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OddYouko 06-27-2008 09:23 AM

:laugh: That's a good one skillyaslig!
How do you come up with these funny ideas? They're great! :D

GlacierDragon 06-28-2008 02:50 AM

I like the purple creature thingy, though all of it's good. (And what's this about a 'how to draw grotesque demons' book?)

skillyaslig 06-30-2008 01:39 AM

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:laugh: That's a good one skillyaslig!
How do you come up with these funny ideas? They're great! :D

Thanks! I kinda just come up with these ideas randomly, and at school, where I day-dream :D

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(And what's this about a 'how to draw grotesque demons' book?)

Tis a book I saw while cruising one of those Book sites ^^
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs29/i/20...killyaslig.png
Description; Elegant and colorful, the Dek’Vorh Joker is a strange one. They are more quick and sneaky then most of their brethren, though they don’t actively hide the majority of times. They are rare, but not overly so. Jokers mostly take the role of scouts, and reconnaissance beasts, though when the need arises they make incredible foes, with lightening fast reflexives, and unnatural flexibility. They adore brightly colored clothes, the majority of them wearing ‘shirts’ colored in diamonds, stars, and swirls. The shirts usually have ‘spikes’ jutting from the waist, and shoulders, tipped with bright jingle bells. Some Jokers have a full face mask, with only their eyes, mouth, nose and ears freed. The hats are spiky and also tipped with bells. The Jokers arms and legs are covered in brightly colored tights, sometimes with words inscribed upon them. They also have wrist and ankle cuffs in bright colors, also decorated in bells.

Body structure; the majority of Jokers have thin bodies, with long arms and slender legs. Their heads have heavy toothed jaws, always twisted up in a mad grin, with a short, fat purple tongue. Most of them have long flowing ears, sometimes with ribbons and bells intertwined around them. The feet are long and flat, giving them excellent balance, and stability. The Jokers fingers are long and slender, and are capable of bending in bizarre directions. No one knows if these are really the Jokers fingers, or extensions of their gloves. Most Jokers have thick skin, which is heat proof, and typically a dull colour. Their tails are long, and taper to a thin, whip-like end, which can slash open skin surprisingly easily. So far, none of the Jokers seen have wings which can be used for flight. The membrane is far too ripped and torn for any way of flight. The ‘arm’ of wing is thick and muscular, and ends in a long, sharp pike, capable of disemboweling prey in a single blow.

Characteristics; Witty and cunning, the Jokers, at times, act like playful, misbehaving children. They have even been seen to play pranks on other Dek’Vorhs, such as throwing water balloons at them, or even cream pies. This usually results in the Joker having to make a speedy get-a-way, as its enraged comrade would usually respond to this jest with rage. They play these ‘pranks’ on normal creatures, how ever, these result in serious harm to that person, as they replay the water balloons with fire balls, or exploding cream pies. The Jokers can, shocking, speak clearly and cleanly. They typically joke around with their ’prey’, laughing and pulling faces. They have an extremely creepy, screaming laugh, that they utter when stalking their food, either designed to frightening them, or just through blood-lust. Jokers carry a ‘wand’ around with them, decorated with brightly colored ribbons, and bells. With this, the Jokers can cast strong charm, from lightening blasts, to Transformation Spells.

Strengths; Jokers are fast, and exceedingly flexible, so they can duck and doge weapons and bullets extremely quickly. They can twist their bodies in strange shapes, so they could easily squeeze themselves into boxes. This can come in handy when the Dek’Vorhs are trying to infiltrate an enemy camp, as a Joker can simply twist itself into an ‘emergency’ equipment box, and have the foes pick it up, and take it back to their base, from where the Joker would sneak out and shut down security. Jokes can leap exceptionally high, their fingers able to grasp any wall surface. They are strong with magic, able to produce large amounts of charm in limited time.

Weaknesses; The Jokers main weakness, is like their name-sake; they cannot resist joking and laughing. Some of the Jokers have even been know to collapse in hysterical, crazed laughter, unable to do anything else except laugh and convulse on the ground. They also have a weird fondness for bright colored lights, and colorful fabric, meaning people can lure them into traps if the need arises. They can be surprisingly merciful towards certain people, such as those who laugh at their jokes, and praise their entertaining skills. Therefore, when people get captured, or cornered by one of these Dek’Vorhs, they will try to ‘flatter’ their way out of being killed or eaten. The Jokers have even been know to fend off other Dek’Vorhs from such prey, strengthening the idea that Jokers are more in tune with their ‘sane’ sides, unlike other of their kinds. They are surprisingly vulnerable to ice charms.

Dietary; Jokers are ravenous eaters, devouring their victims alive, most of them starting with the shoulders, then they crack open the skull. They don’t eat the bones, though a few Jokers have been seen to gnaw on bones like dogs, presumably to keep their teeth clean.

One of the species of Dek'Vorhs....

OddYouko 07-05-2008 03:28 PM

Another awesome picture skillyaslig! :D
He looks really creepy. I love it!

skillyaslig 07-06-2008 01:18 AM

Thank you very much OddYouko! *hugs*
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs26/i/20...killyaslig.png
Lawl, Dragon XD

Buzzy 07-06-2008 01:45 AM

Wow! Nice work, probably been asked before but, are these pics drawn?

OddYouko 07-06-2008 04:24 PM

You're very welcome skillyaslig! -hugs back- ;D

:lol: Funny dragon! I feel kinda sorry for him but he made me laugh!
And yes Buzzy skillyaslig drew all of these cute pictures. =D

skillyaslig 07-06-2008 11:31 PM

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Wow! Nice work, probably been asked before but, are these pics drawn?

