Get yourself a boyfriend instead then.

Right now is the best possible time to get a gender‐whatever partner. It’s just about the maximum amount of time before the next Valentine’s Day, and Christmas is ages away, too (hooray for leap years!). Just be sure to check their birthday before you ask them out.

I was actually raised on this idea. :(

I know you know I know you know that I'm not a real Alien, but I still like people to call me that. Anyway my name used to be Magi...

She got engaged with another one, you get engaged with another one... ^^

Wow, how horribley sensitive. You should become a marriage counselor.

Well, that's why you're like 'Eeeew, what's valentines day, I'm gonna be dramatiiiiic' with all them extra i's. You just wait til you're in a relationship and it's valentines. If you pretend you don't know what it is you might get a slap in the crotch. A bad slap.

Did you get any gifts on this valentines day?happy valentines day to all members.

Yeah right, why don't I become a garbage man?

I see. Well, I think I won't come and see you now if I'm not going to be treated to a lavish lifestyle.

Alcar...

Should have come to visit me before Christmas, then.

Cleaning up unnecessary shit goes against your nature.
I used to think that, its called puberty and you'll grow out of it.

Do you even know what am I trying to say??

I must say, I'm 20 and I still think I'll never get a girlfriend :(

Alcar...

You don't want to get one Alcar, believe me.

I'm 13 and I am sure I will never get one.

I don't think Alcar was planning on getting one ;)

Why would he discuss that with us then?

Joke: I'm (censored) and I still don't have a sligfriend :(

Well, going to a single sex school, I had four guy valantines XD
Well, I guess going to a single sex school does that to you.

I got no love, so I molested myself, I said no but I knew I wanted it.
Ahh, crap, I really need a life. But There where people prancing around as faeries and cupid. Creepy.

Nothing like a soapyvalentineswank.

If I could give you more rep I would. go changin ur settins

Holy shit, I should've gone to an all boys school. Coed schools must have the straight uglymen.

Nah, I went to all-boys schools all along and there was never anyone special there. No-one who wasn't a dick, anyway.

Since when did you express an interest in the firmer sex, anyway?

I swear we've had this discussion before. It ends in a "I didn't know you were bi". When I'm extra bored I'm going to go search for it.

Unless I'm thinking Alcar...

It's possible I'm getting you confused with <name deleted> . Alcar started a similar thread... elswhere... when he found out about me. I've always said we need a comprehensive list to avoid future confusions.

We have one.

It's called the Forum Leaders list.

Alcar...

I'd just like to point out I am not a homosexual.

Why is your profile marked as FEMALE then?

There's no option for Hermaphrodite.

I agree. I went to an all‐boys school, and there was definitely a lower than average proportion of homosexuality going around there. It’s going completely co‐ed from September, so its gayness should soon meet national targets.

Peter, quit messing around and sort out the gender logos. People should be able to choose from any of these.