Not because he's black in particular, it's because he's the funniest character in the game. And because he yells bloody murder when getting attacked by a Special Infected.

Feckin racist.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Was he yelling for watermelon in the theatre? Hmm? Bastard.

Fine fine.

I don't find anything funny.

Except the occasional gruesome murder of a brother.

I find it funny that I always seem to witness white people being the first ones to call out racism. Especially when there is none there.

On topic: I always kill Louis without a second hesitation. Keeps taking my pills.

I was kicked from a Versus game for referring to Louis as 'Obama'. Well, first I was called a racist, then kicked, then pelted with around fifty text and voice messages in the next fifteen minutes.

Oddly enough, my rep is still pristine.

So black people are all drug addicts, huh? Always stealing your pills. Racist garbage.

Not all surely? You need some clean dealers.

If all black people were drug addicts I guess that would make me a drug addict as well.
Anyways try playing on Expert with the AIs walking around. Back when my 360 was alive my sister and I would always kill Frank and Louis. They kept opening doors, taking med pacs, stealing pills, and freakin opening doors! You always close the doors. ><
Made it a lot farther with just my sister and myself, aslong as we watch each other's backs we're good.

I wasn't saying it! I was merely berating you for the low opinion of your own race. Shame on you.

I didn't remember.

Damn all you honkey cracker-ass fucknutz.

As much as I enjoy casual racism. Topic please.

Yes! Damn this game is great. Especially when Louis says stuff like "Takin' the peelz" (in an entirely casual way as if he's stealing them and loving it).

Also, with the Tank I killed every survivor with one hit by punching log into them on Blood Harvest. Probably the best feeling I've ever had in an online game.

...

"PEELZ PLEEZ!!!"

Uh.... right.


Anyway, I've noticed the upgraded zombie healthbars for versus mode are a great help. You can keep track of the tank's health now.

Oh, and be berated by a four-year-old with a tiny voice made me laugh so hard.

I intend to re-purchase L4D this friday, so, you know, keep me in mind.

That's my boy. My 360 should be delivered today. So yeah, that's awesome.



On an unrelated note, I am considering buying a PS3 with my tax return. Haven't quite decided, yet.

Sounds like a Solid plan. Be sure to pick up LBP.

If I do buy it, LBP is the only game I will buy right away. I am so looking forward to it.

I've heard only good things about Valkyria Chronicles.

Weeaboo Garbage.

I received a free copy of it from a friend yesterday - I've been looking forward to buying it myself so this was a real pleasant surprise. I'd really like to play with some of you guys, if you're playing over Steam, that is.

Steam Friends name is Glas.

Does anybody know of a Guild called OzFTW or something?

Fuckers booted me after a full 2 levels for no fucking reason.

Some people are really weird, I entered a game and greeted everyone - they were Russian-speaking, but greeted me back. I proceeded to pick up a pipe-bomb (there were 2 of them on the ground). Chaos ensued with all kinds of Russian words flying my way and I was kicked off before I could even hit the Speak button. So much for just politely asking me to hand it over, I would've complied seeing as I don't care much for pipe-bombs.

The consensus is that the game has evolved and the gameplay mechanics along with it, so players already have standards for how a game should be played and they don't hesitate to boot people off who deviate from this. Don't take it personal, just find another server, there's plenty to go around.

Does anyone here play L4D on the PC at all? If so lemme know your Steam ID so we can match up sometime.

I play on Steam, you must've missed my post just 4 posts above. Friends name is Glas, hope we can play sometime!

I've got L4D again. Hit me up online, I'm up for anything.

Ha, I just brought Left 4 Dead. Then I found out how useless it was unless you have Xbox Life. Fuck.

Intresting sidenote: There is now a L4D porno.

It's not any good.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

EDIT: There is actually plenty of L4D 'porn' on youtube, using sounds from the game and such, but I'm not sure if that's what meant.

What should I picture here? A smoker orally giving pleasure to Zoey or something?

I would so masturbate to the witch.

I believe there's a small series of them, and one of the title of the first has connotations of something to that effect.

No, it's a piece of shit live action. The first 5 minutes are basic L4D stuff, like she checks out a house. Except that for some reason the ground looks like someone used a cheap fog machine, and the 'zombies' are two guys with cheap masks and hoodies. Then the smoker...er.....apparently is longer in a place other than his tongue. It's like a really weird version of tentacle rape. And then after she manages to shoot the smoker (although I have no idea why she would when she seemed to be enjoying it so much), what looks like a hunter grabs her and goes at it.

The entire movie is like some nerd's bizzare rape fantasy.

Stop soiling my brain.

*facepalms* Jesus. H. Christ...Some people seem to have some weird tastes over the 'net.

I've gotten April into L4D now. She's so taken by it that every time she sees an obese person she calls out "Boomer!". The insensitive bitch.

That's... just... hilarious.

If there is anyone who isn't aware, I'm here to tell you that there will be free dlc either this month or the next. They are adding both campaigns that were unplayable in versus and giving a new 'Survival' mode. Should be fun.

Survival pack is out. Yay!

The new survival mode is pretty fun but you rely on teamwork more then ever now. If you split up you're done for, period.

Also hearing the tank music start three times and then seeing three tanks run around on the map... give you a serious 'oh crap' feeling.

It's too damn fast. And lags like hell when there's too many players onscreen. And the see-through-wall to your allies is a pain in the ass.