Thank you Buzzly Buzz! :D Yep, I draw all the line art on paper, then scan it into the computer, and colour it in either the GIMP or Photo Shop ^^

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You're very welcome skillyaslig! -hugs back- ;D

:lol: Funny dragon! I feel kinda sorry for him but he made me laugh!
And yes Buzzy skillyaslig drew all of these cute pictures. =D

*flying hugs* GLOMPAGE!
Cuteness is uber yummies now-a-days :D

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs27/i/20...killyaslig.png
Cute and Fluffy!

OddYouko 07-07-2008 05:56 AM

O///O
It's SO cute! I want one! :p
That has got to be the cutest thing I have ever seen!
Great work! I love the little guy. =D ♥

skillyaslig 07-07-2008 10:06 PM

Thank you very much Youko! Tis cute...*noes*
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs27/i/20...killyaslig.png
Lol, I did this for a contest, when you had to put Koa (cute fluffy fellow) with one of your own OCs, for a date. Gertrude is not amused.

OddYouko 07-08-2008 05:22 PM

You're welcome. :)

xD :lol: :lol: :laugh:
Aww poor Koa! Awesome comic and very funny skillyaslig! :p
♥ your art!

GlacierDragon 07-09-2008 12:37 PM

That last one made me laugh! Poor little thing. (Did you win the contest?)

skillyaslig 07-10-2008 05:42 AM

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You're welcome. :)

xD :lol: :lol: :laugh:
Aww poor Koa! Awesome comic and very funny skillyaslig! :p
♥ your art!

Yesh, he got drool all over him XD Thank cha Uber muchy!

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That last one made me laugh! Poor little thing. (Did you win the contest?)

Koa needs more love...
I actually got first, tied with someone else who did a 'bad' date ^^

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs30/i/20...killyaslig.png
Lol, behold, Syiroiry...

Name: Syiroiry (pronounced as SIGH-or-E)
Height: 52 meters
Length: 20 meters
Wight: 33,000 tonnes.
Bio:
Created in a top-secret weapons facility, Syiroiry was made to help combats a massive electrical alien menace. The scientists designed Syiroiry to be able to harness massive amounts of electrical energy, with thick plates of conductive steel and metals.
His more flexible parts, namely his neck and tail, are made from numerous blue slabs, each locked together and are extremely bendy, so he can uses these are flails while in close quarter battle.
Thick rubbery tubes on his back feed fuel and miniature bits of metal around his body. These are extremely resistant to attack, as they simply ‘contract’ under attacks, and are fire proof.
His massive iron hoofs enable him to have excellent balance on all but the most slippery of surfaces, which would cause him to slip and fall. They also mean Syiroiry feed off of electricity storms, his horns sucking up the energy in the air, and his hoofs leeching up the electricity in the ground.
The numerous ‘spikes’ along his body have green ‘globes’ on the end. These attract any electrical power, and help to power Syiroiry up, driving him to ‘max’ power. This also means he may give someone an extremely powerful shock if they brush up against him.
He has ‘false’ organs, which are set up like an organic beasts. His heart is a powerful pump of frightening degrees, the massive pulse able to be heard miles away. His other ‘organs’ are also important parts of machinery, his intestines carry thick lead around and around, ensuring that there is ‘clotting’ material for any oil leaks. His liver cleans his oil and fuel, keeping any grime or harmful substance from attacking his circuitry. The lungs create static that feed his brain and keep Syiroiry from shutting down. His organs are coved in an extremely thick and tough glass like substance, that has diamond ground into it. However, this is a primary weak spot, as if any foe smashed the case in and removed his heart, he would slowly being to power down. This would take a while, however, as the wild electricity in his body would power him for a few hours.
The blue eggs fixed along his body store larges amounts of electrical energy, though these are a source of weakness, as they can be shattered if struck with enough force.

Weaponry:
Syiroiry’s main weapon is his massive gun that is attached to his right arm. This shots out thick balls of compressed energy and when it shots passed an enemy, a long tongue of lightening will shot out and zap that person. It has a few flaws; 1, it has a limited range, and 2, it can over load from too many bolts being fired in rapid session.
Other weaponry include his tail, which can loosen massive bolts of electric. If someone get struck in the right spot, they may be paralyzed for a few seconds.
His other offensive capabilities involve his ‘lightening rod’ which blasts from his mouth. He can create smaller, less harmful bursts, if he does it quicker.


RAGE power:
When Syiroiry reaches a certain amount or rage, or power, he can unleashes a massive blast of electrical current, which will throw enemies backwards, and stun them for periods of time.

OddYouko 07-10-2008 09:25 AM

:eek: OMG!!! Awesome skillyaslig!! That's totaly wicked!!
Great drawing skillyaslig!! :D
I love it!

skillyaslig 07-11-2008 11:00 PM

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:eek: OMG!!! Awesome skillyaslig!! That's totaly wicked!!
Great drawing skillyaslig!! :D
I love it!

Thank cha ever much! I am so glad that you like em :D

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs30/i/20...killyaslig.png
FLOWERS!

OddYouko 07-29-2008 05:02 PM

That's really cool! I'd never think of that! :p
It's soooo cute! I looovvvee it!

Can I ask for a request? ^^'
Cause I really love your style!

GlacierDragon 07-30-2008 02:51 AM

Bumble bee gas mask thing! I love it!

scipionyx 07-30-2008 10:11 AM

:fuzgrin: I can't even decide which one I like best... verry good! :D:D:D

Hulaabeo 08-05-2008 05:34 PM

CAUTION: Don't sniff the flowers!
I love that comic with Koa in it :3