nickname EarthFlowerGirl and acted like a total christian nutjob. What was funny is that I presented some extremely ridiculous ideas as to why earth was flat, and people actually started discussing and debating them.

Anyway that was my onetime trolling. Not really my thing, but it was fun while it lasted :P

The flat earth thing reminded me of a time someone began the arguing the moon did not exist at another forum I used to go to. Some people believed him, others took the bait.

Yeah, what the hell happened? You never answered my letters. I sent you hundreds!

On topic: Let's troll 4chan.

Oh, the delicious irony. Let's.

It wouldn't work. One drop in an ocean of piss, and all that.

I suppose you're right, but more to the point, it would be boring. Thinking about it, to troll 4Chan, you'd most likely have to submit lengthy paragraphs about something genuinely interesting, and you'd have them stumped.

Most wannabee trolls think anon are a load of gormless illiterate pansies, this often proves to be a most ironic assumption.

Yeah, 4chan isn't as thick as you think it is.

Seriously, Republicans would be more fun.

I agree with Ghost. Is there a Glenn Beck forum anywhere?

Didn't alcar post a link to a christian forum in one of his blogs?

Everybody's thinking it i'm just saying it...

Shaman is about to get religibashed.

Okay, let's all suggest forums we personally think are worth trolling, then vote on it.

What would be the most nerdiest forum on the web?

Opinions differ greatly on what is "nerdy", and even if they didn't there'd be no point. We'd just feel like dicks (or at least I would).

I suggest the Flat Earth Society (thanks, BM for reminding me). I am very interested in how they think people can travel to other countries if they think that horizons mark the end of the world.

HEY GUYS LETS TROLL A NERDY FORUMS
LOL DEM FUCKING NERDS
GOOD THING WERE ON A SUPER RAD FORUM BOUT VIDEO GAMES HUH GUYS
HAHA NERDS

Essentially they use a lot of made-up and contradictory physics which is oh-so-believable because real scientists are all in the employ of the roundworld conspiracy, for which they still can't decide on a motive that doesn't involve working for the devil.

Huh, I thought all the Flat-Earth forums were run by trolls now anyway?

What forums aren't run by trolls now?

zing?

Not sure if rimshot...

Another reason why I vote the Flat Earth Society. This is the one of the most stupid parts of all. Where the fuck do they think the gravity's coming from? What the hell is there below the Earth that could possibly pull us down? Nothing. Fucking imbeciles.

This had better be a fucking joke.

What am I saying? This had ALL better be a fucking joke. Just you dare tell me that these idiots don't deserve being mildly inconvenienced.

Something's telling me to laugh, but something's telling me to feel incredibly angry and wound up. I have to stop reading this shit.

Flat-Earthers don't believe in gravity (at least not on Earth, since that would cause the Earth's disk to collapse into a sphere), so they insist that for all time the Earth has been rushing upwards and accelerating at a rate of 9.8 m/s² to simulate gravity. Why? Good question, they're not exactly known for providing explanations, only asserting that science is both wrong and conspiring against them, though dark energy seems to be a popular "explanation" recently. Similarly for the causes of the phases of the moon (a shadow cast by an object undiscovered and undetectable by science). They don't even seem to recognise the distortion of distances in the southern latitudes caused by their model. I mean, look at it.


The real exact distance between Auckland, New Zealand and Santiago, Chile is 6011 miles, but on this map the same course would be between 20,000 – 30,000 miles. When asked, a real Flat-Earther us unable to hear the question.

I despair. I really do. It's unbelievable that such people walk this (very spherical) Earth. Arguing that the Earth was flat just sounds like something someone might do to cause a bit of controversy if bored. I cannot believe that these people are for real.

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