Oh, my god! OH, MY GOD! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! I NOW HAVE THE POWERS!


I don't care how pointless my title and job are. Do not ever take them from me.

You do know my name has nothing to do with the 'chans. Plus, I hate the chans. Well, now. I used to laugh and laugh and now all I do is vomit and cry.

How does one gain cock love XP? Being a mod/admin/professional-ass-sitter would be nice.
(Jesus Christ, I just realized how long I've been here and how low my post count is. It's sad.)

It isn't something that can be gained. You're either born with it or you aren't. Myself and the other gay mods know this to be a truth. I'm sorry, sir. You just don't have what it takes. You just don't love cock enough.

So, A straight man with a daughter is gayer than me? Wow, I really can't do anything right.

No, I'm actually a shy, lazy, introverted little thing in real life.

Oi.

Kastere never said anything about needing to acknowledge or even be aware of said homosexuality...

That’s it. I’m going back in the closet.

What you don't know is that I'm already in there..... waiting....... and have removed the inside knob. Caution: some closets may be fun!

And some may have androgonous aliens looking to molest your bum. What can you do? These are the inherent dangers of closets.

I can tell you would miss this place if a corrupt admin banned you.

<afterthought>
…again.
</afterthought>

We don't joke about these things. My feelings are still hurt from the last time.

ANNNNYYYWEWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
BWAHAHAHAH it a me WARIO
hi person welcome to ODDWORLD

Don't try to unhijack this thread. It has been successfully hijacked and we aren't going to stand for a return to it's barbaric beginnings. It is now about modship, gayety, and most importantly..........me.

I don't know if you're talking to OANST or me, but I wouldn't be afraid of a little closet discipline....

Plus, I was never banned in the first place, I just left per vocal contract to keep the forums alive.... but in legal terms, a contract is immediately void if a time span is not specified. :fuzvamp:

I was addressing OWME, but self-defence tickles me. But you should know you are not invited to my closet.

That’s right, isn’t it? They can’t enter unless they’re invited.

I think that only applies to vampires. Aliens can probe anywhere, anytime. No closet is safe. Not a single fucking one.

Edit: I should have enlarged your text if I was going to reply to it.

Double Edit: I could easily have done it during the first edit.

Triple Edit: I could do this forever.

Oh, I must have been watching too much True Blood.

I can't seem to make up my mind about that show. I know it's not great. Not by any means. But I don't think it's really bad, either.

Are you okay today Max? Or maybe it's me I don't know what OWME is. :p

Oh yeah, your closet is already mine. You'll have to move before I'll give it up.

I've been called a vampire before, you should see my teeth. Seriously, one day I'll get around to posting a picture, I've got two perfectly placed fangs. :fuzvamp:

OWME is Our Worst Member Ever.

You’re in my closet? O.K.
*bars the closet door and moves house, leaving the closet behind*

You’re such a fanggot.

I know... I only got this as I was getting ready to go to sleep last night. Took me that long to figure it out. Shoot me.

LOL, I really do have teeth that stick out though. Like I said, I'll prepare a picture. Love em or hate em I think they're cool.

Don't make this harder than it has to be.... I'll get you in the end.

Err, I mean, in the end.... I will get you.

Yes, that's slightly better.

OWME= Our Worst Member Ever. He was referring to me.

Ambiguity and mental haziness do not mix.

Hmm. I was a bit late on that one. Oh, well.

Look! Pretty men!

Diversion successful.

Always a latecomer. No wonder you're creating a diversion. :lol:

.....don't make that face at me OWME.

You think about us just before you go to sleep?