What about a phallus?

They tend to come connected to less enjoyable things. All those photos of them are misleading. In a sense, they are phallacious.

A phallusy, eh?

Phallagrantly.

Oh yea the sheer awsome sexual power of the Scrab... can you imagine that trying to hump your leg?

And what about paramites, any girls dream I'm sure, right next to fleeches.

What has this to do with the OD?
But you've made me laugh nothertheless.
There's only one thing worse than arguing over the internet, argueing that you love someone over the internet...

Who loves Abe IS MENTALLY SICK (or mudophil). I think most of as love Abe... in THE OTHER way. Like me. And Scrab_at_duty. And almost evryone here.

He's so insecure about his sexuality you can feel it.

I'd argue Fleeches also have the potential to be powerful sex symbols, one word tongue

We are having an Oddworld Discussion, just a quite perverse and not entirely sane one.

That's why I wrote them down there in the first place...

the big skull on necrum and some other skulls there scare me.

That isn't quite on-topic but I have to ask whether you've read American Gods by Neil Gaiman, particularly the Queen of Sheba/Succubus chapter?

I'm feeling more normal by the minute!

Funny how a cute thread started by an innocent twelve year old girl quickly becomes something altogether more.....graphic.

Oh shit, I found the OD forum again.

"That's disgusting", says the Lolicon.

How have you been reducing it, Abe619, and why have you needed to reduce it? I'm interested.

Well, if this is a confessional now, I like trees.































































in my arse

Well you all suck because VP Aslik has done his name to me several times, and he is waaaay nicer than abe or stranger or any one else!

Thats why Dripik is always so commanding to him because he knows he's nicer than him.

ABM :p

You sir, need serious help.

And probably a lot of Lube.

Lube doesn't help the splinters.

This is by far the best OD topic I've seen since I joined.

QFT Salamander.

Says something about the members here obviously. Which is why I'm not saying anything.

Other than I still need a new avatar.

You know the odd thing is when i first seen abe i was scared of him.

An even stranger thing is that I am reading this discussion while my wife is sat next to me talking about the sale on at T.K Max.

The young lasses are getting kinkier by the minute. One minute it's Justing Timberlake or whoever (I wouldn't know), the next minute it's Abe the grotesque plonker from Oddworld.

EDIT: The wife's out of the room now.

What she doesn't know is that I am not going to lend her the money to buy stuff that she's only buying because it's on sale. Instead I'm going to go out into town without her and buy her lingerie for her. Last time I did that, I got some strange looks from the guy behind the counter. I kidded him on and said, "I'll put them straight on when I get home".

Ok that is just the strangeist thing.

Ouch, that must hurt!

In a thread encompassing voraphiles, arborphiles, mudokophiles, leg rape by scrabs, lame phallus puns, fleech masturbation and God knows what else I view Oddjobabe's behaviour as a refreshing blast of normality.

I gith up. :nonono: YOUR ALL NUTS but Abe is now, GlacierDragon aren't nuts.

Are you saying that because I like to buy my wife's underwear for her and sit at home with it waiting with it until she comes home I'm nuts?

Sigged WoF!

It depends rather on what you do with it while you wait.

I certainly don't wear it. I sort of fondle it. Trouble is, that's no good until she's worn them.

I've said too much.

Don't say sigged when you sig something else... that's bad and not very trustworthy now is it. But yes, WoF, that's so quotable I want someone to quote it.

EDIT: In fact, I will.

Havoc i said sigged, then i sigged it

I kinda should of sigged it first, then said sigged

Fine, you win this time. Wait, no you don't. Your quote is cut off! HA!

No its not? I just edited out the bit which said "I view Oddjobabe's behaviour as a refreshing blast of normality." because i didn't think it was relevant

Makes the quote more complete :D.

Yay I'm not nuts!
*runs around in circles screaming*
Or am I?

I really want to tell people to go back on topic but I'm not so sure that that would be an improvement.

There's a topic?

There seems to be 2 topics running parallel to eachother, one about Oddworld sexual fantasies and one about Realworld sexual fantasies.