Very well. I appreciate all of your welcomes. *crosses fingers and giggles like a school girl*
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This thread has attracted a lot of attention, no?

You REALLY remind me of someone I know. Only more intelligent. Yes, much more.

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Thank you?
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This is the worst welcome thread I've ever read. You should ALL be ashamed.

Especially Pete

Welcome!!!! I hope your enjoy OWF!!! I will eat you!!!

I am ashamed, but not because of the said reason. *stares at pile of dead bodies next to desk*


W....T.....F?!

Why!? I've been nothing but nice.

Also, I'm still waiting for the child allowance you owe me. Our son is starving!

Alcar...

Lulz, you shitting dick nipple, I only have a fetish for trolling itnernet tough guys.

Well I'd pay but i hate you. Sorry.

Yay, someone who capitalizes.

Welcome to the OWF.

you obviously have too much free time, if your gonna' follow me round the forums with your head up your rear-end attempting to flame every post i make.

notice i didn't start this 'till you started it.

God, Get a room, Country Bumpkin and Kastere!

Internet= SRS BUSNS.

Thank you Skillya. I'm a bit strict on myself when it comes to grammar. I'm a masturbating S&M Grammar Nazi. As for the two word-warriors blurting out random obscenities, I bet on Kastere!

I bet on Trebek.

A real Grammar Nazi wouldn't constantly do the whole 'asterisk action' thing. That's for 14 year olds and retards.

You, sir, seem to be a double threat.

Oh my, my first troll! How exciting. :fuzgrin:
I'm giddy as a school girl! What should my comeback be? Hmmm... I think I'll go with the lowbrow idiot approach. Yay!


Satisfying on so many levels.

Wow. Emoticon and all.

I'm not 'attempting' anything, Mr.Mongler, I am succeding with unquestionable gusto.

go on! thats it! just keep throwing random immature yankee slang in with your 'flaming'.
jesus fuckin' wept, with the greatest of respect Kastere, FUCK OFF.

Listen, Richard, you dun got trolled, and I be pretty happy 'bout dat, jus' head on back to de farm lol!!!!!!!!

Shut it fuckwits.

I think this thread goes in the classic pile...

and welcome to our humble forum may lord Hobo and his beloved lap dog/sex slave Alcar bless you and sate your every desire.

You were born with a large vocabulary? If only you were born with a sense of semantic continuity to back up your self‐confessed grammar nazism.

Did we switch bodies at some point? I mean, Jeez. So mean.

I love it.

Man, a lap dog/sex slave would be a very beneficial item in my part. But it'd be a lap buffalo. Mmmm...

(As for the next few comments)

Uh... ok. Thanks for the welcome Max the Mug and may your future endeavors be fruitful.

Oh dear, I said something negative before even saying hello. I admit, that was very rude of me. So: hello, Anonyman! Welcome to the Oddworld Forums.

Now where’s the positive rep for my stunning rudeness skills?

Ask and you shall receive.....
Judging by how fast this thread has inflated upon itself, I judge my time here will be eventful. Yay.

Pfft I unintentionally contributed to having a thread close on my first day and gained a troll after two posts. Beat that.

I never posted in your welcome thread. Anonyman wins.

Well at least you acknowledge me now :D I have profited from this thread then

Yes, you do now owe Anonyman.

Yes.....

I do not wish to degrade myself but this case has opened up the opportunity too wide.

You suck, I win.

This is why we don't let billy goats on the bridge.

+1 Rep to the both of you then and +1 rep to Alcar for making such a corrupt and easily exploitable system.

I only have no points. I would like some. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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It's your fault the holocaust happened, you know?

Welcome to the forums, Anonyman!, I hope you enjoy your stay :D.

Am I the only one who finds this guy amusing?

*waits for DI's burns*

BTW, welcome, Anonyman.

By no means.

I do as well but I think it doesn't really matter. I believe he has stopped posting.