I am obsessed when I tell Oddworld's poems all the time... when I talk with Abe's voice... when I imitate Abe. I am often crazy with Oddworld.

Erm... That's not exactly what goes here. I can't exactly explain it, but if you check out the previous posts you may be able to figure it out. Sorry but I am terrible at explaining things.

Ok, I understood. Excuse Oddey if I write wrong things. I will try to be on topic.

You know you're obsessed when...

-You start calling your favorite coffee/cafe place 'Alf's rehab & tea'
-Whenever there's a full moon you try to make out abe's hand or some kind of oddworld creature (I saw elum once)
-You make your own monsters using oddworld creatures as bases (I saw this really cool scrab alternate once)
-You consider actually making a soulstorm brew and selling it to your friends just so you can make them fart and explode the school like it was rupture farms.

On the brew thing, all I got done was the warning label:

WARNING: Explosive restults may occour in situations of flatulance. May not actually repel metroids. This is a very dangerous product and could induce chocolate covered termite flu in bi-ped species. Do not spill, as it may burn various holes in your furniture. It is reccomended for use with small children, and is a very effective annoying sibling repellant. This product may only be used under the supervision of someone irrisponsible or mentally challenged for best results.

You're actually right, it would be a little awesome to walk around having abe's tattoos. Albeit looking totally geeky XD.

Okay you are obsessed with oddworld when...

- The only youtube vids you watch are related to oddworld. Your youtube profile has an oddworld background, and most of your youtube vids are related to oddworld :P.

All refers to yours truly.

Exactly what I did. ;)

:D I go on Youtube and watch Oddworld videos all the time. xD I don't have an account on it though. =/

Mostly Stranger's Wrath... again.

You're obsessed when...

... nobody can find any rodents and spiders anymore since you got yourself a crossbow and collected them as your new ammo.
... think that this world is really the odd one.
... you wonder why chickens can't speak the human language.
... you try to do a double-jump all the time.
(... you wonder why it doesn't work.)
... you're a ponytail lover.
... you fart green gas.

You know you're obbsesed with Oddworld when:

You stalk Lorne Lanning. >=D
You think Oddworld is real so you go and try to find it but have no success.
You swim in the entire ocean searching for a Gabbit but have no success whatsoever.
You breed a Camel and a Mule hoping you'd get an Elum. .____.

You know you're osessed with Oddworld when...
You have ten computers so you can play Abe's Oddysee 10 times at once.
You sleep on a bed that says Abe and Munch all over.
Your grammer is as bad as Stranger's.
You don't go to school so you can play more Oddworld.

[Insert strange coincidence here]
 

Only took me about 25.

I did that a few times...

you know your obsessed with Oddworld when:

you start crafting sligs out of clay in your spare time like i did.

Hello my name is Koncept and i'll be your member from now on

you know your obbsessed when you run around your local area dressed in a brown loin cloth with blue/green body paint all over,going arround farting and slapping people for fun.

You know you're obsessed with oddworld when...
You start walking on your hands and wearing pinstripe suits,
You suddenly spew up a crapload of birds,
You feel compelled to jump down wells

When I had Abe's Exoddus on playstation, and my memory card wasn't working, I stayed home from school to try and finish it. I got to feeco depot.

You know you're obsessed with Oddworld when

You spend hours on the computer looking for Oddworld stuff.
You know every quote in all the games so you mute the tv and say them yourself.(I do that in AO)
You act out the clips from the games. ._.
Oddworld comes to your mind in everything you do.(me)
You try and put a tracking device in/on your head so you can find every fuzzle in the world.

Wait, how would you know? The last time we had a thread like this, was WAY before you registered here!

