I dunno. I got turned off to briefs when someone called my whitey tighties
'ass-huggers.'

I bet Nate grabs this before Pilot.

Uh...

I wasn't going to say anything until you mentioned me.

But now that I have posted, I will comment that I really don't like tightey-whiteys. Something about them really creeps me out. Give me a bit of colour any day.

If there's one thing tightey-whiteys are good at, it's acquiring colour.

The color of the person's skin wearing them, when you see them get out of a hot tub or bath with a pair on and they have become suddenly transparent.

*shudder* g'ugghhhh......

If a brief it must be, it's gotta be a 'hip' pair of lowrisers.

Hopefully sans the man-pon stuffed in the back.

Chubbies, you know who you are

Why I read this. I don't know but it was funny. In asia this won't work. Rapes are very common and you don't get raped by one. They attack in groups. So they will be smart enough to remove it if one dies. I am glad, I won't be a victim but males end up dead and robbed. :( We have a person in the area stealing woman's underwear. Very disturbing. The police cannot find the culprit.

Whereabouts in Hong Kong do you live? When I was there by the waterfront there were a few warnings going around about a guy climbing apartment buildings to be a pervert. Wonder if they ever caught him.

Honkey Kong?

I'd love to up your rep for that as a sign of acknowledgement, but I'm afraid I can't.

On another note I saw a documentary recently where these wolves were physically 'locked together'. Presumably to stop strangers from doing hit and run on their females... interesting.

Don't worry, I've upped 'im for the both of us. That was Gold.

On a more topical note:

My friend heard something about the same "anti rape device" and brought the subject up with me in school.

He said something about a shotgun attachment but we're not going there...

Oh yes. Imagine if you were about to have sex with your girlfriend, and she accidentally forgot to take her Shotgun Anti-rape device out. You pull her panties down and a great dirty Shotgun pops out and shoots you in the face. Dayum.

Wasn't there a funny film where a woman spends half of the film trying to remove her chastity belt made of silver? I think it was a comedy.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I assume that this is the film you are talking about, but it isn't funny. Oh, Mel. You let us down.

Holy shit, I remember that. It was rather disappointing. It only had one or two mildly amusing moments, and they weren't that clever.

:stare:

Yes... the face.

That's what i was getting at :stare:

Jordan is fated to have better sex than Shaman, better foreplay at least.

EDIT: OH SNAP, filthy minds think alike.

Foreplay is your friend, sir.

I was mearly pointing out that during sex a shotgun concealed in the vagina will have real difficulty hitting one in the face...

EDIT: And when that time comes WOF/OASNT .. don't make me post pics, ill do it... :D

And we were pointing out that sex done correctly would lead to a shot in the face first.

Touche' :)

It'll all become clear when you too are a cunning linguist.

I live in the new terrortories luckily. Sorry my spelling is not good today. There are more of these people in mainland Hong Kong as in Central and Wan Chai. These places contain the biggest population.

LOL. Another neighbour had her underwear stolen. She called the police. Police came over and did usual survilance. Couldn't catch the guy. This time the evidance showed that the person used a broken broom to unhook the pegs. Very smart. The police warned as to keep our doors locked at all times. As a village before we never close our main doors. Everyone knows each other and no one will steal anything. Maybe the police will come back with DNA of the victim. The truth is I dont think the police will care for some village thief. Everything is so cheap in HK. These minor things can be easily replaced. :(

How come asian perverts can be funnier than western perverts? Ours seem to be little more than monsters, but this guy seems to have an ulterior comedic motive.

I'm pretty sure panty sniffing is a Fetish over there.

I'm sure it would be regarded as a fetish everywhere else too.

Asian history as a whole can be both horrid and comical.

On one side you have the whole Three Kingdoms mess of beheading, human candle torture, and the whole "killing all his servants so they can serve him in death" Emperors, and then on the other hand you have hilarious shit like the dude who got so drunk he fell in love with the moon and tried to kiss its' reflection on the surface of the lake and drowned.