Did I post on this? I dunno....
Hmm, so I would bring;
1) 'Survival' Kit, as they say....
2) My bed
3) A volleyball, that I would call Winson

1) a computer

2) a generator

3) a copy of Peggle

The canibalistic mutants from The Hills Have Eyes remake.
All the people I hate.
A plane to take me home.

But before i went home I would set the mutants on the people I hate and sit back and watch.

Mudling, your request has become a reality; we have the male/female symbols back after their absense of 'many a year' (which is of course an official form of time measurement).

Except the wrong way round :p.

Exploring my femininity is funlulz.

You forgot that there are quite a lot of sprite artists around here who could help you with that part. We would just need a description or photo of everyone who wanted to be included.

Thanks Splat. :D

THAT'S MORE THAN THREE THINGS.

A 'Helicopter Piloting for Dummies' manual, some helicopter fuel, and finally, a helicopter,
OR
three guns gun to hunt, scare away animals, and eventually shoot myself,
OR
a computer so I can at least continue to irritate people VIA chatrooms.
Doi.

computer with no internet. don't think you'd even get wireless on this island.

Well you can always get a satellite.
Or maybe this island is Hawaii, there I'd bring a freind, infinte cash, and a surfboard. :D
Lets just hope this island isn't Australia, then we all need planes, and fast. :P

Ok then, how about this:

Pluto (one of the cannabilistic mutants from The Hills Have Eyes remake)
This one person who I really really hate.
A plane to take me home.

But first I would set Pluto on the person I hate and sit back and watch.

A survival kit

A survival manual for living on my island

A beard