...he grabbed a local famer's shears which were laying on the floor and proceeded to circumcise himself. But 40,000 years into the future a man with a large hammer made of a strange metal sensed something...
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...was amiss when he heard a scream. The circumcision had turned into castration, and so...
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...the seed baby, which we met way back in the time of Steve's rage, decided to intervene. Clutching his time cape, the baby....
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...traveled to the DMV and crudely glued the penis back where it belonged, albeit upside down. The cable guy...
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..then screamed, "If God had meant it that way we'd all be pissing in our faces!"
*Time Passes* ......... *Mo' Time Passes* "My dick is still upside down!" uttered the Cable Guy, still standing with his pants down in the middle of the busy DMV; all of the customers completely aloof. He thought, 'well what happened during all that passing time... did I even...... |
...finishing watching that peculiar film with all those children finding that ship at the end?"
Suddenly, a dying... |
....foaming squirrel jostled....
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...an ancient evil of epic proportions. This evil was the greatest evil known to squirrel and man alike, it chose to take the form of....
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...a disposable douchebag of DOOM! It was regretful that the douchebag's only method of defeat was...
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...to use tambourines to beat things senseless. Unfortunately, it not only lacked tambourines, but lacked...
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....appendages to bang them with. However, unbeknownst to our heroes (whoever the fuck they are at the moment), a giant poo splattered....
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them in the face and sent them both hurling backwards into a feild.
there they met timmy the testicle who said with alarm... |
...that he seemed detached from his sister testicle, Timmette. Thus, the three warriors of light, darkness and the bit-in-between decided to help restore him to his former state, something slightly less boring than standing around might happen. The three warriors...
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...decided to start their dangerous journey by heading to the airport. While passing through security, Timmy the Testicle saw...
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..a knife, the knife then stabbed him to death, while at the same moment across the world, an Indian man was eating his sister. Just then, airport security....
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discovered a large ammount of pure heroin in bugs bunny's bag.
in a vain attempt to escape the law, bugs bunny... |
...gazed skyward, only to be captivated by the beauty of the North Star. Enchanted by it's glorious luminescence, a single tear fell from Bugs' furry face and into a pool of...
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...Timmy's blood/semen, which in combination with the tear mutated into a giant lust beast. Advancing on the warriors trying to get through customs, moaning sensually as it crushed x-ray vision Bugs Bunny to death, they reacted by...
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Throwing with Shit and Abe-Head's at George Bush.
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...the warriors then woke up from the short hallucination caused by the hroniness aroused in them caused by the beast, and prepared for the real assault by...
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..rampaging hermaphrodite badgers. All the characters pulled out their chosen weapons, which were...
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...stretching the definition of BFG, except for the protagonist who, owing to certain social conventions, had to have a sword. The lead badger then opened his legs wide, sending forth...
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Shit Piles Of Shit Paper Shit Work Shit SEGA Shit Oddworld Shit Planet.
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...giant sex-starved tentacles with malicious intent. Luckily enough, our characters have fought these monsters before, and knew their weakness... |
...requires only three tools. The first, a set of speakers...
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...second, a very large spatula...
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....third, a Rubber, Bright-Yellow Bath Duckie...
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...And by their powers combined, he was Captain Planet!
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With a Fire Sumo on his Head!
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...he danced a jig of joy. His joy was somewhat diminished, however....
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The Fire Sumo made Shit on his head!
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Goddamnit.
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...when the airport security, idly standing by during this entire time, decided to jump into action. They then... |
...summoned the dragon, and Captain Planet did battle with the Dragon throughout the terminal, when suddenly....
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.......The Dragon jumped on Captain Planet's head.....
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Wouldn't it be great if Fil was banned from this thread forever, and all posts by him in it considered infractable spam?
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Us forum leaders are just waiting till this thread masses lots of posts/we get bored before we necrum the shit out of it.
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Thanks Hobo. Thanks a lot.
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