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That would be fun. Walking down the street, then a scrab beak rammed into your back, and you snuff it. Hmm, there would be alot of brawls. Sligs are like hired goons. XD Bwhaha, that would be funny :D

Dude meeting Abe in real life would be awsome he could teach the earth their culture and what cool stuff they do.

Ok 1 thing I forgot to mention... I'd love if abe could teach me chantina and I would chant into a sexy woman and make her to do 'you know what'.

Ick.

Using ancient and venerable shamanistic powers for rape? You disgust me.

Seconded. AlienMagi, never bring up rape again.

I must say that if Oddworld was real I'd have explored the reast of Mudos and the rest of the planet! Especially that mysterious island in the sea east of Mudos continent...

I would use the chant to help others not do bad stuff like that.

Help others by possessing them?

This brings up an interesting debate whether possession can be justified or not :p.

Notice how the only sapient creatures who Abe possesses also seem to warrant an explosive depossession. So maybe, at least in Abe's mind, it is justified to possess them.

I'd ask Lorne what exactly he took to actually see another world so far away...

Not just him, the designers too. I'd say that they'd probably be whisked away by spooky government types intent on finding out how they knew about these creatures and how do counter any possible "threat".

And Odd help any fan whose art and fiction just happened to be right too.

Okay, i'm seeing several possible scenarios here:

-Humans end up on oddworld:

We'd most likely f*ck it up like we did with our own planet. There's always going to a corparate bastard and a few blank minds to follow em. So the remainder ends up with mudokons or as slaves, the one who followed the corperate would possibly be allowed into the glukkon society, as being the ones with all four limbs intact. War ensues, bladdah bladah bladdah, it'll probably end up going along the same lines as 'Only hyoo-mun'. I'd go with the tree huggers if I ended up there. And yes, I would get a pet Scrab.

-Oddworld somehow ends up on earth:

Lorne would freak, fans will drool, and as mentioned above by BM, would probably get captured by the government and forced to spill everything he knows about them. Most likely there would be a bunch of political debates over whether the creatures are capable of intelligent thought (being as we're the high and mighty species here), and they would either be slaughtered or allowed to resume thier old roles here. The mudokons would probably get around like normal people, but of course there would be some segrogation issues with the extreme racists. Sligs will still be thugs for hire, and the glukkons would probably take up buisness as usual, except a little less brutally. If they don't like our 'nice' way of playing, they'll probably end up taking over everything themselves and what-not. Har. If any of that happened, I would immediately convert to mudokonism. And maybe the huge shrykull statue near the door might scare off any of those missionaries.

All in all, we're still screwed. But in small numbers, we might be able to go off into fantasy land or something.

Hmmm I would have a look around, especially round paramonia

Oddworld is a strange place but i could adapted to the habitat realy quick becouse i go to areas with grass i like the outdoors so im set for that planet meladeo's.

If Oddworld was real I would greet my neighbor like this. (Doyoyoyoyoyoyoy!)

Eat a Scrab, share an elephant, practice medical science with Vykkers and fry a fuzzel. Oh and explore.

I would love it if oddworld was real because my friends im abe in the body of a girl.

Being in oddworld could be quite scary... In Rupture farms / SSB you have to worry about sligs and slogs and in jungles and deserts there are scraps and paramites... But being Molluck (or Mullock, can't remember) could be fun, because I could command sligs.

No more so than worrying about Venomous Snakes or lions.

And yeah, you spelt Molluck right ;)

Welcome to the forums. :)

It would be awsome if Abe lived next to me... :) And kinda odd... Like what if a scrab jumps through my window or sumthin? Then what am I gonan do? My BB gun can't kill the thing!! But yeah it would be awsome...

Hey if anyone trys to work for industries in Oddworld think twice one for what will happen and the second how much will they pay hows the working condition and how many hours you work.

Keylid, do not post in threads that are more than a month old. Also, please try to use proper grammar in your sentences. It is almost impossible to understand what you are trying to say.

Look at what's behind a Slig's mask, and you will immediately change your opinion. Sligs are ugly even with their masks on. And Sligs don't have sexual organs (except Queens and Drones).

This is going to make me sound odd.

I have had Abe dreams. REALLY! Oddworld dreams. But in the dreams, the layout of the factories is different, and sometimes the view changes from 2D to 3D.

Also, in one Oddworld dream, I possessed Mullock, but I could make him move, so I blew him up and the room filled with gas and killed me.

So yeah, Oddworld in real life would be terrific! :fuzblink: