Hmmm...I swear people are just wanking just to post something in this thread ;)

Yeah, this is what the thread is about. As you can tell, I wank. A lot. ;)

Ah, so that's what your custom title refers to......;)

this thread SUCKS

Who forced you to look at it?

This thread makes me horny. Oh yeah.

All right! Giggity giggity. http://www.hollywoodstandups.com/images/quagmire.jpg

Anyway, to get on topic:
Yet to have had sex so no scoring there (in more ways than one)

Last wank was pretty rubbish, 2/5

You suck. Fuck off.

Actually, my custom title can refer to a lot of things. :p 4/5.

I'd like to say it was precisely my plan, but I actually just assumed you were a bunch of wankers except a few of the ex/mods, lol

The only thing this thread sucks is dick.

Your dad's dick.

And this thread is your mother.

Yes, yes you are...

Last wank: yesterday about 10,30 P.M. Another shit :laugh:.

Relax, some of the new members just aren't used to how... well, how everyone behaves here, and it would be shocking to me if I hadn't give up with my political correctness long ago.
Last wank 1/5, seriously, only due it because I'm bored and to fight off my hornyness.
Go to an all boys school, and am jam packed with school, work, performances and sport at the moment... annoying.

We should all organize a time at which we can all jack off simulataneously around the globe.

Yes, and we could fill up an enormous pool.

No.....just no. Bukkake is never good. *retches*

It has to all be about the same person to increase weirdness.

Had no sex yet... I'm 14
But I'd love to have it as soon as possible. (Not making this post as a joke)

This thread is making me physically ill. All this repression and angst.

You just don't want to answer the question.

I can vouch that Charlies last wank was 5/5, as I was present.

Alcar...

I agree with Max, it could be a world wide thing!! Peace on earth is just one wank away!

Isn't there already an international wank for peace day?

Alcar...

Yesterday, 2/5.

Last wank was today about 2,30 P.M. "Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad!" - The Grouch, Green Day.

You win the award for the most awkward comment, hands down, AIN.

Alcar...

The Wank 4 Peace takes place on the 31 May, I believe: the last day of International Masturbation Month. What I propose is specific to our community.

Wank 4 Peace sould actually be a day, and I wanna shirt! Or at least a Wank 4 Peace "private" towel..

Wank 4 peace? Do the earnings become donated to the sperm banks, which would in turn, help out in fertile couples and loner chicks all over the world.

Oh, I had to put something there!

Anyway last wank today about 11,30 A.M. I can't stop it.

Charming.

Grand.

4/5. Huzzah.

- Rexy

3/5. decent, but solo so boring. come on weekend/spare time

wat have i dun.

Ha, it's amazing how one word can some up ten times it's ammount.
I can't believe I controbuted to this thread, this is what you guys have done to me. :P
Now I just need to find an excuse to sue.

jokes

I suppose you don't know; Female's mastrubation is better than male's because it lasts longer...
I finish it in 1 minute... (sucks)

Not one part of that failed to irritate my giggle muscles.

They know not the error of their ways, Wil. Be kind.

Alcar...

Ah. Ah.

Okay, I can't be snarky right now because I just spat water all over my lap in an attempt to look away from the computer.

Seriously, this is it folks, the most Epic quote in the history of the Oddworld Forums. Ever.

The ladies must get pissed..

Work on da stamina

Sorry WoF, but you have been replaced in my Quote of the century :D

If this thread is just ratings of everyone's last sexual misadventure I'm going to close it, there's not ACTUAL discussion going on.