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Mac Sirloin 04-06-2009 04:26 PM

SO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER, DRINKING SOME GINGER ALE

AND THIS NEW MEMBER FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S GONE BEING RAILED

THE MODS CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

AND THEY MADE HIS ASS COARSE-JUST LIKE TAR-

EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS THAT FAGGOT MEECH

BUT HOBO WAS LIEK, 'SUP BEETCH-'

'IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF YOU CAN STAY

BUT FAIL AND PILOT WILL GET YOU (he's a oh-so gay)'

THE THREAD DEVOLVED INTO A CONSPIRATIONAL FIT

BUT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER LOVED EVER SINGLE BIT

WHEN SOUTH PARK WAS OVAH HOBO BANNED HIS ASS

AND HE SAID "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU FANBOY TRASH"



Originally it was going to be "Kiss my ass" but then I'd be rhyming 'ass' with 'ass'. And that would be Crass, and I didn't want to upset any lass by saying ass

Nate 04-06-2009 04:28 PM

For what it's worth, Abe'n'Munch, we are fully able to detect when you sign up using a proxy. I hope you didn't waste too much money on signing up to the proxy service.

Wings of Fire 04-06-2009 04:28 PM

There was once MS1029
Who's posts were quite asinine
His alt Dedicated quickly was relegated
Because a Meechless board is sublime.

Hobo 04-06-2009 04:29 PM

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SO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER, DRINKING SOME GINER ALE

AND THIS NEW MEMBER FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S BEIN' RAILED

THE MODS CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

AND THEY MADE HIS ASS COARSE LIKE TAR

EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS THAT FAGGOT MEECH

BUT HOBO WAS LIEK, 'SUP BEETCH-'

'IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF YOU CAN STAY

BUT FAIL AND PILOT WILL GET YOU (oh so gay)


I am so talented

We have a new forum National Anthem

Strike Witch 04-06-2009 04:30 PM

*guitar solo*

Mac Sirloin 04-06-2009 04:30 PM

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We have a new forum National Anthem

I sang a 15 minute ditty about finding my Camera's power cord earlier. It was glorious. Eventually I was just shouting at my dog.

Hobo 04-06-2009 04:31 PM

If anyone records themselves singing this.

I will give them SO much rep

Anonyman! 04-06-2009 06:56 PM

:tard:h H:tard:b:tard:. Y:tard:u s:tard: funny.

srsly
kudos

Pilot 04-06-2009 08:45 PM

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SO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER, DRINKING SOME GINER ALE

AND THIS NEW MEMBER FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S BEIN' RAILED

THE MODS CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

AND THEY MADE HIS ASS COARSE LIKE TAR

EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS THAT FAGGOT MEECH

BUT HOBO WAS LIEK, 'SUP BEETCH-'

'IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF YOU CAN STAY

BUT FAIL AND PILOT WILL GET YOU (oh so gay)


I am so talented

Did you say "vaGINER ALE?"

That bedder not be Canada Dry you're drinking mister... 'cause if it is you and me are going to have a little "chat."

Where was I during all of this? Again, I blink my eye and all this action goes down in a blazing 48 post shootout.

Buh. I'm in the anthem.

Jordan 04-07-2009 01:16 AM

Do not want.

OddjobAbe 04-07-2009 02:13 AM

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If anyone records themselves singing this.

I will give them SO much rep

OddjobAbe's Rendition of the OWF Anthem
Enjoy my sensual voice.

And I apologise for the vocal part not being too audible, but I didn't want Emily to think I had gone crazy, so I tried to be quiet as possible.
I also apologise that it was too big to put in an attachment as a .zip.

OANST 04-07-2009 07:29 AM

I can't believe I missed this. I am disappointed.

shaman 04-07-2009 10:21 AM

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Hello! My name is Abe'n'Munch, and I am an Oddworld fan!

A plauge upon your house sir...

Hobo 04-07-2009 03:58 PM

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OddjobAbe's Rendition of the OWF Anthem
Enjoy my sensual voice.

And I apologise for the vocal part not being too audible, but I didn't want Emily to think I had gone crazy, so I tried to be quite as possible.
I also apologise that it was too big to put in an attachment as a .zip.

Fuck I WISH I had an unbroken soundcard on this PC... Can someone confirm awesomeness?

Fuzzle Guy 04-07-2009 04:33 PM

Why bother, MeechShrykull? Really, why bother?

The forums are more about the community aspect than they are really about the games. To have to pretend you're someone you're not on the forums would be an impossible, and potentially very irritating task.

Mac Sirloin 04-07-2009 06:00 PM

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Fuck I WISH I had an unbroken soundcard on this PC... Can someone confirm awesomeness?

Pretty good. But he's right, his voice is fucking QUIET.

Pilot 04-07-2009 07:48 PM

I can barely make out the words.

OddjobAbe 04-08-2009 02:21 AM

I think that if I had moved the voice to the left a little it may have been more audible. I may consider re-recording.

EDIT: Fixed. The end part starting from "Pilot" is still slightly incomprehensable, but it is an improvement.

