I dislike making any attempts at a look which usually creates a look all it's own. It's called middle aged.

27 != Middle aged.

Unless your point is you act like someone of middle age.

That sounds about right.

Just that my clothing choices are evocative of middle age.

I'm never getting on the computer while I'm eating again.

Something in the back of my head is telling me this is a style started in Sheffield. Maybe Arctic Monkeys–related? I dunno.

Now you've got the image of white-haired semi-aquatic baboons fleeing from polar bears stuck in my head.

I am neither aware of nor follow any trends except by coincidence.

What is *with* skinny leg jeans. The other day I saw a pair of jeans that looked great on the hanger - interesting stitching, nice colour - tried them one and they looked atrocious. I mean, even aside from the fact that my legs are kinda chunky, skinny leg jeans just don't look good on anyone.

Oh god. Please give us photos of that. I need a good larf



Oh, have I related my 'arseless chaps' story here before?

Clothes are so boring. I think I've bought one item in my whole life, a dress shirt because I needed a black one for a performance.

Thankfully my mum realises that I would never buy any new stuff if she didn't, so she does.
I don't care how old I am.

Similarly, I enjoy getting clothes for Christmas for the very same reason. Plus, I hate doing laundry, so it tides me over.

I used to hate clothes shopping, but now I wouldn’t let my family buy me things I hadn’t given my approval for.

I defy you! They may be painfully trendy, but I'll be goddamned if tight pants aren't the shit.

Word, Matt.

Money being as absent as it is from my pockets, I don't go clothes shopping very often and just wear what I either get as presents or whatever my mom gets me occasionally. I hate jean shopping. It's rare that I find something that's comfrtable and looks good, but I love the denim.

Unfortunate as it is, I can't go pants shopping at thrift stores, but the closet full of hawaiian shirts that is my wardrobe consists mainly of those that came from thrift stores. Here on the west coast the shops are rife with them.

I actually never used to care about my clothes either, and just wore what my Mom bought me. I decided not to give a shit about my appearance based on some absurd notion that vanity is immoral. Then I stopped going to an all boys school and realized that cute girls don't tend to like slobs.

Enter fashion.

Similar things over here. You just start to give a shit after a while.

Are you just trying to annoy me?

Who posted that? Ghost?

Yeah, she's totally stepping on your balls.

Yeah, your balls are the only ones step-onable, all the other's balls here are in someone's mouth.

No. I just.... don't.

As Peter Griffin from Family Guy put it similarly once, In real life I'm more one of those 'maybe he's gay and maybe he's not' polite gay guys, not one of those 'OH MY GOD' prancing around gay guys.

And even though I think that picture looks terrible, I do have to hand it to him for being himself and not caring.

OANST, don't make me photoshop you into a pair of short cutoff Chic jeans, Okay? Or even worse, a pair of assless chaps. Getting the cheek-tone right will take hours because of all the spankings and whippings you get for being a bad wittle boy.

amirite?

I'm calling your bluff. Do it, bitch. Do it.

wear a pastel suit then you'll stand out, i did it at my junior prom

Clearly this is something you want.

No bluff.

I see nothing. You sir, are bluffing.

I've got your bluff right here.

Here's the pic that Peter took while you two were out camping. Mmm, mmm! Look at them rosy cheeks. Were you two having fun?
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1232166788

And here's a picture of OANST and his boyfriend at a gay pride parade.
"Oh my god, your hat looks fabulous, girl!"
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1232166788

And for GOD'S sake don't let your innocent daughter see these, kay?

Sometimes somethings are too beautiful for words...

- Rexy

That first one is fucking amazing. If I didn't know better I would think it was real.

You know those experiments where psychologists manipulate photos to make it seem as though someone had done something they never have, like go on a hot air balloon flight, and then that person comes to believe that they really did go on a hot air balloon flight, and their mind just invents all these memories out of nothing to corroborate it?Maybe WoF can elaborate/elucidate.

Justin, you have a new mission.

I did go camping this past summer. Maybe when I was drunk.....maybe....

I actually intended for the second one to be the piece de resistance, but it turned out otherwise and I am quite pleased. :)

Wow, thanks for the compliment, coming from you that means a lot!!! 'specially you being the subject of the joke. :D

Finding the "right pictures" is what really counts because I can't work miracles, the images have to be able to relatively mesh together on their own to create a good starting point... ie, heads and bodies and light angle all have to be compatible or else the job is a DOG.

P.S. The hat you're wearing in the second photo I actually cut out of a picture of the pope. Yes, the pope was wearing that gay hat. Also, I think the head is a little big in the second one... not too big... just comically big. I had to cover up stuff in the background around the original head that would have been tedious to airbrush out. :p

That first one is fucking ridiculous. How did you do that? Ass cheeks aren't that red.

Magic.

The cheeks are completely untouched I thought it might make it cheesy if I airbrushed them any more red than the light rose that they already are, and we wouldn't want that.................. but if you do then I can do a custom one just for you.

And ridiculousness is the name of the game, isn't it?

FYI, I got an LRG hoodie for Chistmas. I didn't know, but people pay top fucking dollar for the things as they're...really goddamn expensive.

At first I wondered what LRG was so I looked it up.

Holy shite, $106 for one I saw with ribcage and skull design! Not my style but still cool. Totally you.

Well, I received an XLRG hoodie for Christmas so suck on that.


I might be a bit bigger than you.

heh, I thought it meant 'large' too. lol...

Stop reminding me of organs I don't like.

Balls are awesome.

Eh, that’s so simple and predictable I wouldn’t have expected it from you, OANST. Never would have happened pre-name-change. But I can only conclude it’s done for no reason but to irritate magic9mushroom, which seems to be the current forum hobby. It’s not witty or amusing, it’s not impressing anyone, and I’d like it to wind down, please.

M9mush, stop taking every unsympathetic comment so humourlessly. You’ll only invite more.

Now no more off-topic chat about balls, which, for the record, are truly awesome.