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Pilot 10-08-2008 01:04 PM

Honestly, I'd probably just be doing something I loved- like working on a project or art or something the last few moments instead of something else out of sudden momentary inhibition.:fuzzle:

Fuzzle Guy 10-08-2008 01:15 PM

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Pull off a Heist, that always sounded fun.

Then go and do unspeakable things...

If the world were to end tomorrow nobody would bother stopping you... nor would anybody be in the place you're hosting the heist.

I would probably spend my last day trying to avoid being murdered, in order to see what the end of the world is like. I would then steal a Bentley just to drive my dream car.

Lacy Hemsmire 10-08-2008 02:27 PM

I would try every drug known to man. Then I would go to where I work and take all the lazy employees and nail their bodies to my roof. Then I'd go raid a candy shop. The literal kind. Then I would have sex with a guy I think is really hot so I won't die a virgin. :D

mudling 10-09-2008 11:10 PM

If the world ended, then I would say, "Oops, sorry guys"

Or I'd just screw whatever was closest to me.

Fuzzle Guy 10-10-2008 07:04 AM

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If the world ended, then I would say, "Oops, sorry guys"

Or I'd just screw whatever was closest to me.

http://greasybeardedhands.com/fat_legs1.jpg

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Laser 10-10-2008 08:25 AM

May god have mercy if you had actual sex with the women Mudling

mitsur 10-10-2008 10:30 PM

I'd like to revise my previous comment about what'd I do.

In my last days, I would probably tell everyone what I really think of them, get completely smashed, and watch, play, or do whatever suited my fancy.

I.E. The previous fantasy, except with pants on.

Strike Witch 10-11-2008 12:37 AM

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May god have mercy if you had actual sex with the women Mudling

I doubt he would physically be able to without inventing some sort of complex system of pulleys and levers, and he would probably be out of time by then.

OANST 10-11-2008 09:01 AM

Cry?

mudling 10-11-2008 02:06 PM

Hey who said anything about women?
But seriously, ok, ok, you got me, I'll side step here and find the next thing I come across, but you can be hardly be picky when you and everyone else is about to die.

munchdude1 10-12-2008 12:08 PM

Parachute jump!

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I mean spend time with family and friends! ;)

Lucysmith 11-08-2008 01:39 AM

I would like to meet all my dear ones and pray to God for everything that he gave us

Fuzzle Guy 11-08-2008 01:47 AM

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I would like to meet all my dear ones and pray to God for everything that he gave us

And has subsequently just taken away...

Bullet Magnet 11-08-2008 05:13 AM

Yeah, nice one God.

mitsur 11-08-2008 12:28 PM

It's like giving someone candy, and when they're one bite into it, snatching it out their hand, throwing it to the ground, stomping on it, dousing it with gasoline, lighting it on fire, and putting out the fire with your own pee.

AlienMagi 11-08-2008 12:33 PM

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Then I'd FUCKING FIND YOU.

Also, RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Holy shit u stole my idea...!

abe is now! 11-08-2008 01:13 PM

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Not in a million years :tard:

I'd sex. Everything.

Alcar...

Would you sex me too? XD

I think I'd go out and destroy everything I could destroy.

Havoc 11-11-2008 09:46 PM

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And has subsequently just taken away...

LMAO :lol:

skillyaslig 11-12-2008 12:43 AM

I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh :tard:
Oh, and I would go and nick all that yummy fudge that they sell in that art shop in town.

OANST 11-12-2008 05:33 AM

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I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh :tard:

Do you have your trench coat picked out? I think this post shows a bit more of your personality than you intended.

used:) 11-12-2008 01:12 PM

On second thought, breathing.

Nate 11-12-2008 04:45 PM

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I would go to school and shoot all those stuck-up trolls at my school. They are bitches, so everyone would be happeh :tard:

What would be the point of shooting up stuck-up trolls who were going to die a few hours later when the world ended anyway? If anything it would be a mercy killing, as I imagine world-ending would be more painful than a quick gunshot.

