Mares eat oanst and doe's eat oanst and little lambs eat Abby. A kid'll eat Abby too, wouldn't you?

Abby Road

Westmoanster Abbey.

Mat B...Mat Pee. Laugh out loud.

O lawd I'm badass.

Okay, to take care of the obvious ones...Used Condom, Used Underwear, Jewsed, Floozed, (:Desu (:bow:), Gayb, Gayriel.

Do me. Now.

Yeah Jewsed, go and sleep in a gas chamber you money hungry, no-foreskin fuck.

Jared Leto
Leto the mother of Apollo and Artemis
Jeto
Queer Fat Fuck
Piss Drinking Cock Smearer

there I done

Family Guy enthusiast
Furrrrrrcadian Oddfurry

First of all , it's lol
Second of all , u are used , which means u r cheap and has every thing from trash cans from the streets lol. PWN'D!!!

I believe when you own someone, someone else is supposed to say the 'PWN'D!!!'.

So, you know, you just got PWN'D111.

That reminds me, I need to change my avatar anyway. :p

I am so F**ked

Up?

Fixed that for you :)


I don't mind a little nasty Nickname :)

Hit me!...

Reminds me of the episode of Pinky and the Brain where Pinky modelled himself as comic book hero Bator so that once they took over the world, everyone would call him Master Bator.
Actually that wasn't Pinky and the Brain but if I tried to explain the true context of that gag, it would take about two pages

OANST: in order to escape both an infraction and the premature Necruming of this thread, you must immediately do me. I'm also going to volunteer Alcar to receive in this also.

T-nex , yes being danish makes u tasty to eat , lol.
and nate the late guy.

Bring it on. And be original!

Screw my dangerously low self esteem. I want a nasty nickname NOW, DAMMIT.

Jewbus for Jebus. That's what I call you when you aren't looking. Which is always.

Yes please!

Sorry. Can't do it. Yours will always be Tigerfucker.

Here u go , Havik the clerk of chaos.

That's hardly offensive. If anything it's true.

I guess I'll have to do with Tigerfucker :(.

I'll call you Rainbow Roger. Don't ask why.

Again. Nate's Nuts.

Can be looked at in three different ways:

Natural food product
Meaning to be mentally incompetent
Erm, well.........a man's reproductive organ. Slang.

Alcar: Alfart!

Jeez, how dumb is OANST.

Jordan=Whordan

T-nex=P-nex (Man, that was easier than I thought)

EDIT:
Oh, yeah, and Clitsur.

I'm fairly proud of you for that one. That deserves positive rep.



I think you guys are missing a pretty good one for me. Mattitude. I mean, come on. How did noone come up with that?

And OANST, Why should Havoc be accused of Tigerphilia? He is a tiger and claims he had sex with five hot blondes once. Isn't that Homophilia? Sex with a Homo Sapien.

I know it seems Sordan but you'll be rewardan. Be premenstral!

What do you want to call him? Girlfucker? I just can't see that as being accurate.

Let's call him a manfucker. He stalks beautiful men down the street.

What's that song I wrote?

Tiger-man,
Tiger-man,
Fucks whatever a tiger can,
Lusty kitty,
Crazy mind,
Beautiful women,
They better watch their 'hinds,
Look out,
Here comes the Tiger-man.

tata.

lol , and u would be perfectly name jack spirrow lol:p

How about Furfag? HO HO HO

Laser is, obviously, GAYSER

lol , and u would be perfectly name jack spirrow lol:p

That was actually funnier the second time. Thank you, buttercup.

U're welcome delicious :fuzmad:

Interesting take on the laws of grammar you have there, Buttercup.

I like that Buttercup is really sticking. I hope he knows that it will now follow him all his days on this forum.

explain ur last sentence plz.

Quiet, Buttercup. The physics of the internet is of no concern of yours.


Clitsur is a tad too offensive imo. I'd like to stick with mastur.

no really what did Delicious mean?

I'm surprised no one made a crack about my apparent foot fetish. Or drug habit. Or anything.
You guys suck.

well ur name should be the shrunk anonym@$$.:p OWN'd

You foot-fucking drug peddler.

Let's hear it.

No ideas....

Hey , so u finally joined the thread , evil pirate captain-Blood nose.