You know, I'd love to have video game characters doing my bidding.
Link would do the laundry, perhaps. I don't know why. But he could probably get me a good deal on those funny costumes he wears (the green one) just in case a crazy protest was around the corner. Mario would most likely do the food. I like pasta-based things, and when he started sleeping in 'Super Mario 64' and spoke of Ravioli, I knew that he must know something I'd enjoy. And Doomguy would guard my new mansion. Fucking Doomguy. Doomguy. That would be awesome. His eyebrows would start twitching like in the game, and he'd blast who/whatever tried to break into my house straight back to Hell. Fuck yes. Maybe Kirby or Yoshi could clean things up when everything was messy. But enough of this foolish fantasizing. EDIT: Maybe this wasn't the best place to mention that. I'll re-word it. I have business to tend to. Tender business. There we go. That sounds a little better. |
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