Gee, you must really like the people at your school to go to so much effort for them.

Fuzzle Guy 11-14-2008 07:30 AM

Yeah, like anybody would show up for school...

GlukkonGluk 12-05-2008 11:26 AM

I'd run into Tesco's and steal all their baked beans.

Munch's Master 12-05-2008 11:31 AM

I'd storm Woolies and grab everything in the shop, and leave a handful of pennies on the counter in payment, not that they'll have time to spend it.


Actually, I should've done that today.

skillyaslig 12-06-2008 01:00 AM

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What would be the point of shooting up stuck-up trolls who were going to die a few hours later when the world ended anyway? If anything it would be a mercy killing, as I imagine world-ending would be more painful than a quick gunshot.

Gee, you must really like the people at your school to go to so much effort for them.

It would give me satisfaction to know I killed them :D And not the worlds....Um...own self-destruction...

OANST 12-06-2008 06:28 AM

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It would give me satisfaction to know I killed them :D And not the worlds....Um...own self-destruction...

This is a world view that you really need to work on. It's fine to dislike someone. I'm sure that they are quite annoying. But to want them to have bodily harm inflicted on them to such a severity that it causes death is another thing altogether. It's really not the sort of thoughts you want to be dwelling on.

moxco 12-06-2008 11:03 AM

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I would try every drug known to man. Then I would go to where I work and take all the lazy employees and nail their bodies to my roof. Then I'd go raid a candy shop. The literal kind. Then I would have sex with a guy I think is really hot so I won't die a virgin. :D

Charming

Kimon 12-07-2008 08:12 AM

Half the people here are sociopaths!

Bullet Magnet 12-07-2008 09:56 AM

When the consequences peel away, it turns out society alone was keeping them in order. No measure of morality on their own strength of character at all.

Laser 12-07-2008 10:19 AM

Final thing I would do a second before the world ended would be to change the title to this thread so it is spelt correctly

Bullet Magnet 12-07-2008 11:24 AM

Is that a hint? That's a hint, isn't it? Far be it from me to deny you your final action, but since you don't have mod powers anyway...

Laser 12-07-2008 12:51 PM

It wasn't a hint BM, its my own damned fault that I can't spell very well on the computer :hobo:

Bullet Magnet 12-07-2008 01:14 PM

I charge for my services, you lucky thing, you.

Kimon 12-07-2008 05:48 PM

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spelt

Ironic word of the week.

Leto 12-07-2008 06:38 PM

You silly 'merican! He's talking about:

spelt (splt)
n.
A hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe.
[Middle English, from Old English, from Late Latin spelta, probably of Germanic origin; akin to Middle Dutch spelte, wheat.]

skillyaslig 12-08-2008 12:55 AM

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This is a world view that you really need to work on. It's fine to dislike someone. I'm sure that they are quite annoying. But to want them to have bodily harm inflicted on them to such a severity that it causes death is another thing altogether. It's really not the sort of thoughts you want to be dwelling on.

It was more a sheer burst of adolescent rage...So not that prolonged. Not homicides in my future, I'm afraid...

Wil 12-14-2008 04:58 PM

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spelt

Ironic word of the week.

‘Spelled’ will always seem to me on par with ‘Runned’, ‘Getted’, ‘Eated’, ‘Readed’, etc.

Bullet Magnet 12-15-2008 01:29 AM

The past tense and past participle of spell (only in the word-related sense) have both a regular form in spelled and an irregular form in spelt. British English and Canadian English allow both irregular and regular forms; in American English, the irregular forms are rarely used.

stonetooth 12-16-2008 06:11 PM

First i would make sure Obama had a slow and painful death, and then i'd go get myself laid, then i'd shoot all my enemies, mostly teachers and some kids, then i would eat 10 tacos, then finally i would steal all my favorite games, play them for 4 hours, and then curl up in a ball and die.