I believe that the second man is better because he can control his thoughts. The other man can't just keep thoughts as thoughts he has to make them actions. Also he doesn't just hurt a girl, he hurts a young girl.

I'm the better man.

End fucking of.

So...

The Second man then, Hobo?

No. The super secret third option was infact: me.

So you're the third option, yet the second man? I'm confused...

Guess we'll just have to wait for a tl;dr post from BM explaining and providing diagrams about how that works.

A farmers defense against his raping of a goat a few years back was that he tripped on a rock and it 'fell' into the goats anus.

Did they ask him what he was doing walking around his fields with his pants down?

Was that the guy who was forced by a village leader to marry the goat?