Pilot, don't play with your food
SligCabaret, you'll be fine, just tone it down a bit and remember if all else fails that Fan Corner and RPG have a totally different clique and we very rarely interact.

It might be better to say that every single mod past and present hasn't just been into women, well not human ones anyway.

I am the initiation.


Pilot's list is bullshit. You have to repeatedly infringe upon at least one of those rules to get into the inner circle.

However, I don't see you lasting very long, as I think my campaign of torturing those who take part in the rpg and fanfic section of this forum has finally paid off. As in PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT STUPID SHIT ANY MORE.

*Waves hand*

I don't remember being initiated. Was I excused/drugged/cloudcuckoolanding/mentally traumatised?

Your posts were far too long for any of us to read, much less dissect.

Ah, evasion by technobabble steamroller.

OUCH :D

At first you were drugged, then I'm pretty sure traumatized if in fact you still don't remember.... I mean, you thought the damn stuff was bread pudding for gods sake. You were totally looped.

Stop talking about cum.

Right.

Fucking.

Now.

I never mentioned cum. You did. Now STOP.

Don't make me produce pictures of your initiation because I will.

Pilot has a way of irritating me and warming my heart at the same time.

But seriously, the next person to discuss eating ejaculate is getting an OANST infraction. It doesn't do anything other than maybe hurt your feelings, but hey...you fucking deserve it.

Oh, can I have one Nancyboy? PLEEEEEEEZ? Make sure it hurts real bad.

2nd most awesome Welcome thread ever?

Only Annoyman!'s tops this, but not by much

HA ANNOYMAN

That stung real good, but did you also have to put your cigarette out on the inside of my arm??? You cruel cruel man.

I'm impressed by the epic nature of this thread right now. Makes me feel special.

And don't worry about me being one of those crazy assed roleplay nazis, i do it because it's fun, and because I'm a DnD nerd. I'm just as ridiculous as I am coherent, but i most certainly do not write fan fiction. the thought of stealing someone's character makes me feel gross.

I'm not even so sure what this thread has to do with me anymore, but I guess i can answer the one question asked of me. What's wrong with me, you say? I'm a friend, that's what's wrong. there isn't any one piece of me that is wholly disgusting, but no true redeeming quality to balance me out. I'm not depressed about it though, ugly chicks have an important place in society.

Fun fact: my e key broke today, and I wrote half of that without realizing it.

Yeah yeah yeah you're a human being. I get it, join the human race. You have no problem except trying to live to others standards.

Hey, if you wanna RPG, then RPG. If you wanna talk Oddworld, talk Oddworld, or if you want to spam and post ridiculous memes that will get you even closer to Oddworld Forums greatness.... then do that too! But if you're gonna roll that way then you'll have to take in this prerequisite material.

Just a little something to make it all clear to you what we're about.

Am I the only person for whom this thread shouts out 'WIRED!'?

Wired? Who 'da fu....

Oh yes. Wired.

I didn't even have to click the link, sweetness. You know the rules, and so do I.

I'll do my fair share of spamming and being a Red Iculous, and probably end up drawing something strange either on paper or in MSPaint. I've been doing a lot of pokemon lately, and this makes me simultaneously geekily proud and astonished at my own lameness. But hey, i'm a nineties baby. I'm allowed my one fad.

I figure if I'm in college allready i'm allowed to be a dork, even though i had to take math for retards three times.

Aw man, I had this big follow up all prepared and you wrecked it. Oh well, here it is anyway.....




Heh, that's gold!

To make you feel better about your failure, I will do nothing. Your pain amuses me.

That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine. You want to talk about heads? Fine. Let's talk about heads because there will be plenty rolling when Ho-Bo shows up. Rick-rolling to be exact, he'll be singing 'you know the rules, and so do I" or some crap.

I'll posrep you for that.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3378/crabpope.jpg

Honestly, I don't even know.

What the fuck kind of geese are those

They're awful

To be honest, i thnk a screen door on a submarine would be pretty funny. Like, if they covered it in duct tape and it kept leaking... it's like some kind of horrible Das Boot sitcom.

And I know all the lyrics, so... I've been Rolled enough times to start liking it, and that scares me.

Those are the pink geese of the apocalypse. And I thought you loved Jesus. Pshaw.

Pink flamingo lawn schlock is an OWF member requisite.... Flamingos. A gay bird if there ever was one.

Now why can't we have more crude MS Paint contributions like the one Strike Witch left?

http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/p...na/avuu8-1.png

=3?

it's kinda crude. I made it in 08... Eugh, look how huge the signature is....

Why that's ... err... lovely dear.

It reminds me of the Crushinator from Futurama about to roll over a piece of cake. :D

How CRUEL... .... ..... but not as cruel as ruining a man's orgasm.

Never played portal, huh? Shame.

Well no. A different kind of portal, yes.

Giggity.

you should. That's amusing if you know the game well. But hey, i'm just a nerd. *pelvic thrust*

*sigh* I'm not much of a gamer.

I'm just here for the giggity.

Oh? Hmm. Well, honestly I don't know what people see in us chicks. I'm a misogynist, women are terrible. They're so cursedly vicious, like evil skinny chimpanzees. Men are more fun to hang around with.

How odd, I find women far more enjoyable company than men.

Are you butch or just a regular ol' gal who likes the company of men?

Me too, to a point. I just would never opt to have a relationship with a woman because, yeah, claws and neediness and all that. In my own personal sphere that is my life I RARELY meet anyone in a hetero relationship who is really happy and not dysfunctional.

I'd entertain a relationship with a woman I guess, but she'd have to be extremely dominant and have a masculine psyche.

Or woman on the top man on the bottom if you get me.

No, I'm straight, i just like to hang out with guys. more amusing things happen. I don't have any female friends i can have loud conversations about pussy and the many names for it with.
though i do admit i have a weakness for petite short haired blondes with guns. don't ask.

I've been told by a few friends that i would be the perfect girlfriend if i wasn't ugly, I'm selfless to an almost destructive point and i don't have many of the same traits that make women hard to stand. but yeah, there's the ugly thing. so i opt for friendship.

Well, believe it or not there are still people out there searching for a heart of gold. Don't think it won't happen. :)

If I'm picturing you anywhere near properly by what you shared, my second girlfriend was as you describe yourself. She was so cute and god did she have a heart of gold. So free spirited. This was all during the awkward period of 'finding myself' and I found that although I did love her I had trouble loving her... yes. Sadly I think I hurt her and I regret it because she was one of the most caring and unique people I've ever met. She used to talk about herself like you do, too. It was tragic.

Then I stopped denying what I really wanted and , well, the rest so obviously history.

was she a good hundred pounds overweight, zitty, kinky haired and with tits like plastic bags half filles with chopped up jello? Did she have hereditayr eczema on her fingers, hobbit feet, and skin so thin and pale she got stretch marks everywhere? how about a double chin that makes doctors thnk she had thyroid problems?