yep.thats what i do.

Yeesh, someone's a bit high on the testosterone today. I'm just pleased to have a half decent IQ. Don't see what your problem with that is.

OT: I can crack my wrists, neck, elbows, and jaw.

My problem is that your IQ is not a talent. If you were a mongoloid with a low IQ five years ago, yet you somehow managed to beat genetics and increase it, yeah, that would be talent.

As it is, you're just a douche tooting his proverbial horn.

Well, I know what your talent is: Finding something wrong with everything someone says.

To make you happy, I'll attempt to rephrase that: I am intelligent and have alot of good knowledge on nature, animals, dinosaurs blah blah blah.

And yes, intelligence is a talent in this day and age, when you look at prime ministers and the low amount of intelligence required to be allowed to control the country...

I can touch my nose with my tongue easily.

Zerox you should really just shut up, because if you were intelligent you would not brag about your super_intellect on a forum full of idiots.

I can put my tongue IN my nose. Yeah, I have a flexible tongue.

I can put my tongue in vaginas.

Oooo, I have every mind to counter that, but it's foul.

Alcar...

I can put my tongue in my mouth

This is why I love you, sir.

And I've told you that before we commence with this sort of thing you need to do some trimming. I don't like to mix intercourse and dental hygiene.

is that what's on your CV?

OT: according to DI, i am an expert at sodomising livestock, which comes in handy for humans.

Whats a CV?

Cunt Virus.

Curriculum Vitae, in simple terms it's your résumé.

I am great in bed. Yea cliche but true non the less :tard:.

This thread is painful to read.. Anyone looked at their dictionary lately?

Why do we dun need to dun do that?

Nyoro~n!

=^-^=

lolwapanese.


Dictionary are always so outdated, they need a constantly online one.

Er, Dictionary.com?

Wiktionary!

I didn't know Tigers used beds. Yea cliché but true non the less :tard:

I can say fuck so fast it sounds like a chipmunk that only knows one word.
I can't do much else interesting. To you anyway.

Denmark sounds like a fascinating place. NOT!!!!!

God, I'm clever.

Marilyn Manson can lick his penis.

You're a multi. I just fucking know it.

It's just for who doesn't know it.

If I'd known that was a talent, I'd have listed it already. It's far too easy for a majority not to be able to do it, and therefore shouldn't be classed as talent.

I have depressing news for you, OANST.

Alcar...

Anyway he's crazy: now he hasn't two ribs, because he couldn't do it with them.

Do you really believe everything you are told :p

I can fold paper into stuff and people are amazed by it.

Howard Stern can posess his own farts and explode them.

MY talents:

Being able to talk to adults in a way that they can understand me, but people of my own age are drooling with confusion.

I Can twist both of my feet backwards in various directions

(if I do it right, without ripping any muscles) Have my knees bend in the opposite direction.

Bend my fingers and wrists in ways specifically ment to freak people out.

Drink three gallons of pepsi in one night.

I can learn just about any japaneese song if I listen to it long enough

I can play almost any song on clarinet if I listen to it long enough.

I can finish Super metriod in under an hour (with the aid of metroid metal, travelDemon by SSH, and several cases of pepsi)

I almost never need to read the directions...to anything.

I can write in a totally made up written language that was collaborated by me and my father.

I can make people believe i'm actually an alien for short moments of time.




I would've mentioned something about gonads here, but I think that's copywritten.

Changing Reality

*smack*

Why did you come back?

Another infraction ofr Morphius

Ah Fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

I'm pretty much worthless except for...

*Having a 100 Percent In English class
*Can copy a drawing's line-art from one paper to another WITHOUT wussy trace paper
*According to my teachers, a VERY good writer

But yeah there's nothing else I'm good at.

BTW: I'm not Emo,kay? I'm just horribly bad at most of the stuff I try to do.

Ah, Fuck, I can't belive you too have done this.

Kastere, I love your avatar a whole lot.

Fuck, it's still making me titter.

I have a talent: when others are near to me, they get angry without any reason.