Everyone thinks this is overdue?

Wow. Worst fucking with everyone ever.

Well, we got Alcar drunk two nights ago and tried to convince him to take it back (when Max was out of the room). No dice. I guess we're stuck with you then.

Ah. Treachery. I see.

My heartiest congratulations to BM. Althought we all knew it was going to happen eventually, due to his immense knowledge in Oddworld matters and other sciences.

That really had nothing to do with it. You’re all fools!

Ironically, from what I hear, BM was the only one in the room not sharing a bed that night...

Yet had he stayed another night… Huggles’d be nothing…
You still win this thread. Arsenate.

Moon Market merchants sell a bottled scent to cutpurses and other criminals, I reply, a thought gathered in desperation. Those doused in the liquid become "griffin bait."

Stop spamming.

You people worry me.

What gets me is the suddenness of it more than anything. Not all that long ago we were onto the age-old Employee Lounge discussion of their being too many mods and some of them would have to be assassinated.
But nevermind, congraturation BM; sorry I didn't overcome my laziness to say it before.

As for the induction, rest assured the worst happened after they got you drunk.
We have photos.