AlexFili 04-08-2009 02:37 AM

We should record a theme, with all of the user names on it. Well, all the currently active ones anyway! I might try and record one!

OddjobAbe 04-08-2009 02:53 AM

Good luck with that. Please make it catchy. But it will be difficult to make it coherent. Then again, who gives a shit about coherency?

Fuzzle Guy 04-08-2009 04:01 AM

OWF Fanthem :tard:

Pilot 04-08-2009 07:52 AM

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We should record a theme, with all of the user names on it. Well, all the currently active ones anyway! I might try and record one!

What you suggest reminds me of this novelty song from the 70s called "Life is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me) by Reunion. Catchy!!

Something like this, except with OWF people?


moxco 04-09-2009 02:57 AM

I undertook a lot of yelling from my parents making this beacuse apparently I was supposed to be packing for an international trip in a few hours. Annnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way here it is:

THE REMIX!



Mac Sirloin 04-09-2009 07:24 AM

Does anyone else keep hearing 'So Cultural' in Moxco's remix?

It's not...abominable.

AlexFili 04-09-2009 08:03 AM

Could do with a bit of reworking though. The voice is a bit unclear.

Mac Sirloin 04-09-2009 01:00 PM

Fixed some of the Lyrics.

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SO I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER, DRINKING SOME GINGER ALE

AND THIS NEW MEMBER FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S GONE BEING RAILED

THE MODS CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOOTING STAR

AND THEY MADE HIS ASS COARSE-JUST LIKE TAR-

EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS THAT FAGGOT MEECH

BUT HOBO WAS LIEK, 'SUP BEETCH-'

'IF YOU PROVE YOURSELF YOU CAN STAY

BUT FAIL AND PILOT WILL GET YOU (he's a oh-so gay)'

THE THREAD DEVOLVED INTO A CONSPIRATIONAL FIT

BUT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER LOVED EVER SINGLE BIT

WHEN SOUTH PARK WAS OVAH HOBO BANNED HIS ASS

AND HE SAID "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU FANBOY TRASH"



Originally it was going to be "Kiss my ass" but then I'd be rhyming 'ass' with 'ass'. And that would be Crass, and I didn't want to upset any lass by saying ass


OddjobAbe 04-09-2009 01:04 PM

I shall only re-record if I am bribed with something to do so.

AlexFili 04-09-2009 01:08 PM

Here ya go!

OddjobAbe 04-09-2009 01:10 PM

An image of 68 whole pence? You're on.

Mac Sirloin 04-09-2009 01:10 PM

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I shall only re-record if I am bribed with something to do so.

I could always do it myself and add beatboxing with Audacity. Then we'll have Acoustic OWF Anthem and Suburban White Guy attempting rap OWF anthem

OddjobAbe 04-09-2009 01:13 PM

An alternative? Go ahead. I shall mix your style with mine to make a weird Mr. Bungle-esque fusion. It shall be known as The Third OWF Anthem.

Wings of Fire 04-09-2009 01:29 PM

I'll begin work on the hard rock remix.

OddjobAbe 04-09-2009 01:37 PM

If we get signed to a major label for this, don't worry about quality. I've got an eight minute-long complex jazz version arranged, so we'll be alright.

Hobo 04-09-2009 04:56 PM

Seriously. We should make an album.

Pilot 04-09-2009 05:08 PM

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Fixed some of the Lyrics.

I submit for revision of the last line...

perhaps it should be, "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU DELICIOUS BASS"



ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING GINGER ALE ALREADY

Mac Sirloin 04-09-2009 09:59 PM

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I submit for revision of the last line...

perhaps it should be, "I'M A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU DELICIOUS BASS"

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING GINGER ALE ALREADY

My dream is a Rocket made of Ginger Ale cans.

I was going to write a story around it called 'five wheels of death.' It would be about two slashers-one in a wheelchair and one on a unicycle-who try to save the world from some kind of Baron. In the end they escape on a giant rocket made of ginger ale.

A can of Ginger Ale frightened me earlier. I can't remember how, though.

OANST 04-11-2009 07:55 AM

Now this is a story all about how
Our forums got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll relate the story of how Hobo doesn't scare

In the land of bad teeth and crumpets he was raised
On the forums is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all trollin' some bitches for breaking the rules
When this ignorant cunt
Who was up to no good
Started making multis in the neighborhood
Hobo found his new one, said "I ain't scared"
"Post your pussy ass shit, I don't care"


I couldn't bring myself to do more.

Mac Sirloin 04-11-2009 09:16 AM

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Now this is a story all about how
Our forums got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll relate the story of how Hobo doesn't scare

In the land of bad teeth and crumpets he was raised
On the forums is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all trollin' some bitches for breaking the rules
When this ignorant cunt
Who was up to no good
Started making multis in the neighborhood
Hobo found his new one, said "I ain't scared"
"Post your faggot ass shit, I don't care"


I couldn't bring myself to do more.

Well, you put me to shame.

Asshole.

Pilot 04-11-2009 09:42 AM

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"Post your faggot ass shit, I don't care"

That's just badong.

OANST 04-11-2009 09:59 AM

It's not something I say, and after typing it I considered backspacing. It just worked so well, though.