-When you Stealing your dog bone's and Making Soulstorm of it.
-You making Runjump every time you run.
-You dress you like Abe.
-You go to search Oddworld.
-You Got you to shoot with you with Crossbow(you thinking you'r a Fuzzle)
-You make a Factory Named "Soulstorm Brewery"
-You buy A crossbow and shoot with spiders.
-You Eat Bombs so,Your Farts can really Explode!
-You trying to eat Everything!(you think its from rupture farmz)
-You Kicking chikens wondering why have they no clothes.
-You name your Dog a "Sloggie"

Haha, we're all so hopelesly sad! Just kidding...
-You try and persuade everyone you know how awesome OW is, only to turn out looking like a freak, an Odd one
-You try desperatly to leave the forums becuase of how busy you are, and find your self crawling back
-Everything you draw becomes "oddified"
-You constantly come up with too many stories of OW's hopeless citizens
-You cause massive clumsy "accidents" and try and get away with it with an "oops!" and a shrug, and are surprized how badly you fail
-You start to frenqualty use the excuse that you were possed (by a mud of course), and it wasn't your fault
-You quote lines from OW to people who have no f*cking idea what you're talking about
-You use farting and whistling as a way of comunication
-You got angry whenever thinking about those damn terrorists Abe and Munch, and somewhere, they're still at there, at large
-You actually start looking for them
-In Oddworldian like places, you actually convince yourself you're in Oddworld

When you talk to your friends with characters you invented on W@RF. One of my best friends does this.

Its extremely cute :).

You know you're obsessed with Oddworld when...

- You make a thread about how to be obsessed with Oddworld.
- You post in a thread about how to be obsessed with Oddworld. *
- You can drunk and sick on beer to be cool like the Mudokons.
- You chop off your legs and expand your arms, wear a nice suit, and order midgets to do your work.
- You're born with no legs and now walk around with mechanic legs.
- You believe a character from Oddworld will rise and take over the world. *
- You pass the time by typing poor, sarcastic facts to know you're obsessed with Oddworld. *
- You quote messages from Oddworld. *
- You name all of your characters in video games Alf. *
- When bored, you think up of wars between Mudokons and Sligs. *
- You've created a whole new Oddworld game with spare time. *


*Things I do daily.

When the room is silent and all you can here is the sound of Abe chanting in the back of your head. It's doing my bloody head in! Make it stop!

You know you're obsessed with oddworld when:

1. If you're trying to get into a club and someone asks for the password you whistle two or three times then fart hoping it's the right one.
2. You talk with your friends or family through Gamespeak. (I do but my sis is the only one who understands it :D)
3. If you're in a room with someone and they burp you say "Dude what's up with that?" or "Dude that's just wrong!"

I once whistled like Abe and the mudokons when I knocked on my brothers door and he said password.

You know you're obsessed with oddworld when:

You call your horse Elum and feed it nothing but hunny.
You get a whole group of rabbits calling them Fuzzles and make them attack people.(which fails)
You accidently call your boss Mullock.
If you simply smack a fly you laugh like a Slig and say "got'cha!"

Those are all quite fun to read. :lol:

Yup! I like trying to them up as I'm playing the games. xD

You know you're obsessed with oddworld when:

When you can mute the TV and do the whistles yourself.
Right after you're done playing the games you have a dream about it.
Your first thought is OW when you wake up.
You tell people passing by your house to "freeze!" then command your dog to "get'm".
You can beat AO with the TV muted.

You know your obsessed when:

You try to make your own oddworld game (check)
Your scared to death of dogs and believe there owners are sligs.
You build and try to play a chimelock in your school choir.
You make your skin blue.
You think of unarmed people as Glukkons.
You comfort someone who cant walk by saying they can get special pants or even a helicopter.
You comfort depressed people and slap angry people.
You flush worms thinking there Fleeches.
You chop off two legs off a mule and try to ride them like an Elum.
You don't drink any brews, thinking you'll get addicted.
You cut off both your arms, paint yourself red, make two plastic legs and grown an underbite trying to be a scrab.
You cut off a hand, stick it on your face and pretend your a paramite.
You refuse to eat caviar, pleading the gabbits are extinct.

You know when your obsessed when you:
-Get your lips stichted to look like Abe,
-Smoke a big fat cigar to look like a Glukkon,
-Get Abe's face tattoed on yer Ass