Oh wow, I'm drawing comparisons left right and center here, most of them bad for Havoc.

I wonder if Bush had a penchant for cats...

I'm sure he loved that "Texas pussy".

I work with a guy who likes to talk about Texas pussy. It's fairly annoying.

I hope by Texas pussy, you mean that he would do the rounds of the neighbourhood and fuck all the domestic cats in the area.

Alas, he meant vagina.

Why Texas? Is he trying to draw a comparison to the shape of the state?

If yes, 'Map of Tasmania' is the more appropriate (although, perhaps, obscure in your country) comparison.

No, he just visited Texas and was enamored by the inherent sweetness that pussy from that region contains.

Tasmania..?

Oh.

Jesus, Nate. You just ruined the whole Island for me!

Wait. You're a legal adult living in Australia and you've never heard the term? I am shocked.

I know, I just never equated Tasmania with that, and now I can't unsee it.

I'm going to be snickering uncontrollably anytime somebody mentions Tasmanian Wildlife or Lost in the Tasmanian Bush.

I'm scratching my head here.

http://everything2.com/title/map%20of%20Tasmania

Although my first guess was that, with King Island and Flinders Island, it looked vaguely like a womb and ovaries. Not the strongest resemblance, but I assumed the field of genital simulacra wouldn’t be too hung up on such triviality. Not when there’s physiology waiting to be debased.

Congratulations, Aji. You deserve this fine thread. ¬_¬

Congrats, you deserved it :)
I hope all of your internet troubles get sorted out. ;)