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Still very ignorant and predjudiced. Some people can lose all their money without being bad people.
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Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test 2nd Level of Hell eh? Shit. Quite where the violence or fraudlent malciousness come from I don't know, I'd have expected Level 5 to be high rather than them. |
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Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test I thought I'd end up somewhere deep. Maybe I'll meet the Spider Mastermind down there. |
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Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test Wooooo! I was close to getting into Dis though, so maybe I'll have accumulated enough heretical sin at the end of my life to join the party with DI and OANST. |
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Jesus Christ, it seems like half our forum are sex-obssessed monkeys.
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I think most are, they're simply guilty of "worse sins".
It's not that great a test, though. According to the test, even if you are plotting against your country, so long as your are sex-crazed to the point of insanity you'll only get level 2. Dante's Inferno was all political propaganda anyway. |
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I'm going to a lower level of hell than Hobo!? HOW!? |
Hobo seems an odd choice of character to compare your own hellishness against.
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Not having it and not being obsessed with it are two different things. And turning down sex can be for a variety of reasons, not just on morals. BYE BYE PEDESTAL |
Impotence, for example.
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Or if your penis bleeds when you have sex.
What? I swear I don't have personal experience with this phenomena. ... or sex in general. q.q |
Wow. Looks like Slog Bait, Chubfish, and I will be rotting away in the deepest pits of hell.
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I don't really see us as backstabbers.
WE'RE A FAMILY |
Nah, we'll stab each other in the back without a second thought. Though... maybe not the back. Just a bit lower, I guess.
[/obvious joke] Oh, and mitsur? Did you notice that I didn't mention you and anal sex together? This is me being nice and attempting to clean up my act. [tinytiny]At least where 16 year old boys are involved.[/tinytiny] |
Seems I'm stuck with Dexter King and Chubfish or whatever their names are...Though I did think I would be more violent....
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If anyone get's level nine i will post a picture of myself bowing to them...
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I'd say I'd have reached level 9 if I had answered yes to 'would commit treason against your country'.
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Is it still treason if your country deserves it, or does Dante demand we accept the maxim "my country, right or wrong"?
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Hey, what if you’re doing this test in Hell and want to commit treasonous acts against it? Does that still count? Would it get you kicked into a deeper level?
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I think the whole point of the harpies and demons is to prevent rebellion. I don't think it has crossed anyone's minds that maybe the anguished, traumatised inmates, with their bodies composed of useless, violated and apparently fluid, plastic flesh are capable of mounting any sort of resistance. They can't even haul themselves from the pool of whatever horrid liquid it is they have been cast into.
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Well if there's ever a second war on Heaven, my money is on Satan.
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I'm not sure. It's tough to get soldiers fighting for you when their reward is probable suffering and torment.
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Slaves are not warriors.
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That dosen't matter. I think slaves would realize they're fighting under the fucking devil, and that death is probably preferable to helping him win, since the above things will happen to them.
In fact, dying in defiance to the devil is probably preferable since that instantly matyrs you, which means God will probably give you a ticket to Heaven. |
Hang on, being treacherous to the worlds first traitor while you live in his kingdom will get you rewarded by the God who cast you down there?
Yay for double standards. And what I mean was that humans sent to hell would not fight Satan's wars for him, in the same way that people in Heaven are not Angels. (This is of course working by the accepted assumptions in Christian theology). |
Well, if you defy Satan and get killed for it, you could say you turned your back on evil.
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Or none of this actually exists.
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In that test they ask you about masterbating. What's so bad about? Or do you get "good points" for it?
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Really? I get good points for it.
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I just saw an 'A Current Affair' article about the homeless. And even though most of the stuff on that show is crap it made me feel like a, well in the words of hobo; an obnoxious cunt. So I am sorry for my ignorant veiws.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Damn, and I really wanted to get into level 9 to chat with the guy in charge. |